99_Dosti

99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.

Jun, 10 2010 68 chars (1 sms) 3454 views Q n A

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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.

WHAT DID BANTA

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Challenge of da day For you

Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez ka naam batain jis ke last main dooq aie..!!
Reply is MuSt...!!

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1 Question

1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia Karti Hain?

Reply Must

Hands she has but

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll

Write the names of

Write the names of person that comes 1st in ur mind for each question

Marry?
Kill?
Frnd?
Hate?
Love?
Unforgetable?
Best frnd?
First crush?

Plz rply truly now?

Today Is World Red

Today Is World Red Rose Day.

If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend
N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

Yaara (11) Hazar

Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???

Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???

tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111

Dimag H To Jawab

Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…

INTELLIGENCE TEST

INTELLIGENCE TEST

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p

What am I

What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.

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