99_Dosti

99_Dosti
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.
  

Jun, 10 2010     68 chars (1 sms)     4208 views       Q n A

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One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.
Q. Which alphabet is a question?
ans. y (WHY)
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Q. Which alphabet is fly?
ans. B (BEE)

Which alphabet is a part of face?
ans. I (EYE)

Which alphabet is a tool?
ans. X (AXE)

Which alphabet is a drink?
ans.T (TEA)

Which alphabet is in geometry box?
ans. D(because a protractor is D shaped)

Which alphabet is a source of salt?
ans. C (SEA)
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MISS YOU”
Face Test:
Q # 1:- What do you find on my Face:-
a) Silence?
b) Innocence?
c) Proud?
d) Softness?
Q # 2:- Which 1 is the Most Attractive:-?
a) Eyes?
b) Smile?
c) Lips?
d) Hair?
Q # 3:- What is the 1st Impression that you got from My Face:-
a) Cute?
b) Smart?
c) Attitude?
d) Intelligent?
Reply Must if you are my Friend..?
What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.
Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…
An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over d Atlantic ocean,
wd every single person being killed
Yet 2 passengers survived
How is this possible?


If U Know The Answer Than SMS me On Ma #
Read this n giv an ans
A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.
Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam