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Jun, 10 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     3087 views       Q n A

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meaning of these dayz!
Sunday=Itwar
Monday=Peer
Tuesday=mangal
Wednesday=budh
Thursday=jumerat
Friday=juma
Saturday=hafta
hahahahahaha!!!!
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???


Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans :

Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must
99_Dosti
100_Pyar
101_Ehsas
102_Dhoka
103_Nafrat
104_Tym pass.
Frwrd Dis Msg To Ur
Frndz Get Cool Replyz

"Agar Tmhain Mjh se
Kch Mangne Ka Moka Mile Tou
Tum Kia Mango Ge ... ??"
Maths Magic:
Ur Cell Numbers Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50 + UR Age + 365 & - 615.
The Last 2 Numbers of UR Answer is UR AGE, & !st Number is UR CELL''S LAST NUMBER.
TRY IT.. ITS INTERESTING
ANS is:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Read this n giv an ans
A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
U''ll get:
A=a new frnd
D=gud result
G=a lover
J=nothing
M-lots of happiness
P=ur marriage
T=success
W=lots of money