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To Ap Us K Pechay Kya Likhtey?
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Jun, 10 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     3141 views       Q n A

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3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=u luv sum1 deeply
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Mera Ek Jumla Jo Aapko Aksar Yaad Aata Hai.


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Forward It To Your All Friends and Get Intresting Yaadain.
Ek Admi Ki Saas
Ek Aurat Ki Saas Ki Maa Hai
Admi Or Aurat Ka Rishta Kya Hai?
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My Marriage
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2.My Accident
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3.My Death
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4.Gone Abroad
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5.Seen Wd A B-Frnd
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It is a challenge for you,
Rewrite these words in a proper oder..
1/ Ctorpai (A Fruit)
2/ Suolt (A Flower)
3/ Jahatalm (Historical Place)
4/ Losot (Furniture item)
5/ Rceurym (An Element)
6/ pkpmiun (A Vegetable)
7/ Srriratbe (A Proffesion)

Take your time And Reply Must..
It,S A Challnge 4 U

Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?

Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
ANS is:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek Khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???



Ans: KHEERA
The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone using an Orbitel 901 handset.
Wo kon sa badsha ha jo apne maa
k pet me 3 sal tak rha
or jub wo peda howa to us
k 32 k 32 dant nekal chuke the ?
It''s my chelenge 4 u ,
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!