Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi

Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi
Saleeka Ho Agar Bheegi Hoi Aankhon Ko Parrhney Ka''''.....


To Phir Behty Huye Aansu Bhi Akser Baat Krtey Hain"...
  

Jun, 01 2010     119 chars (1 sms)     1925 views       

more Adult SMS Messages

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
A Prayer When I''m Weary
As Onward I Trod,

A Little More Trusting,
Believing in God,

This I Would Wish for
Within Moments Dear,

Not a Lot - Just a Little
This Wondrous New Year.

Happy New Year.
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
naam to likh doon us ka har jaga magar ye khayal aata hai,

masoom hai mera sanam kaheen badnaam na ho jaye...
rooh mujh se bichar jane ko hai
Wafa-e-muhabbat rakh ho jane ko hai
Jo mere dil se jur kar meri zaat mein raha
Woh bandhan pal mein toot jane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Sokoon dil barbaad ho jane ko hai
Raaste socho ke simat jane ko hai
Yeh kaisa too ne muhabbat mein faasla rakha
Apna ho ke ajnabi ho jane ko hai

Muhabbat phir mujh ko aazmane ko hai..
Qurbato ke nisha mit jane ko hai
Faasle dooriyu mein badal jane ko hai
Woh ja sakta hai meri muhabbat ko chor ke
Meri zaat to us ki muhabat mein waft ho jane ko hai
_ (-_-) _
Can u close ur eyes 4 minutes plz...!

Thank u...

Did u c?
Hw dark it iz...

Thiz iz life withiout sweet frends... so have gud frend 4eva...like me!
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
When i dont get ur sms

A little pain in my heart

A small tear in my eye

And

Sadness falls on my face

What is this?


Its nothing


"Just Missing U"
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
Ek din tujse rutkar dekhna hai,

tere manane ka andaz dekhana hai.

abhi to do pal hi sath chale ho,

kab tak tum sath chaloge,

ek din yeh bhi dekhna hai.
MADAM: BILLU Kutti de eenne bachay kyo hu janday ne?
Billu: MADAM tussi Vi Sadak te nangay ghumo ge te tuhade vi ho jaan gaye