What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Lipstick b achi hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai . Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN" . . Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
