Funny SMS Messages9373 messages

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->
Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .


Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .




KYUNKI...!!!



















"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?




















A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
Saawariya...???
after watching all dark blue sets in saawariya, some people have decided 2 change sanjay leela bhansali''s name... guess..
what it wud be???
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ANS- sanjay Neela bhansali . . . ;->
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :


Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!