Eid Mubarak SMS Messages290 messages

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
My Name is Message
Mujhe sMs Bhi Kaha Jata Hai,
Meri Speed 300 Km Per Second Hai,
Aur Main
“..Khalil..”
Ke Mobile Mein Postman Ki Job Karta Hun.
Boss..
Ny Aapko “Salam or 2nd Day Of Eid Mubarik” Kaha Hai.
GOD Bless U,
Ab Main Chalta Hun Mujy or Logon Ko Bhi Eid k Msgs Dainy Hain.:-D:-D
2nd Day of Eid ul Azha..
“EID” Is An Event When We Share

Our Joys And Happiness With

Our Special Ones.

So On This Happy Event How

I Can Forget My Special Ones.

Accept My Hearteous Regards

And Congrats To U And Ur All Family Members

At Home.

I Wish That This EID Will Bring Prosperity

And Unity For U And Ur Family

And Also For The Whole Muslim Community

In All Over The World.

Happy Eid-Ul-Azha
Tu Meri Duaon Mein Shamil Hai is Tarha..

Pholon Mein Hoti Hai Khushbu Jis Tarha..

ALLAH Tumhari Zindagi Mein Itni Khushiyan Dey..

Zameen Per Hoti Hai Barish Jis Tarha…

Aameen…

EiD Ka Chand Mubarak…….
Ab Tu Dyniya Walon Pe Bilkul Bharosa Nahi Karna FARAZ…

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Ek Bewafa Hum Ko China ka Bakra Keh k Kutta Baech Geya..!!
(__))
“.=”””””)?
‘ y””+”y’

After Few Days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) Will come,
I am the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also Sending a cow as your EID Gift.
‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…
Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karon Dost?
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Mera To Apna Bakra Koi Khol Kar Le Geya…
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Dekh Yaar Udher To Nai :O
Aysa Lagta Tha Woh :(

Bakra Eid Mubarak…
‘Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Dur Khari Ghabraye . .
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Ak Jalak Diklaye Kabhi . Kabhi Pardy Mein Chup Jaye,
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Mari Nazar Se Tum Dakho To Gosht Hi Gosht nazAr Ayeeeeee. .
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Bholi Si Surat
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Ankhon Mein Masti
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Aye Haye,
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Meri Gaaye..
‘Happy Advance Baqra Eid’
EiD Mubarak

I HopE iM thE First Who Send u This Msg
Dont Smile Jan|x . . .

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Bakra EiD Ki Baat Kar Raha hon… :p…
Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…
The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say….

"EID MUBARAK"