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teacher, student

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

Teacher: Translate in ur

teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..

Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Teacher: What''s your cast? Student: Pehlay hum Lahori tha

teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

Teacher: What''s your cast?

teacher: What''s your cast?

Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .

Teacher - How Do

teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.

teacher:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI-SHUDA tha....

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)

teacher (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.

StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko teacher kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.

Teacher! Btaen

teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?

teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-

Teacher:

teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"

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