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Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

Maths teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Teacher to Sardar:f

teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Teacher told all student

teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Teacher: “I killed a person”

teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

How do you recognize

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

A Teacher lecturing on population –

A teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

What a pair of strange socks

teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

Teacher teaching

teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

Teacher:

teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

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