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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?

teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....

Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..

Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo

light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
teacher,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->

Teacher: jab clock pe

teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!

Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan

teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->

Teacher:

teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?

Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . .

An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best teacher In School" ;->

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

Height of filmi culture....

Height of filmi culture....

teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.

the chak de effect
teacher: Name Different states of India...

Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.

Teacher asked pathan

teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear..

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