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Sardar Pathan se:

Sardar pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

Sardar & Pathan:

Sardar & pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki B

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''

''sadar and pathan ja

''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''

''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya

''1 pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

pathan: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

pathan: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

1 pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga pathan

Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga pathan. :-)''

''1 pathan angoor bech

''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

''pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''

''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

''Aaj Phir Ek pathan Pit Gaya:

pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

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