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Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae pathanao NE KAfi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?

Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
pathan soch k "Long life khan".

News reporter:

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Once there was

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
pathan:I think (killed)

Doctor:

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

Someone wrote to

Someone wrote to pathan agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo

pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM SBKA BAAP HY!

PathAn KA Interview

pathan KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??

pathan BoLA

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NO WOMEN FOR pathan . . .

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

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