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CHICKEN ROLL

pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

KFC

pathan to his friend:Yara humko KFC walon ne boht mara hai.

Friend:Q ?

pathan:Humara BV ka delivery tha to hum usko KFC legaya
Qk
Wahan Board pe likha tha....
"FREE DELIVERY"

Writing kharaab hai

pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?

Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?

pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.

TV pe Bomb

Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,

Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?

pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.

Ae Eid K Chaand

Ae Eid K Chaand!
Q Krta Hae Tu Hum Ko Pareshan,

Tujhe Dekhne K Liay Bechen Hen Hum
Aür
Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehmaan

Tujhe Dekh Nahi Patay
Puray Pakistan K Insaan,

Mgar Kahan Se Dhoond Letay Hen Tujhe
Sarhad K Kuch pathan,

“Meri”Hy Tman’na
Eis Bar Na Trpana,

Puray Pakistan Mae Hum Ko Ik Saath Nzar Aana.

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

Surmey ki Factory

pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

naam mitti mein

pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

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