pathan SMS Messages522 messages

Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
pathan:I think (killed)
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p
pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Once pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..

pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!

Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..

pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon