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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Uss rassi ko bolengey noKIA – Connecting pipal.
Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn

Krege dono LAXMI G ko phool arpn

Par Diye,patakhe sab hue ranghin

Kaise mnaye DIWALI,bin apke sab gamgin
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka no. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]
ROTI V/S SMS


2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

no roti
Only sms
Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey how are You?

Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.

Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)
Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao.
Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p
Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
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now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi