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bill dadi dain gi
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Flirt
bill dadi dain gi
bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
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kundi
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
KAASH YE FAASLE
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
A little kid asks
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
Without ur SMS
Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
Gals r generally
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)
Can you see me
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Press down again
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?
FlirtIng Is The
FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV...
DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncE anD numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
Mei Rukon Ya Jaon...
2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
2nd: Tumhara BF
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P
WahahahhHaha:p
Don"t send any
Don"t send any messages,
I don"t want to see you,
hear your voice,
think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets
love'' is a bird you
''love'' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
uhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
Faith makes all
Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!
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