bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4363 views       Flirt

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Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who"d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who"d b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.
jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab
~Cute Relationship~
When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says...
I Will Never Talk To You... :(
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You...
"I AM STILL ANGRY"
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u
Ajj Halki Halki Barish hai
Ajj Sard Hawa ka Raqs bhi hai..
Ajj Phol bhi Nikhry hain
Ajj un main tera Aks bhi hai
Ajj Badal Kally Gahry hain
Ajj chand pe lakhon pahry hain
Khush tukre tare yadoon k
Bari dair say dil main thary hain
Ajj Yadain uljhi uljhi hain
Ajj taar yeh dil k sulge hain
Ajj yaad bohat tum aye ho...

"AJJ YAAD BOHAT TUM AYE HO"
Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.
Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me