bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Aug, 07 2013 154 chars (1 sms) 4653 views Flirt

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KAASH YE FAASLE

KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..

KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..

TO..

TO,

TO..

TO..

TO..

YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...

LuV is an illusion

LuV is an illusion!

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted ppl..

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Ppl wid strong hearts

believe in FLIRTING

;-)

Sirf ik bar kehdo

Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum......
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

If you say my eyes

If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because they"re looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

I think you are

I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!

Har phoolko raatki

Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisise dilki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhonme namise samajh ja jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte

badalate waqat

badalate waqat kaa ik silsilaa sa lagata ha
ke jab bhii dekho use duusaraa-saa lagata hai
tumhaaraa husn kisii aadamii kaa husn nahin
kisii buzurg kii sachchii duaa saa lagataa hai
terii nigaah ko tamiiz rang-o-nuur kahaiN
mujhe to Khoun bhii rang-e-hinaa saa lagataa hai
damaaG-o-dil ho.na agar mutmaiin to chhaaon hai ya dhoup
thapdi luu bhii Thandii hawa si lagati hai

Nahin woh shakhs muqadar

Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"

bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.

Cotton candy

Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.

I never thought

I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone
said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong
cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby
im damaged so, so damaged because of you

What"s wrong with

Hello!! What"s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

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bill dadi dain gi

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