bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4628 views       Flirt

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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I"m the one u can always depend on!
Mein tamam koshisho ke bawjood haar gayi
Woh use mil gaya jisne use maanga hi naahin
Har ek se poocha tera na milne ka subub
Har ek ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi naahin
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot
I don''t flirt for fun , Its one of my duties
Tell me How can I resist such beauties
It is life with whom I like flirting with the most
I''m still not committed though Ive fallen for the trap almost
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir
banayi.