bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Aug, 07 2013 154 chars (1 sms) 4497 views Flirt

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Just time pass

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Can you see me

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Teri arzoo main

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

Baari barsi khatan

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot

I used to think

I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Roti huyi aankho se

Roti huyi aankho se tujhe muskan kaise du

Anjaan hu khud tujhe pehchan kaise du

Tu hi to hai jaan meri

Tu hi bata tujhe apni jaan kaise du.

Press down again

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don"t u have any job?

Sirf us ke siwa

Us Ne Samjha Hi Nahi Aur Na Samjhna Chaha,

K Mein Chahta Bhi Kiya Tha Us Se , Sirf Us K Siwa

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Wa wa wa...

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar.

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Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter ...$;-)

hansi aati hai mujhe

hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.

kundi

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...

Government imposing

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free

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bill dadi dain gi

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