bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4607 views       Flirt

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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry, flirting is still free
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Nahin woh shakhs muqadar main phir bhi us sy millty hain "faraz"

bara pur'lutf lagta hai muqadar ko saza daina.
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
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>
* PRESS UP *
I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
Boy: Hi

Girl: Hey how are You?

Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world.

Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet.

Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)
Barsat ki rat
1 bhigi ladki
Bhiga Badan
Bhige hont
Bhigi julfe
Us se nazre mili
milte hi dil ne kaha
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kal ise 100% sardi jukam hoga.
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.
Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart.
U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I don"t know what I mean 2 u,
but u"ll always be special 2 me