bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     5111 views       Flirt

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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry,
clear if ur happy,
sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Mein tamam koshisho ke bawjood haar gayi
Woh use mil gaya jisne use maanga hi naahin
Har ek se poocha tera na milne ka subub
Har ek ne kaha woh tere liye bana hi naahin
Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts.
A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Ishq sabhi ko jena sikha deta hai...
wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai...
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho...
zalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai...!
It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.
I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.
Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza
band kar leta hai
to yad rakho
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Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai….
tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag
jao...
I never thought that you would ever do that everything we had is gone
said you loved me said never leave me maybe you just heard your wrong
cause im damaged, im damaged, don’t know what to do, baby
im damaged so, so damaged because of you
The length & breadth & height of you,
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you,
I"ll have to take a bite of u.
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One sentence is Enough to break a heart.......
One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and
... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life