bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4264 views       Flirt

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Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

May Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya May ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..
I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
Ishiq sasitaaa bohit milaaa thaaa,,,,,

Ishiq mahngaaa bohat para hy...!!!
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai
Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.
teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!
A,B,C,
D,E,
F,G,H,
I,J,
K,L,M,
N,O,
P,Q,R,
S,T,
U,V,W,
X,Y,
Z.
1,2,3,
4,5,
6,7,8,
9,0
thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.
m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me