bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4933 views       Flirt

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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
take my hand when u feel all alone,
turn to me when u need some1 to lean on,
coz I"m the one u can always depend on!
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,
Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,
jab tere chehre par haath fera ,
Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..
I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I"m still paying for it..."
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...
i luv u...

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I luv another words also.
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of ur, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just
walking with him a few miles.
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay.... Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai....? Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain To Unhain Tehni Say Tor Dalti Ho.... Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai...? Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai To Chuppti Phirti Ho.... Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar Hai....? Magar Jab Hawa Chalti Hai Tu Khirkiyan Band Kar Leti Ho... Phir Us Waqt.... Main Khof Zada Sa Ho Jata Hoon Jab Tum..... Mujh Se Kehti Ho Mujhay Tum Say Pyar Hai......
It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!