bill dadi dain gi

bill dadi dain gi
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi
  

Aug, 07 2013     154 chars (1 sms)     4259 views       Flirt

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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart,
born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks,
and die on your lips.
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR.
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the.
Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge.
Are main tumhare nahi
Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur
A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..

KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..



KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..



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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
I don"t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who"d b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who"d b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
I know you think I am cute

I know you think I am fine

But like the other guy

Stake a number and wait in line
It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!