bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Aug, 07 2013 154 chars (1 sms) 3942 views Flirt

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every day here you

every day here you come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.

It takes two to

It takes two to tango,
two to kiss,
two to talk & reminisce.
So many good things come in pair & one of those things is
ME n YOU!

jiski ek smile par

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab

Tere hathon mitra

Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!

I just got your

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!

Stake a number and wait in line

I know you think I am cute

I know you think I am fine

But like the other guy

Stake a number and wait in line

I believe that God

I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me
out from all the rest coz he knew I"d luv you the best!

I know you think

I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

If love & friendship

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were
Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all
be millionaires!!!

Tell me How can I resist such beauties

I don’t flirt for fun

Its one of my duties

Tell me How can I resist such beauties

It is life with whom

I like flirting with the most

I am still not committed though I have fallen for the trap almost

I used to think

I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

Kaash ke un ko Aaye khayaal Humari is bezaar Halat ka

Kaash ke un ko Aaye khayaal Humari is bezaar Halat ka

'Faraz'

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