bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Aug, 07 2013 154 chars (1 sms) 4792 views Flirt

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Whn u r alone

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend

i love u :p

larki: ilove u
Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha
larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h
aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p

Having a good

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

hansi aati hai mujhe

hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.

Its too heard to

Its too heard to loose someone
who is 99% cute,
98% sweet,
97% loving,
96% talented and
100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Baari barsi khatan

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot

In my heart

My dear friend,
.
I locked you in my heart
And dropped the key into Ocean
So that you can live in my heart always
And never come out

With Best Wishes.

Insani Jism Ki Ragei

Insani Jism Ki Ragein (Veins) 72,000 Kilo Meter Hain..

Dunya Ka Bare Se Bara Pump Bhi 7,000 ft Tak Pani De Sakta Hai..

Lekin..

ALLAH PAK Ne Chota Sa DIL Laga Diya Jo Poore Jism Ki 72,000 Ragon Ko Khoon Supply Kerta Hai..

Wo Bhi Non Stop..

SUBHAN''ALLAH

Plz Fwd This Precious Information..

JAZAK''ALLAH

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar..

Wa wa wa...

Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar.

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Bari gal kiti a la lo chiter ...$;-)

Sharp is ur memory

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u"ll always remain.
Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u

Without ur SMS

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

Cotton candy

Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.

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bill dadi dain gi

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