bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

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m getting married

m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....
just bring someone who ll marry me

Baton baton main

Baton baton main bicharney ka ishara ker k.Khud bhi roya wo bohat,hum say kinara kar key.

bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

Even if I had 1 wish

Even if I had 1 wish...
I wouldn"t wish for u to love me,
coz I don"t want your love to come from a wish...
but straight from your heart.

I wish I was a

I wish I was a teddy bear,
that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead.

Touch my heart

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me

If all the girls

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be?

Do u know how to

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *

Gals r generally

Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.

Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,

Guys have all d fun. ;)

I know you think

I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

Rule of BOYS

Rule of BOYS
“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,

suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,

kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,

Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!

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bill dadi dain gi

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