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Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : no, now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

i’m very glad when i come

i’m very glad when i come
to know about your birthday…:)
Your parents surely proud of you.
it’s great moments when you
celebrate your birthday with your parents.
So, my dear It’s my genuine
pleasure to wish you a very happy birthday!

Another year is a happy gift

Another year is a happy gift
So cut your cake, and say
Instead of counting birthdays
I count blessings every day.

It’s your birthday time again

It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday [...]

Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Birthday card

This birthday card has traveled across the miles to say, That you are being thought of in the very warmest way-- And with each thought come wishes For happiness for you, not just on your birthday,but each day all year through!

Natural

This msg has no Fat

no cholesterol n no Addictive

this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

I Said To Money

I Said To Money.
"U Are Just A Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled And Said.
"Ofcourse Im A Piece Of Paper
But
I Have not Seen A Dustbin In
My Life..!

Educate your children

Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

diwali

Tamana thi sath roshan krenge aangn Krege dono LAXMI G ko phool arpn Par Diye,patakhe sab hue ranghin Kaise mnaye DIWALI,bin apke sab gamgin

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