Pehlay Pakistan Ki

Pehlay Pakistan Ki
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "
  

Jun, 16 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     5349 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi




Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . .




Farq Tou Para Hai . . .
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
Latest News On GeO. . .


"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .









Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "



GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi
K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
.
.
.
.
Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes
and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can
take it or leave it, choice is yours.
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and
then success is sure. Good luck.
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai