2000 Mai Lipstick

2000 Mai Lipstick
2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii
  

Jun, 16 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     4917 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->
Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn



Pata Hy Kab


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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"
The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz
2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii
7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf
General presidents Of Pakistan

Sikandar Mirza Died At The Age Of 65

Ayub Died At 65

Yahya Died At 65

Zia Died At 65

Musharraf Is Gonna B 65 In 2008


Hope For The Best ...
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->