2000 Mai Lipstick

2000 Mai Lipstick
2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii
  

Jun, 16 2010     120 chars (1 sms)     4957 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....


Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )


JEO MUSHARAF
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..

Farq To Parta Hai

" GEO MUSHARAF "
7 Sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K Sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K Sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab Sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,


Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,


Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,


Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->
Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya