Are you hungry

Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes
and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can
take it or leave it, choice is yours.

Jun, 16 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 5357 views Geo Or Jeenay Do

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Just Imagine

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin''s Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.

yeh kaisee hai hawa

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai

2000 Mai Lipstick

2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk

Pakistan Ek Aisa Mulk Hy

Jis K Logn Har Ghante K Baad Khush Hote Hyn

Pata Hy Kab

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"Jab Light Aati Hy" ;->

"Geo Musharraf"

If you Built an Arm

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.

Musharaf Ki Car K

Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

Plz Aap Kisi Ko

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Aaj Se 15 Saal

Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....

Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud Shading )

JEO MUSHARAF

PAKISTAN Me Kon C

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz

In B.Com there used

In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai

The people of

The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->

Kehty hai agar kis

Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?

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