Musharraf Is Good

Musharraf Is Good
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
  

Jun, 16 2010     183 chars (2 sms)     4610 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
2000 Mai Lipstick Kitnee Sastii Hotii Thiii :)

But Aj Tu Sab Se Farighh Brand Bhi Mehnga Ha :(

Jeeenay Doo Mushii
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and
then success is sure. Good luck.
Are you hungry? Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes
and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can
take it or leave it, choice is yours.
You Mean A Lot To Me . . .
And So Does Your Health And Happiness . . .
So Here"S A Wish To Say . . .

& Take Good Care Of Yourself !!
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..





AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha


Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara


"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->