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muskurahat
takdeer badal jae gi apne ap hi ae insan

mukurana seekh le bs wja talash na kr
  

Jan, 11 2013     79 chars (1 sms)     4914 views       Geo Or Jeenay Do

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yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi




Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . .




Farq Tou Para Hai . . .
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
takdeer badal jae gi apne ap hi ae insan

mukurana seekh le bs wja talash na kr
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF
The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi
K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)