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If i had A Camera..

If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap ur

Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
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to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)

Rule The HELL

Rule
The
HELL
Rather
Than
Being
Slave
At
Heaven :-)

In Our Life

In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..

But
Some Times

Cracks May Come As Friends

Like u.....

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Teri Mohabbat Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hy

Tamam umar e Aasra Hi Kafi Hy

DAwat Karo Meri Mgr Takleef Na Krna

Mere Liye Bas PIZZA, ZINGER, BROAST Aur COke Hi Kafi Hy ;->

Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?

Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

I Met Money

I Met Money

&

I Said ur Just A Piece Of Paper,

Money Smiled & Said,

Ofcourse I Am A Piece

Of Paper But

I Haven''t Seen

Dust Bin In My Life.

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.

Kyo Ki.

Maine Suna Hai Tum

Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

Once A Few Hairs

Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"u Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle

Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Pehle Ladkiya DuA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-uP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.

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