shrab SMS Messages7 messages

Teacher.

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Teachr ne SHARAB

Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA shrab mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
shrab peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.

Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,

shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

Ek Shrabi Bus Men

Ek shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya ;->

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

Teachr Ne shrab Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA shrab Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"shrab Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"

sandel larki0n se faraz

Chahey jitne bhi paren sandel larki0n se Faraz,

A mundey nai drdey,
Sh0r shraba kr dey.. :p ;->

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