shar SMS Messages794 messages

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.
Aaj mere "JANAZY" main sara shehr shareek tha FARAZ

jab kay kal hum tanhaiyon kay khoof sy mar gay......
Q peete ho sharaab kisi bewafa k gham mein...
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Ek bashar ki khatir KHUDA naraz karte ho....
Hoping That The Love You shared Years Ago Is Still As Strong Today As It Was Then Bringing You Much Joy , Love And Happiness To Celebrate Again. Happy Anniversary.
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Best Wishes To You Both On Your Anniversary,
May The Love That U share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As U Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
On This Special Day,
Best Wishes Go To You,
That This Wonderful Love U share,
Lasts Ur Lifetime Through.
Happy Anniversary To You My Love
Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya

Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz

Usne Machliyon ko bhi sharabi Kar Diya.........
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->