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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
What''s white when it’s dirty. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "B|AcK BoArD"
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
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Teapot!
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

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Ans: A Doll
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!
some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LIsTEN - TL + MAD - sEN + ICE - CEAD + sUCCEss + YEs - CUE + OUT - TEsCs.

GIVE ME THE ANsWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=” I MIss YOU”
Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Ans: A Doll
An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over d Atlantic ocean,
wd every single person being killed
Yet 2 passengers survived
How is this possible?


If U Know The Answer Than sMs me On Ma #
INTELLIGENCE TEsT

Agar Ankhain milanay ke Baad 2 or 2=4 ho jati hain....

to 2 Dil Milanay ke Baad 1 kion ho jatay hain ????

Reply with a solid Reason

Ans: mujhe bhi nahi maloom :-p