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Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

OYE MERE DOST

OYE MERE DOST,
MEre program ke host,
andheron k ghost,
Double aande ke toast,
Bujhi hui lamp post,
murgi ke roast,
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I MISS U MOST...!!!

SArdar In UK Hotel

SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother.)

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
Aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe murgi kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->

Ek Murga Ek Murgi

Ek Murga Ek murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Teachr: Ande Me Se murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

pathan ka murgi beemar huwa

Ek Pathan Ka murgi Beemar Huwa...

Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!

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