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Once A Pathan Was Asked

"Khan G Aapka Favourate Song Kon Sa Hai?"

Khan Sahb Replied:

"larki Kyon,

Na Jane Kyon Larkon Si Nahi Hoti" ;-)
AaJ sE 10 sAaL bAAd larkiyaN LArkE ko dekH kAr: kya mAst bAchA Hy yAr MuJhE Is bAchEy kA nUmBeR cHaHiYe

LArkA sHarMatE HuwE: aPp k gHar bAAp bHaI nAhI HaI kYa?
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
Womenz Day Par Aik larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha

"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"

Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:

"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha

Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
bUs Mai larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

larki: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
bUs Mai larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA HaI.
bUdHa: S:orRy

larki: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

larki:Its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat sI ?? ..'';->''
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi







Papa:->
Research K Mutabiq
larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn








Kyun k










100 Me Se 10
larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi



Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
larki Doctor Se
Main Jub Cigrette Peeti Hun To Ajeeb Becheni Si
Hoti Hai Main Pehla Kash Leti Hun To Apne Shoes
Utar Deti Hun Dosre Kash Main Socks,

Teesray Kash May Shirt Utar Dayte Hon
Or Chotay Main.....
Dr: Yeh Lo G0LD LEAF Or
Tafseel Say Batao... :P :D ;->
Zindagi Mai 1 larki Itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
larki Set Kerne Ka Easy Tareeqa!















Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta,
Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata
Baap: Beta Shadi K Din Susral Walay
Ghari Dein Tu Suit Mang Lena. Scooter Dein Tu Car Mang Lena,
Dokan Dien Tu Ghar

Beta: Dady larki Dein Tu Oski Maa Mang Lon?