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1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha

1 Pathan Ko Kisi Ne Kaha
Aftari K Waqt Jo Bhi DUA
Karo Kabul Hoti Hai...

Pehle Rozey Ki Aftari K Waqt

khan sahab:

YA ALLAH

Subha EID Ho Jae... ;->

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., khan sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya

1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : khan sahab Kia Hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: khan sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

Azadi Moqay Per

Azadi Moqay Per
khan sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song

Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->

Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: khan sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

"Enter Ur PIN"

BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition

Bcoz

khan sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)

Pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara

Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha khan sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.

yara hum bohat preshan hai

Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: khan sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

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