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dar lagta hy humko un aankhon sy jo naqab main reh kar bhi hum par waar karti hain
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
English Teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
Koun Si Cheez Dil Ke Bas Mein Nahi
Dil Magar Apni Dastaras Mein Nahi
Kab Se Aankhain Talaash karti hain
Ek Din Jo Kisi Baras Mein Nahi
Asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
mar jay to jeny ke dua dati hai dunia

hum kon say momin thay jo ilzam na shaty
pathar ko bagwaan bana dati hai dunia

karo na naaz hatoo ke lakiro pay itna faqiroo
hathoo ke lakiro ko mita dati hai dunia

ya zakham mohbat ka hai dekhana na kese ko yaroo
la k sary bazaar saja dati hai ya dunia

marny k liya karti hai majboor to lakin
jeeny k tarqy sikha dati hai ya dunia
asy bhe mohbat ke saza dati hai dunia
anchal tari yadoon ko bhigo deti hai barish
socho py jamii gard ko dhoo gati hai barish

hans hans k sunati hai jahan bhar k fasany
pocho mey jo tera bary mey tu ro deti hai barish

lagty hain pyare mari ankhoon ko yeh manzer
yadoon ki mahak ho ya tere hijar k tanay
chup chap main rakh leta hoon jo deti hai barish

muj par to jo karti hai so kerti hai inayat
moti tera baalon mein piro deti hai barish
Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k pori dunia tum se payar karti hai
to aun mein se aik mein bhi hon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k kuch log tum se payar kartain hain
to aun mein se aik mein bhi hoon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k sirf aik banada tum se payar karta hai
to woh mein hoon

Agar tum ye sochtai ho
k tum se koi nahi payar karta hai
to mein ais duniya mein nahi hoon
Raqs karti hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,


Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
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1 Question:

Larky Jab Pyar Main Dhoka Khaty Hain To
Shave Barha Laity Hain,

Jab Larkian Dhoka Khati Hain to Kia karti hain?

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