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Main Apni Dosti Ko Sheher Mein Ruswa Nhi Krti,
Mohbt Main Bhi Krti Hoon Magar Charcha Nhi Krti,
Jo MuJ Se MiLne Aa Jaye Main Us Ki DiL Se Khadim Hoon,
Jo Utth K Jana Chahay Main Usey Roka Nhi Krti,
Jisey Main Chhor Deti Hoon Usey Phir BhooL Jati Hoon,
Phir Us Hasti Ki
janib Main Kabhi Dekha Nhi Krti,
Tera Israar Sir Aankhon Pe K Tum Ko BhooL Jaon Main,
Main Koshish Kr K Dekhoon Gi Magar Waada Nhi Krti
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
Suno Alfaaz Kam Hyn

Aur

Tammanaei''n Hazaro''n

Mubarak Ho

Meri janib Se Tumhei''n

Eid Ki Khushiya''n .. (:

... EiD mUbArAk ....
=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
Tufano me jindagi ko panah kaha milti hai,
Anjani rahon me rahe kaha milti hai.
Arey, TAJMAHAL banane ka hosla to ham bhi rakhte hai,
Magar wafadar MUMTAJ kaha milti hai
Magar yeh ho na saka aur ab yeh alam hai
K tu nahi tera ghum teri justaju bhi nahi
Guzar rahi hai kuch es tarah say zindagi jaisay
Zamanay bhar k dukhon ko laga chukka hoon galay
Guzar raha hoon kuch anjani rahgawaron say
Muhayab saye meri simat bhartay atay hain
Hayat-o-maut k par hol kharzaron say
Na koi jada manzil na roshni ka charag
Bhatak rahi hai khalaon mein zindagi meri
Enheen khalaon mein reh jaoo ga kabhi kho kar
Mein janta hoon meri ham-nafas magar youn hee
Kabhi kabhi meray dil mein khayal ata hai
Intelligent ho??, to jawab do.

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 alfaaz ko aysy milay k pakistan ki mash-hor shakhsiat ka naam bnay?

Answer :
Alama Iqbal janix. . . ;->
DUKH ANMOOL HOTAY HAIN
Qudrat ki wadiyat hotay hain
Kabhi kuch day kar jatay hian
Kabhi sub kuch cheen laitay hain
Kabhi bechain kartay hain
Kabhi jeena sikhatay hain
Kabhi bantay hain jab aansoo
Umer bhar yeh roolatay hian
Kabhi lab ki hansi ban kar..
Naie duniya sajatay hian.....
Kabhi meethi kasak ban kar....
Anjani khalish ban kar
Makeen-e-dil yeh bantay hain
Kisi sourat nahin mittay
Jo in say door bhago tou
Nahin janay nahin daitay
Na zindah rehnay daitay hain
Na yeh aazad kartay hian
Nahin jis ki dawa koi
Yeh aisa dard hotay hain
Magar yeh bhi haqeeqat hai
Har ik ko tou nhain miltay
Baray nayaab hotay hain,
Yeh dukh anmool hotay hian..!
DUKH ANMOOL HOTAY HIAN !......
saada se ik chehray per
kia jaduger si Ankhain hain
jo dekhay in ka hojaye
jo utray wo kho jaye
kitnay sapnay jag rahay hain
in palkon k saye saye..
shama seher si ,chara gar si,
namar barsi Ankhain hain
anjani pahchani si
apni aur begani si
aik hi manzer ka hissa bhi
aks bhi hairani bhi
sahil jaisi lagty hain wo aur bhanwar si Ankhain hain
saada se ik chahray per kia jadooger si Ankhain hain
"TOO LATE"
Aadhi Raat k Sanatay Me
,Kis Ne Phone Kea Hy Muj Ko?
Jane Kis Ka Phone Aiea Hy,
Phone Utha Kr Yun Lagta Hy,
Os janib Koi GumSum,
Okhra Okhra Dheray Dheray
Kanp Rha Hy,Mehki Hoi Ik Khamoshi Hy,
Ghup Khamoshi,Lakin Is Khamoshi Me B Gonj Rahe Hen,Thandi Sansain,
Barish,Aanso,Khamoshi Se Thak Kr Os Ne Saans Liya Tu,
Choorhi Khhanki,Uff Ye Khhan Khhan. . . .
Ik Lamhay Me Sarey Badan Me Phail Gaee Hy,
Teray Ilawah Koi Nhi Hy,Lakin Itnay Barson Bad. . . . .
Wafa Jab Maslihat Ki Shawl Aurhey
Sard Raat Ka Roop Dharey
Dil K Aangan Main Utarti Hai
Tou Palko''n Par Sitaro''n Ki Dhanak Muskane Lagti Hai
Kabhi Khwabo''n K An-Chuey Haiwalo''n Se Bhi
An-Dekhi C Anjani C Khushboo Aane Lagti Hai
Kisi K Sung Beetay, An-Ginat Lamho''n Ki Zanjeerai''n
Achanak Zehan Main Jab Gungunati Hain
Nafas K Taar Main Sannata Sa Yakdam Cheekh Uthta Hai
Tou Yun Mehsoos Hota Hai
Hawai''n Aa Ker Sargoshi Karti Hain
Mohabbat Ka Tumhan Idraak Tou Ho Gaya Hoga ?
Ye Jo Bhi Zakhm Deti Hai, Kabhi Seenay Nahi Deti
Mohabbat Rooth Jaye Tou, Kabhi Jeenay Nahi Deti