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1 Larka Apni GF k Liye

1 Larka Apni GF k Liye chooriyan le K Jata HAi .

Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.

aik din aik larke na a

aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon
thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon
thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon

ik admi jungle main

ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!

8 Saal Pehle Mobile

8 Saal Pehle Mobile Zyada Thay Orr Mobile choor Kam ...

Lekin Aj Mobile choor Zyada Hain Orr Mobile Kam

Jeo Musharaf

Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?

Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?

Kya kaha nahin...

main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri choori Dalo . . . ;->

If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

kon tole ga hiroon m

Kon Tole Ga Hiroon Mein Ab Hamare Ansoo Faraz ? Woh Jo Ik Dard Ka Tajir Tha DukaN choor Geya...

faqaat is gham sey h

Faqaat is gham sey Hum ne Diniya hi choor di Faraz..!!

K Matric Fail Zardari Ab Hum pey Hakummat kar raha hai..!!

faqat is liye hum ne

Faqat is liye hum ne Mehfilon main jana choor diya hia Faraz..

K koi Poch he na ley "Aap ka Result kab aa raha hai"??

Maa Baap K Liye Subko Choor Dena

(MAA,BAAP)
K Liye Subko choor Dena,

Lekin Sub K Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna
Q,K
Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko Bhi Rona Ata HAI,
DUA Ne Kha.
MAA Wo Hsti Hy Jo Gunah Gaar Olad Ko B Dozak Se Bacha Leti Hy

JANNAT Ne Kha.
MAA Wo Hasti Hy K Jo Mujhko B Qdmo K Nichy Daba Deti Hy

Allah Ne Kha.
MAA Meri Traf Se Insan K Liye Qimti Or Nayab Tohfa Hy.

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