Science SMS Messages32 messages

Quran K Bina Musalman

Koi DOCTOR Science Oarhe bina Doctor ban Sakta hai?

Nahi na?

To

Sochiye K

Hum QURAAN Aur NAMAZ parhe Bina MUSALMAN kesy Banain Gey?

THINK ABOUT IT.

Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 Science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Height of being Hygienic:

Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)

Frequency of my msg

Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y Science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.

Science has proved

Science has proved that sugar melts in water,

so plz don`t walk in the rain,

otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u

My Frequency Of Messaging

My Frequency Of
Messaging May Be
Less
But
The Time Period
I Remember You
Is More ...

That''s Why Science
Says ..
"Frequency Is Inversely
Proportional To Time .." :)

Conscience is a salt

ConScience is a salt of life

and Imagination is sweet of life.

ConScience keep life safe

and imagination brings sweetness 2 life.

A proper balance is Art of Life.

Love is a science.

Love is a Science. . .

It is all about passionate chemistry

Dimensionless physics

with

a bit of biology thrown in :)

Science may have

"Science may have found a cure for most evils,
but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all-
the apathy of human beings."
-Helen Keller (1880-1968)

Conscience is God"s

"ConScience is God"s presence in man."
-Emanuel Swedenborg (1688-1772)

MOHABBAT Kya Hai

MOHABBAT Kya Hai?

Urdu Nay Kaha
Bewafaon Ka Khel Hai

Maths Nay Kaha
Khushi+Ghum

Islamiat Nay kaha
Ibaadat Hai

Geography Nay Kaha
Diloun Ki Serhadein Open Kernay Ka Naam Hai

Science Nay Kaha
Do Diloun K Darmian Kashish Hai

History Nay Kaha
Taj Mahal Ka Dusra Naam Hai

Aur Ap Kia Kahte Ho..?

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental Sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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