Sarkar SMS Messages10 messages

mein jashn-e-aamad-e-Sarkar yoon manaonga
k jhoom jhoom k naat-e-nabi sunaonga
wiladat-e-shah-e-deen ka mahina aaya hai
gali makaan dukaan aaj sub sunaonga
juloos-e-jashn-e-wiladat ehtiraam k sath
qadam qadam pe duroodon k gul khilaonga
Chandigarh(17 sector) da bazar hove lal rang di SAKODA car hove,
naal rakhia malwe da hathiar hove,
kha ke kali nagni
akha vich bahar hove,
hik de jor utte,
banayi sade bapu ne Sarkar howe.
IK HOR SHOUNK TERE YAAR DA,bullet piche bethi
CHANDIGARH di sohni mutiar hove
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur Sarkarni naukar Sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
Qustions:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with VengSarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

7. Name the only other country (without India) to have got independence on Aug 15th?

8. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

9. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

10. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
Bs Itni C Inayat Mjh Pe Ek Bar Ki Jye
Kbhi Aa k Mere Zakhmo''n Ka Deedar Ki Jye
Ho Jaye Begane Aap Shauq Se Sanam
Aap k Hyn Aap k Rahenge Aitbar Ki Jye
Parhne Wale Hi Darr Jayen Dkh Kr Isy
Kitab-e-Dil Ko Itna Na Daaghdar Ki Jye
Na Majbur Ki Jye, k Me Un Ko Bhool Jaon
Mjhe Meri Wafaon Ka Na Gunahgar Ki Jye
In Jalte Diyon Ko Dkh Kr Na Muskuraiye
Zara Hawaon K Chalne Ka Intizar Ki Jye
Krna Hy Ishq Aap Se Krte Rahenge Hum
Jo B Krna Hy Aap Ko Mere Sarkar Ki Jye
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay Sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms Sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?



Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.