Saab SMS Messages62 messages

Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,

Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,

Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,

Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,

Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,

Karengy Tum say HiSaab jana,

Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,

Khoon apna JALA diya hai,

Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko

Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,

Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,

Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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=> Tanveer Z. .
zindagi per aik kitab likhon ga
main us me wo saare hiSaab likhon ga

hui barbad meri zindagi kese?
Kese bikhre hen mere khawab likhon ga

khud ko kisi tili ka roop de kr
auron ka chehra gulab likhon ga

kisi ko llzam-e-bewafa na donga
bas apni hi qismat kharab likho ga
Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Dub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De

Aarzoo jhooth hai,
Aarzoo ka fareb khana nahi ..
Khush jo rahna ho zindagi me tumhe..
Dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye
Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,
Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. Aur kuch nahi

Asmaan bhi baras raha hai,
Mere Ashko se takra raha hai,
Kisme hai jor jyada shayad yeh dekh raha hai,
Barsaat to phir bhi ruk jayegi,
Mere Ashko ka koi anth nahi,
Dil me hai dard itne jiska koi hiSaab nahi.
Sales man:Khan Saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
Nurse:
Mubarak HO KhanSaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
Mere SmS Ka HiSaab Jo Lagao Gey,

Mere SmS Ko BehiSaab Pao Gey,

Mere SmS Hain Meri Yaad Ki Tarha,

Mesg Tone Bajte He Mera Tasavor Zehan Me Pao Gey. . . ;->
Jab Waqt ne Zindagi se HiSaab maanga,
To humne socha kya Khoya or kya Paaya,
Khone ka to HiSaab na mila,
Yaad raha to bas itna ke Dost ap jaisa bhi payaa
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye Saabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hiSaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda
Wo SUBHA Ka Sukoon

Wo PAANI Ki Thandak

Wo SaabUN Ki KHUSHBU

Wo DHULEY Huey Chehre
Ki Khoobsurati

Aap Kia Jaano


Ye Tou Srf Muu Dhone
Wale Hi Jante Hy ;->

Gud A.M
Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k liye laal hari chooriyan khareedtay ho?
main kehta hon ab kisi ki kalai pe yeh rang acha nahi lagta.

Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi kisi k anchal ko aakash likhtay ho?
main kehta hon ab kisi kay aanchal main itni wosaat kahan hai..

Woh kehti hai k kia mere baad kisi larki se muhabbat howi hai tumhai?
main kehta hon, muhabbat sirf larki per mushtamil nahi hoti.

Woh kehti hai k janan! lehjay main bohat udaasiyat si hai?
main kehta hon k titliyon ne bhi mairay dukh ko mehsoos kiya hai.

Woh kehti hai k kia ab bhi mujhay bewafa k naam say yaad kartay ho?
main kehta hon k mairay niSaab main yeh lafz shamil hi nahi.

Woh kehti hai k kabhi mairay zikar per ro bhi laitay ho gay?
main kehta hon k mairi ankhon ko har waqt ki phoowar achi lagti hai.
*~*~*TUM NE POOCHA*~*~*

tum ne poocha k,
dukh kia hota hai,
to suno,
aisa kern
kabhee kisi ko chahna,
or chahtey hee rehna,
din bhar us ko sochtey hee rehna,
jagtee ankhoon se us k sapney
dekhtey hee rehna,
apney haathon ki lakeeron mein us ka
naam tarashtey hee rehna,
or jab kabhee woh,
in riazaton ka hiSaab mangney ko,
saamney aaye to,
tum ana ka haath thaam lena,
agar woh kuch kahay to,
muskura ker anjan ban jana,
or jab woh mayoos ho ker laut jaye to,
apney ander jhaankna,
or khud se poochna,
tub tumhara dil
tumhein bata day ga k,
dukh kisey kehtey hain,
dukh kia hota hai... .. . !!!!!!