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Extreme Kamina Baccha..
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Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ??
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Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ??
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Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B
me sirf 6 Mahine ka farq hai..

'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!



Aur 14 November ko Children Day.

Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..

Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Beet Gaye Sare Mahine Saal Ke,
Ab Phir Laut Aya Hain December,

Mere Gamo ka mausam Jata Nahi,
Ya Allah Kuch Mujh Par Karam Kar,

Jab bhi uski yaad ati hain Mujhko,
Nahi So Pata Hun Ek Karwat Par,

Ab tu Sardi bhi nahi lagti december main,
Nahi Rakhta main ek bhi Kapda Badan Par,

Allah tu Lauta de phir se wo Mahine aur sardiyan,
Ya phir ye Sara Mamla hi Khatam Kar,
Dil ki Baat Labon Par La Kar Ab Tak Hum Dukh Sehtey Hain,
Humne Suna Tha Iss Basti Mein Dilwaley Bhi Rehtey Hain,

Beet Gaya Sawan Ka Mahina Mausam Ne Nazrein Badli hain,
Lekin Inn Pyaasi Aankhon Mein Ab Tak Aansu Behtey Hain,

Ek Hamein Awara Kehna Koi Bada Ilzaam Nahi,
Duniya Waley Dil Walon Ko Aur Bahut Kuch Kehtey Hain,

Jis Ki Khatir Sheher Bhi Chhoda Jiske Liyey Badnaam Huey,
Aaj Wohi Humse Begane Begane Se Rehtey Hain,

Wo Jo Abhi Rehguzar Se Chaak-E-Garebaan Guzra Tha,
Uss Awaara Deewane Ko Jalib Jalib Kehte Hai...
Bhula kar huMahin wo bhi na khush rhy pain ge
Smany nahi tu humary jany k bad ashk bahaain ge
Dua hai KHUDA say k us ko kabhi ghum na dyna
Wo tu bardash kar lain gy hum na kar pain ge...!!!
SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MahiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MahiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,

Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??



1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
Jaanwar Kitne Saal K Ho to Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz Ho Gi?

>Ount (camel) 5 Saal K,
>Gaaye (cow) 2 Saal Ki,
>Bakra ya Bakri 1 Saal Ki
>Dunba ya Bhair K 6 Mahinea K Bacha Agar itna Bara Ho K Door Se Dikhne ME 1 Saal K Lage To Us Ki Qurbani Jaiz He.

(Durrea Mukhtar, Baharea Shari''at J/15, P/86)
DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa''on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro''n Bhari
Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho

SAAL k 12 Mahiney
Saath Ho ... :)
mein jashn-e-aamad-e-sarkar yoon manaonga
k jhoom jhoom k naat-e-nabi sunaonga
wiladat-e-shah-e-deen ka Mahina aaya hai
gali makaan dukaan aaj sub sunaonga
juloos-e-jashn-e-wiladat ehtiraam k sath
qadam qadam pe duroodon k gul khilaonga
Aao aaj sare dost mil kr 1 vada krain k august ka pura Mahina koi b underwear nhi pehne ga.qk august ka Mahina azadi ka Mahina hy:-)
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"


"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"


"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna


February ke Mahine mein April FOOL ?