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Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .

Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia hua ?

Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:Kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.































Kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA Kia hua hAi... ;->
Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r Kia hua hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->


Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->


In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA Kia hua hAi... ;->

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r Kia hua hy..




PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??





LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..



MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..




SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..





LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..






SawAL yE hy k..




.


.


JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

Ka

Q

BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->