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''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO Khush RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''

''Jab jab aati hai aap

''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur Khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri Khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''

ahi Hai Fiza Mein

''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis Khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo Khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh,

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

Khush h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...

Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

Agar Aapki Girlfriend Pareshan Hai

Ya Udhas Hai

To

Ye Taweez Usko Send Karo

Khush ho Jaye Gi.

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Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?

Ab to Khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.

Tum hoti to aisa hota

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna Khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi

Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi

Osama asked

Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi Khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''

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