I _ u SMS Messages51 messages

1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

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'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES

1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]

2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]

3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]

4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
Kaanch Ki Choori

Kitni Sada,
Kitni Pyari,
Kanch Ki Chori Jesi Larki,
...College K Ik Kamry Me Bethi,
Jany Kya Kuch Soch Rahi Thi,
Us Ka Hath Kalai Pr Tha,
Or Who Kch Kch Khofzada Thi,
Ab Kia Hoga???
Mai B Us K Pas Hi Betha,
Us Ko Ghur Sy Dekh Raha Tha,
Mene Us Ka Hath Pakra,
Aur Pyar Sy Pocha,
Kiya Qissa Hy?????
Uski Ankhen Bheeg Gaien,
Aur Wo Dheemi Si Awaz Me Boli..

Dekho..!!!

Chori Toot Gai
Unho ne dekha aur "AAN$OO" gir pare,
bhari bar$at main jai$ay phool bikhar pare,
dukh woh nahi k unho nay alwida kaha,
dukh tu ye hai k u$ k baad wo khud ro pare.....
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,,,,,,,,,,,,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

What R U Wondering At?

I Hv Killed All Those Who Were Between I & U.
"Just 4 Our Friendship"
Aao aaj sare dost mil kr 1 vada krain k august ka pura mahina koi b underwear nhi pehne ga.qk august ka mahina azadi ka mahina hy:-)
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK
Kisi Ne Sir Kataya tha,
Najane Kitno Ne Ghar
Lutaya Tha,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Ata Hi,
Ye Din Mushkil Se Aaya Tha,
SALAM Beshumar AZADI K Un SAHIDON Per,
Jinho Ne RAH-E-AZADI Min
Apna KHOON Bahaya Tha,
SALAAM Un MAAON BEHNO, BETIYON Per,
Jinho Ne Apney MUQADDAS ANCHAL Se Ye AZEEM PARCHAM Bnaya Tha,
The Difference Between

F A I L U R E

And

S U C C E S S

Is

Doing A Thing Nearly Right

A n d

Doing It Exactly Right ...
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
Answers me be Honestly''
1: Apko sub se ziada sms send krne waley ka naam?
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2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
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3: Apka ideal?
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4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
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5: Apke dushman ka naam?
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6: I m ur?
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7: U r my?
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