Hissab SMS Messages3 messages

mle jahan se ksi ko kante, ksi ke hisse gulab thehre..
jise wo chahe nawazta h, ye mere rab ke Hissab thehre
milain hm bhi kabhi tu k hijab bhool jay
me swal bhool jaon wo jwab bhool jay
wo kisi kheal mn ho aur isi kheal mn hi
kabhi mery rasty mn wo gulab bhool jay
jo kabhi tu parhny bethy mujy harf harf dekhy
teri ankhin bheeg jain tu kitab bhool jay
teri sooch pr hawi ho meri yad iss tarh say
k tu apni zindgi ka ya nisab bhool jaay
wo jo dekhy meri janib tu bachon mn aik gunah sy
usy dekh lon man itna k sharab bhool jay
mujhy gham wo dey rha ha magar iss py chahta ha
me Hissab rakh na paon wo Hissab bhool jay
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, Hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."