Double SMS Messages45 messages

Student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

Double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Life''s lessons

1) Destiny is simply strength of our desires. If you cry at a trouble, it grows Double. If you laugh at a trouble it disappears like a bubble...


2) Don''t complain about others; Change yourself if you want peace. It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the entire earth with carpet.


3) Every king was once a helpless baby and every great building was once a blue print. Its not where you are today, but where you''ll reach Tomorrow.


4) In the race between cat and mouse, the mouse mostly wins, because the cat is running for the food & mouse for its life. Remember purpose is more important than need.
OYE MERE DOST,
MEre program ke host,
andheron k ghost,
Double aande ke toast,
Bujhi hui lamp post,
Murgi ke roast,
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I MISS U MOST...!!!
If u cry at a trouble, it grows Double and if u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble. so always face ur problems wth a lovely bubbly smile..
Oye Mere Dost

Andhero Ke Ghost

Double Ande Ke Tost

Bhujhe Huye Lamppost

Flop Show Ke Host


I Miss U D Most
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a Double
dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit,
Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Years come and go,
but this year I specially wish 4 u
a Double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a great year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!!
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
in the middle of Sky

Change Y in to I

The Double of the first


Whoever answers, shall give me just

ANSWER: KISS