Dosi SMS Messages10 messages

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
Sardar ka PaDosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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oye hello
.!!.




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sun rahe ho ke
.!!. nahi?




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humko
.!!. Yaad


Apke paDosi
karenge..kya....?
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai PaDosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi
Uske chehre par nakab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shyad vo use dilo jan se chahata tha
Woh use baar baar kehta “Muh se naquab hata do apna chand sa mukhada dekha do”.
Par ladki ne muh se naquab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na dikhaya
Kai din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya
Ladki kuch pareshan se rehne lagi
Kisi terha puchte puchte woh uke ghar pahochi.
PaDosiyon ne kaha “ Mahotarma aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us deewane ke to saat roz pehle he mot ho gaye”.
PaDosi ne apna farz nibhaya ladki ko ladke ke kabar tak pahuchaya
Ladki zor zor se rone lagi apne aansuon se kabar ko dhone lagi
Tabhi kabar se ek aawaz aaye
“Waqt waqt ke baat hai pehle tumhare chehre par naquab tha aur aaj humare chehre par hai”
Small love story

Gali se ek ladki guzra karti thi

Uske chehre par naqab hua karta tha
Phir bhi us par ek ladka marta tha
Shayad woh use dilo jaan se chahata tha

Woh use baar baar kehta

"Muh se naqaab hata do apna chaand sa mukhda dekha do".

Par ladki ne muh se naqaab na hataya Ladke ko apna chehra na
dikhaya.



Kayi din beet gaye ladki ko woh ladka nazar na aaya

Ladki kuch pareshan si rehne lagi

Kisi tarah poochte poochte woh uske ghar pohochi.



PaDosiyon ne kaha " Mohtarma, aap ko aane main thodi der ho gaye us
deewane ke to saat roz pehle hi maut ho gaye".
Sardar ka PaDosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Ummid ki Imarat deh gayi,
Aankhon se aansu ki nadi beh gayi,
Tumhaari kya izzat reh gayi,
Jab paDosi ki ladki tumhe bhaiyya keh gayi!!!
Son : PaDosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Son : PaDosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai