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Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
Romantic Conversation: Boy : " Call me sweetu "
Girl : " sweetu " Boy : " Call me sweet heart "
Girl : " sweet heart " Boy : " Call me honey "
Girl : " honey "
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.
.
. Boy : "abey, jahil ki bachi, call
kr na "
Girl : " oh acha "
You Call me your ''EX''
But
I will always better than your NEXT
MISSED Call means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness
if one day you feel like crying...
Call me.
i dont promise you that i will male you laugh,
but i can cry with you.

if one day you want to run away....
dont be a afraid to Call me.
i dont promise to ask you to stay,
but i can run with you..

if one day you dont want to listen to anybody,
Call me...

i promise to be very quiet.

but
if one day you Call me
and there is no answer....

come fast to see me,
perhaps i need you.
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just Call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
If u drop me, i "ll break, If u hold me, i "ll shake,
If u need me, i"ll hurry, If u don"t Call me, i "ll worry,
If u hurt me, i"ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i "ll die...
Friendx
Diz Is SpEcIaLy For You

If your heart is broken tell me, I''ll get the glue =P

If you are lost in life Call me, I''ll come find you (=

If you''re sad =( please just text me, it''s my obligation to make you smile =)

n

If you''re happy let me know =D We''ll celebrate in a unique style. ;->
May U May Not Get Well That Soon.

So That U Are Able To Enjoy The
Company Of The Demsels And Get Injected At Regular Intervals With
The Vial Of Life!

So Would U Call me Your Enemy Or Ur Well Wisher?

Please Tell Me Even I Don''t Know.
No Matter Where You Go..No Matter What You Do..
If We Grow Apart..Or Come Closer Together..
If You Fall In Love..And Forget All About Me..
Or If You Came To Hate Me..I Want You To Know That
I Will Always Love You..And Always Be There For You..
No Matter Where Your Destiny Lies..You Will Always Be My Friend..
And If Fate Tears Us Apart..Always Remember That
No Matter How Long It Has Been Since We Talked..
Or Why We Stopped Talking..If Life Brings You Down..
I Will Always Be There For You..You Can Call me Anytime..Anywhere..
I Will Listin To You..I Wont Ever Judge You..And Always Remember..I Love You
when u look at me
i feel i m fine
when u Call me
i feel i m good
when u ask me
i feel i m intelligent
when u see me
i feel i m beautiful
when u give me smile
i feel i m happy
when u touch me
i feel i m alivewhen u talk with me
i feel i m someone Special
and finally when u r not with me
i feel i m NOTHING!
I MISS U
HAPPY moments-"don''t forget me"

Difficult moments- "trust me"

Quiet moments-"Call me"

Painful moments-"tell me"

Free moments-"miss me n sms me