Advance SMS Messages31 messages

O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
Advance EID MUBARAK
‘A Real Love Story
Ek Larkey ko larki Se Pyar Ho Geya.
Larki:
Tum Mere Lye Kia Kar Sakty Ho,
Larka:
Jo Tum Kaho wo Kron Ga ,
Larki:
Agar Tum Mujse Sachi Mohbat Krty Ho To Apne Baap ka Dil Lekr Ao,
Larka Dil le aya.
Larki ne us Larke se Shadi Karli Larki Ne Wo Dil Theli Mein Dal k Apny Room Mein Latka Dia
30 Sal Bad Jab Uska Beta Bara Ho ke doctor Bana To Usne Us Dil ka Checkup Kia to wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or Usne Andaza Lagaya k..
Abba Ne Amma Ko Bewakof Bnaya Tha :)
Bakray Se Yaad Aya k Apko B
Bakra Eid Mubarak in Advance!
Its My Style To Wish U With Smile & Love…
‘Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Dur Khari Ghabraye . .
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Ak Jalak Diklaye Kabhi . Kabhi Pardy Mein Chup Jaye,
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Meri Gaaye . .
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Mari Nazar Se Tum Dakho To Gosht Hi Gosht nazAr Ayeeeeee. .
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Bholi Si Surat
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Ankhon Mein Masti
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Aye Haye,
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Meri Gaaye..
‘Happy Advance Baqra Eid’


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Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in Advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Don''t Delete It.
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu,
Woh Gobar Ki Badbu,

Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana,
Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana,

Woh Pinduon K Nakhray,
Aur Hamara Satana,

DIL Pasand K Bachhray,
Lasani Ki Bachhriyan,

Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan,
In Advance. :-)
Churi ko kar tu Taiz
itna k har Takbeer sy Pehly ,

Bakra Churi sy khud Poochay
bata meri khata kya hai...

Advance Bakra EiD Mubarak. :-)
Eid is love....
Eid is beauty..
Eid is dedication..
Eid is happiness...
My Advance wishes to U &Ur family.
"EID MUBARAK"
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ALLAH Hamare Mulk K Jhande Ko Hamesha Sar-Bland Rakhe (AAMEEN)

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY IN Advance
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There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid Advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal,
hum ne Advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year.
gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam
bheja hai,mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne Advance me ye
piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.