There are Tulips in

There are Tulips in
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
  

May, 27 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2616 views       Ramdan

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Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
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Nahin Yaar Masjid main.
Mufti Sahab Ne Ailaan Kya Hai K Rozay Main Ek Cheez Kha Saktay Hain.

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Main Bhi Khaa Raha Hon Aap Bhi Khaaen.

"HAWA" :-)
1 pathan: Roze ke dauran naswar laga rha tha,
2nd pathan: Abe ye kya tera roza nahi hai?
1st pathan: Mera Roza itna kamzor nahi jo naswar se toot jayega.
Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..



Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..





Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr... =P ;->
A.O.A

WisHiNg U
1 MoNtH Of RaMzAN .... 4 WeEks Of BaRKaT..... 30 Dayz Of 4gIveNesS... 720 HourS Of GuIdAnCe.... 43200 MinUtEs Of PuRiFiCatIoN.......
HaPpY RaMzAn ......
Salam Bhai jan kese ho ?
Aj na msg na mis cal han ...

Acha acha ramzan agaya hai ap tou qaid hogae ho !!

sory eid me bt krte hain ok.
May The Noor Of This Blessed Month illuminate ur heart,Mind & soul & may ur All prayers be answered (ameen) Always remeber me in ur prayers.

RAMAZAN KARIM MUBARAIK
(1)A Ramzan Checklist

Read The Whole Qur''an At
Least Once As The Prophet
Peace Be Upon Him Did.
In Ramzan:
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UAE 60% discount on all food items!
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Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.
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Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items
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Saudia 30% discount on all food items
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Bangladesh 5% discount
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Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!
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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...
Jo kar sakta hy karle
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Jahan chup sakta hy chup ja
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Kiyun k tere pass hain sirf 15 din,
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14 din k bad tujhe dunya k har kone se dhoond kar Qaid Kaid kr dia jae ga samjha!
Ramzan Aane Wala Hai... =P ;->
Fisq hua duniya se door,
zehen ka ho gya Fitoor,
Khair ka hai har simt zuhoor,
sheesha e baatil chekna choor,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,

Ho gaya parcham e khair buland,
Shaitan hai ab qaid men band,
Momin ke hai kaam pasand,
Nekiyan pahle se do chand,
Neki neki subh o shaam,
Allah Allah mah e siyam,
Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)