o my gaad lacoste

o my gaad lacoste


One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,


she screamed...

" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
  

May, 05 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2191 views       Faraz

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Then

Why Did You Have To Make Them In

WIVES ... ;->
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Main Hon...



FARAAZ.

Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..! :-)
pehli mulaqaat thi aur hum dono hi be bass thy FARAZ.

wo zulfain na sambhal paaye aur hum khud ko...
kal mene apne sare gham asmanan ko suna deye faraz

bus phir main sota raha or wo rota raha ekely tanaha..


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Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha...
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi


Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
wo kehta hy pathar dil log rotey nahi faraz.

use kya khabar k chashmy humesha pathron se niklte hain..
Loogon ki beghairtian to dekho zara Faraz,

Maiyat mai aker pochte hain briyani Aallo wali he ya boti wali..