Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter Is The Jam
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
  

Oct, 01 2011     145 chars (1 sms)     2989 views       Decent

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" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

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If 1=6
2=26
3=326
4=4326
5=54326
then,,,
6=???
It's harvard University IQ test question.what ur answer is MR....!
When u feel God is rubbing u against the rocks,

don''t think that u''ll ruin down to dust,

it''s just that he is polishing a gem, coz u are precious!
Develope An Attitude Of Gratitude
Give Thanks 4 EveryThing That Happens 2 U
Knowing That Every Step Frwrd Is A Step Towards Acheiving
SomeThing Bigger & Better Than Ur Current Situation....
Relation Are Like Leaves Of Tree
&
Ur Life Is Like A Tree On The Land
Life Has Its Own Seasons, One Time Of Autumn Will Come When U’ll Lose Ur Relation
But Don’t Worry & Give Sometime To Ur Life & Wait For The Spring When U’ll Gain Numbers Of Fresh Relations
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences
A Beautiful line by "HumAyuN":

"Quraan ki aayetoun me itna Husan hy kye


Be-zameer Logoun se parda kr Leti hyn."
Well wisher is not who greets you daily &
Talks to you daily.
Well wisher is one who may or may not meet you
But always think of you &
Prays to God for your happiness !!
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain.....
but
it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.