Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter Is The Jam
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
  

Oct, 01 2011     145 chars (1 sms)     3708 views       Decent

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When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.
AllAh''s LovE hAs No LimIt

AllAh''s GraCe hAs nO mEasUrE

AllAh''s PoWeR hAs No BounDariEs

MaY yOu hAvE AllAh''s EndlESS BlEssinGs
TodaY & AlWayS..
Bills Travel Through

The Mail At Twice

The Speed Of Checks

Be Careful Of

Your Thoughts,

They May Become

Words At Any Moment
cute relationship is when someone is angry with you
and says..
" i'll never talk to u"

and later

comes back to you just to inform ..
"i'm still angry"
True Fact:

Orat Jab Udass Hoti Hai To Us K
Aanso Nikaltay Hain,

Or Mard K Anso

Kushi K Moqa Per Nikaltay Hain. . .
I said to God that " I Hate Life !! "
God replied "Who asked you to love life?? ........
Just Love me and Life will be beautiful!"
Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
.
.
Because it means....
.
.
.
.
.
.
E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But our teachers don't understand.
Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u
Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.
Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!
Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots
Good Relationship r
Like Trees
They Demand
Attention & Care
In The Beginning
But
Once They Blossom
They Provide You
Shade In All Situations
Of Life ...