Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter Is The Jam
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
  

Oct, 01 2011     145 chars (1 sms)     2933 views       Decent

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Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
'Two simple lines-

Don't make any close relation without full understanding...

And

Don't break any close relation with small misunderstanding...!'
Whtz Gr8er Thn
Mother''z Love ?

Whch Pillow Is Betta Thn
Luvd One''s Lap ?

Whtz Warmer Thn
Father''z Hug ?

Whtz Sweeter Thn
A Baby''z Kiss ?

Whoze Company Is Betta Thn
A Frnd''z Company ?

Whtz Tastier Thn
Our Mother''z Coooking ?


There r Sumthings In Lyf
Which Have No Substitude ... (=
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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Service Cente
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Truth ...


Love & Hatred Though Opposite In

But

Have A Common Factor In It

The Person Alwayz Lingerz In Ur Mind

For Whom

U have Either Of The Feeling
If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden,

then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns.

Difficulties will make you shine
I may Not Be The Most
Important Person In
Your Life

But

I Just Hope That

1 Day When You Hear
My Name



You Would Just Smile
& Say

"hey ! That''s My Friend..." (=
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
Know about a true lover :

a true lover is* 1 who tels dat u r cute , instd of sexy,*

1 who cals u bck whn u cut d cl in angr.*

1 who stay awake jst 2 wtch u slep*

1 who kises ur eys first then ur lips *

1 who want 2 show 2 d wrld wt u mean 2 him*

1 who holds ur hnd not ur waist, in frnt of his frnd
Kehte Hain K Jab koi Kisi Ko Bohat Yaad Kerta Hai
Tou Ek Taara Toot K Girta Hai . . .

Ek Din Aap Ki Waja Se Sara Aasman Khali Ho Jayega . . .

Aur Ilzaam Humare Sir Aayega . . . :(