Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter Is The Jam
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
  

Oct, 01 2011     145 chars (1 sms)     2968 views       Decent

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"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
Life doesn’t provide Warranties & Guarantees…
it only provides possibilities & opportunities
for those who dare to make best use of it.....
The Best Way To Inspire Ppl To Superior Performance Is To Convince Them By
Everything U Do & By Ur EveryDay Attitude
That U r Whole Heartedly Supporting Them....
Never break 3 things in ur life,

1.TRUST,
2.PROMISES,
3.RELATIONS
Because when they break,
they don''t make noise,
But they give pain a lot....
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)
Whenever you are criticized,

don''t get upset. Always remember this...

No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree.

Gud Day!
"Aansu" Us "Waqt"
Muqaddas Hotey
Hain ...

Jab Wo Kisi Aur k
Dukh Aur Takleef Ko
Mehsoos Kr K
Niklai''n ...

Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We''re all cracked pots.
Its the cracks and flaws that make our lives interesting and rewarding.
You''ve to accept people as they are and then look for the good in them......
Remeber It ....
Coz
Nobody is perfect!
My Relationship
With U
Is Like
Sugarcane ...

Break It

Crush It

Squeeze It

Even

Beat And Grand it

But Alwayz

U Will get
Only
Sweetness ... [-_-]
You Can

Have Money

Pilled To

The Ceiling

But The

Size Of

Your

Funeral Is

Still Going

To Depand

On The

W e a t h e r . . . ;->
Rivers, Ponds, Lakes
& Streams ...
They All Have
Different Names
But
They All Contain Water.
Just As Religions Do
They All Contain Truths...

~Mohammad Ali~