Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....

Oct, 01 2011 145 chars (1 sms) 3948 views Decent

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Khush ikhlaqi

Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

Never believe what

Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future.
Because,people who dont have hands,also have a future.

"SUNO LOGON"

suno logon
meri aankhain kharido gey??
mujhey ek khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
ek esa khuwab tha jo jaagti aankhon ne dekha tha
magar dekhey huwey us khuwab ki tabeer ulti thi
nahi shikwa kisi se,apni he taqdeer ulti hai
jo ab tak ho chuka hai mujhko wo nuqsan bharna hai
ab aankhain bech ker he,
khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
SUNO LOGON
meri aankhain kharido gey??

Extreme of fashion

Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip

Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card

Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.

Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.

Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.

Disaapointment are like

Disaapointment are like road hump,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy....
the smooth road afterwards.....
Dont stay on the humps too long. MOVE ON

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

" Health Tips "

" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )

I luk upon lyf a

I luk upon lyf as a
book & d ppl I luv r lyk
Rosepetals kept b/w d
pages
Ech tym I turn a pg of
my lyf
I find a Rosepetal
reminding me of my
beutiful memoriz (:

Most lovable lines

Most lovable lines ever said:

"Heaven must be really small,

because i can see it in my Mom''s eyes."

Celebration MEANZ

Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi

Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road

Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M

Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger

Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage

U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u

I may Not Be The Most

I may Not Be The Most
Important Person In
Your Life

But

I Just Hope That

1 Day When You Hear
My Name

You Would Just Smile
& Say

"hey ! That''s My Friend..." (=

Think of life as a

Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you''ve been, you''ll miss what''s ahead.....!!!!!

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