Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter Is The Jam
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....
  

Oct, 01 2011     145 chars (1 sms)     2810 views       Decent

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(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
SMILE ...

It May be The Ray Of Sunshine

That

Someone Needs In The Stormy Day ... =)
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
D hardest moments r not those when tears flow 4rm ur eyes
its wen u have to hide d tears in ur eyes wid a smile to remove tears from some1else eyes
If U Would one of my Tear''s.........
I would never cry in fear of losing you....
< Health Tips >

1. Do Not Use Headphones/Earphone For Long Period Of Time.

2. Best Sleeping Time Is From 10pm at Night To 6am In The Morning.

3. Use Salads.
Golden Words of Hitler:

When u are in light,everything will follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow will not follow u.

That is life
Happiness is
like butterflys,
you run after it,
it keeps flying
away, if you
stand still,
it coms and
sits on your
shoulder. . .
so wish you
lots of butterflys
in your life.
i wish to
god for you
you will
always happy.
afterll i''m
RAHUL..... Happiness is
like butterflys,
you run after it,
it keeps flying
away, if you
stand still,
it coms and
sits on your
shoulder. . .
so wish you
lots of butterflys
in your life.
i wish to
god for you
you will
always happy.
afterll i''m
RAHUL.....
Silence & smile are two powerful tools.

Smile is the way to solve many problems
&
silence is the way to avoid many problems.
Dil to chahta hai k aapse milen magar Faaslon ki majboori hai,

Hum to sada aapke sath hein sirf nazron ki doori hai.
Rivers, Ponds, Lakes
& Streams ...
They All Have
Different Names
But
They All Contain Water.
Just As Religions Do
They All Contain Truths...

~Mohammad Ali~
Hum Is Terha Un Ka Ehsaas Kerte Hyn

Hazarron Yaadon Ko Apne Aas Pass Rakhte Hyn


KHUDA Naseeb Kare Har Khushi Un Ko

Wo Log Jo Humain Din Me Hazaro''n Baar Yaad Krte Hyn