Laughter Is The Jam

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,

It Adds Flavour To It

Keeps It From Being Too Dry

&

Makes It Easier To Swallow Life's Sorrows.....

Oct, 01 2011 145 chars (1 sms) 4127 views Decent

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Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Put your hand on

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That''s relativity. --Albert Einstein

Oh ALLAH

Oh ALLAH

The Person reading
this, Help Him/Her
live a beautiful life,
promote Him/Her &
cause Him/Her 2 excel
beyond expectations
Help Him/Her 2 shine in
the darkest places &
give Him/Her love where
it''s impossible. Above
all give Him/Her
Jannah ...

~ Aamiin ~

Smiles Are Like

Smiles Are Like
Birds
They Fly From
Face To Face
May Ur Lip Give Them
A Better Nest
So That They Can
Stay There Forever

Wish U Smile Forever ........ :->

Make a mind, which never mind

Make a mind which never mind.
Make a heart, which never hurts.
Make a touch, which never pains.
& Make a relation, which never ends.

Courage does not

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow.

It is of practical value

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.

Man - God

Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy "Life".

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy "Everything"

I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

Here r d Deepest

Here r d Deepest
Feelings Of My Heart
4 U

May ALLAH
Converts

Ur
Conflict
2
Comforts

Ur
Pains
2
Gains

Ur Minimums
2
Maximums

Ur
Scars 2
Stars

Ur
Losses
2 Profits

Ur
Tears
2 Smiles

Ur Sorrows
2
Pleasure

Ur
Bad-wishes
2
Well-wishes

Ur Credits
2
Debit

&

Ur
Dreams
2
Realities

&
Make It
Everlasting .. :)

Aamiin

V May Not Be

V May Not Be Eligible
For Oscars Or Grammys
But
V r All Eligible 4
Life''s Precious
Moments , Like ...

A Big Hug,
A Quiet Evening Walk,
With A Friend,
Thinking Of Someone
Late At Night,
Watching The Rain,
Sipping Hot Coffee,
A Gud Day At Work,
Parent''s Love,
The Day U Made
Ur Own Break Fast,
To See Someone Smile
At u For No Reason,

Treasure These
Moments 4 Ur
Lifetime ..
U Mite Not Get
These Back ...

Enjoy Life ... (:

I wonder what would

I wonder what would happen if we treat our Quran like we treat our phones.
What if we carry it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we turn back to o get it if we forget it?
What if we flip through it several times a day?
What if we use it to receive messages from the text?
What if we give it to kids as gifts?
What if we use it as we travel?

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Laughter Is The Jam

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