Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ? Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ? . . Girl replied: . . . . . . Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....
Itna Aaa jaoe passand tum KHUDA ko..!!
K tumhari Qabooliyat ki ye sorat ho...!
Bin Mangay tum ko mil jaye sub kuch..!!
K DUA ko Khud tumhare Hath ki Zaroorat ho..!!
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire." . . . Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ? . . Woman: . . . A Billionaire.