Cheating in exams

Cheating in exams
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
  

Jun, 17 2010     475 chars (3 sms)     3135 views       Exam

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Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,

Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade
Aft Our Exam, Our Books Ll Sing A Song, Guess Which Song


Guess.!







''Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me'':-)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....
While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year
Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
.
.
. .
Student : examination hall .
(‘.’)
Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…