Cheating in exams

Cheating in exams
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
  

Jun, 17 2010     475 chars (3 sms)     3181 views       Exam

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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
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Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... ;->
Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...

hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-

1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.

2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.

3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.

4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.

5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
(‘.’)
Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
If All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'''' ;->
lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...