I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3012 views       Inspirational

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Success belongs to those people who know to fight for it.......and never give up.......until they succeed.
Life will be pleasant,

If we are satisfied with

What we have.

But will be more thrilling

If we make efforts to

Achieve what we desire
Do 3 Things In Life

DRINK

STEAL

&

LIE ...


DRINK 4rm The Fountain Of Knowledge

STEAL Away 4rm Bad Company

&

LIE On The Bed Of Success (:
We Only Live Once
But
Once Is Enuf
If V Do It Rite
Live Ur Life Wid Class,
Dignity And Style
So That An
Exclamation,
Rather Than A Question
Mark Signifies It !
If U Stand For A Reason.

Be Prepared To Stand Alone Like A Tree.

If U Fall No D Ground

Fall As A Seed Dat Grows Back To Fight Again
One of the best thoughts i have ever come across practically..+

"There''s not markrt for ur sorrows in this owrld, so never advertise them"
Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein

1 "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
2 "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
3 "I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
4 "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
5 "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
6 "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
A Fantastic Quote

Forgivng Terrorist Is Left 2 GOD

But Fixing Their

Appointment Wth GOD

Is Our Responsibility"

INDIAN ARMY.
Running thru Da Monsoon
Beyond Da World
Where Da Rain Wont Hurt
Fightin Da Storm
Into Da blue
n'' When I Lose Myself I Think Of You
Together we''ll be runnin Sumwhere New Thru Da Monsoon
True Freedom Is n
Inner Thing
Its A State Of Mind
Its A Deliberate Exercise
Of Choice
Thus
If V Think
V Are Bound By
External Force,
V Are Deceiving
Ourselves ..
If YoU

vAlUe yOuRsElF ...

YoU UnDeRsTaNd

ThAt ...

YoU aRe A gIfT tO

AnYoNe U MeEt ... =)
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.