I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2441 views       Inspirational

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Life is sacred.
Celebrate life.
Care for others
And
Share whatever you have with those less fortunate than you
For the whole world belong to you ...
When u r up in life,
ur loved ones get to know who u r..
but
when u r down in life,
u get to know who ur loved ones r.
SuCcEsS oN AnY
MaJoR sCaLe
ReQuIrEs U 2
AcCePt ReSpOnCiBiLiTy .
In tHe FiNaL aNaLysIs ,
d QuaLiTy dAt aLl
SucCeSsFul pPl HaVe,
Is tHe aBiLiTy
2 TaKe ReSpOnSiBiLiTy ...
The Most Determinative & Motivating

Sentence Which Shud Always

Be Followed In Life.

The RACE Is NOT OVER

Because I Haven''t WON Yet.->
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
There are two primary choices in life

1) To accept conditions as they exist,

or

2) accept the responsibility for changing them
M o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)
1)Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2)Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3)Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4)Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble.
5)Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6)Sometimes, He takes ''everything'' away from us so we can learn the value of ''everything'' we have
IRONY OF LIFE :
Wen I Got Enough Confidence,De Stage Was Gone
Wen I Learnt 2 Dry My Own Tears,I Found A Shoulder 2 Cry On
Wen I Mastered De Skill Of Hating,Sumbody Started Luving Me
Wen I Injured My Heart,An Angel Came To Protect Me
And Wen After Waiting 4 Dawn,I Fell Asleep,The Sun Came Out....!
Life Is Like

A Flowing River Full Of
Opportunities ...

Its Up To You

Wether You Stand With The
Bucket Or A Spoon ...
Kind Words Dont Cause
Mch
They Nvr Blister The
Tongue Or Lips
They Make Othr Ppl
Good-Natures They
Also Produce Their
Own Image On Men''s
Soul & A Beautiful 1 :)
Let Urself Be Open & Life Will Be Easier.
A Spoon Of Salt In a Glass Of Water Makes The Water Undrinkable.
&
A Spoon Of Salt In A Lake Is Almost Unnoticed . .