I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2471 views       Inspirational

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Waves Are Inspiring...
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.
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Not Because They Rise And Fall
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But
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Because Each Time They Fall,

They Always Try To Rise Again...!!
May Your Neighbors Respect You,
Trouble Neglect You,
The Angels Protect You,
And Heaven Accept You.
Ability is what you''re capable of doing.

Motivation determines what you do.

Attitude determines how well you do it.

Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
Ppl Say
Life''s A Bitch !
Every Dog Has Its Day

Where As I Consider
Every Person Comprehends Life According To His/Her Own Accord.
For U It Can b Bitch, But For Me
"Life Is Bliss" ... (:
If an egg is broken from outside , a life comes to an end
when the egg breaks from within , a life is born
Great n good things need to happen from within...!
Rememember that "there are 4 things that you cannot recover."
These are:

1- The stone...

...after the throw!

2- The word...

...after it’s said!

3- The occasion...

... after the loss!

4- The time...

... after it''s gone!
Never Argue Wid A Fool B.

Cuz First Of All He Will Bring U Down To His Level

&

Then Will Beat U Wid His Experiences
Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who s Ther?
Ans:Its Me,..."OPPORTUNITY".
Insider:U R Wrong.Coz OPPORTUNITY Nevr Knocks Twice.
Remember it!!
When Ur Commitment Is Deeper Than The Sea

And

Your Ambition Is Taller Than The Sky

Then

Ur Future Will Be Brighter Than The Sun . . .
We always spend our lives thinking that what we deserve from others, so mostly our relations got hurt,

lets spend our lives thinking

"What others deserv from us"

this will make our lives too much easier to spend. Try it
One Of The Greatest Discoveries A Man Makes,

One Of His Great Surprises,

Is To Find He Can Do What

He Was Afraid He Couldn''t Do.
In the East, love means '' Give, Give and Give '' without wishing any favor in return.