I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3227 views       Inspirational

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Folks May Call You
Different

They May Say That
You Can''t Win

But

It''s Not What''s On
The Outside

It''s What You Have
Within ...
"LIFE
IS
THE
ART
OF
DRAWING....


WITHOUT


AN ERASER
The moment of enlightenment is when a person''s dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities
Life Is A Book Of Mystry ..

U Never Know When Page Will Bring A Good Twist In the Story

Keep On Reading Cox Happiness Comes When

It Is Most Unexpected ...
The only difference between where you are right now, and where you''ll be next year at this same time, are the people you meet and the books you read.
Any Fool Can Count The Seeds In An Apple.

Only God Can Count All

The Apples In One Seed.

~Trust Him~
Walking Through Life

Contrary To Popular Belief,

The Great Men Are Not Born Great.

God Uses Trials And Turmoil To Make Them Great!
The Secret Of
Success


Is Not To Do As
Everyone


Success Is Often
Measured By


What Others Haven;t
Done ...
Don''t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don''t care who rules the world! That''s called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!
Quality Is Never An Accident. . . It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction And Skillful Execution. . . It Represents The Wise Choice Of Many Alternatives. . .
Holding On To Anger
Is Lyk
Grasping A Hot Coal
Wid The Intent Of Throwing
@ Someone Else
But
You Are One , Getting Burned
Life Is Not A Rehearsal
Each Day Is A New Show
No Repeat, No Rewind.
So Give Ur Best Shot In All Ur Acts
As TheShow Goes On And On