I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3032 views       Inspirational

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Speak when you''re angry, and you''ll make the best speech you''ll ever regret.
Golden Words

When You Are in Light,
Everything Will Follow U.
But
When U Enter In Dark,
Even Ur Own shadow will Not Follow You.
Thats Life
Success Without Honor Is An

Unseasoned Dish ...

It Will Satisfy Your Hunger

But

It Won''t Taste Good ...
Each Of Us Makes Our

Own Weather

Determines The Color Of

The Skies In The

Emotional Universe

Which We Inhabit ...
In The Chase Between Cat & Mouse . . .
The Mouse Wins Mostly, B''coz The Cat Is Running For Its Food & Mouse For Its Life . . .
Remeber
Purpose Is More Important Than Need
Nothin Is Worth More han This Day
U Can''t Relive Yesterday . .
Tommorow Is Still Beyond Ur Reach . . .
So Go Ahead Live Today . . B''coz It''ll Never Come Tommorow. .
How Can u Have
"Charisma" ? ? ?

Be More Concerned
About Making Others
Feel Good About Themselves

Than

You Are Making Them
Feel Good About You ...
Success .....

Is neither magical nor mysterious . . .

Success is the natural consequence of consistently

Applying the basic fundamentals . . .
I Wanted A Perfect Ending
No I Have Learnt The Hard Way

Some Poems Don’t Have Rhyme
Some Stories Don’t Have A Clear
Begininig, Middle Or An Ending

Life Is About, Not Knowing, Having To Change
Taking The Moment & Making The Best Of It
WithOut Knowing What’s Going To Happen Next . . .
A signature always reveals a man''s cheracter...........................
and some times even his name....................
~ Golden Rule ~

You Can Win Life
By All Means
If You Simply Avoid
Two Things

"Comparing"
&
"Expectation" (:
If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside