I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2363 views Inspirational

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Efforts May Fail

Efforts May Fail,

But Don''t Fail To Make Efforts,

Great Things Always Come Late,

Believe In Yourself.

There Is No Shortcut To Success

Winners Are Struck

Winners Are Struck

But

Not Destroyed

We All Have Had

Setbacks In Life

Failing Doesn''t Mean

We Are Failures ...

First He Was Dying

First He Was Dying To Finish High School And Start College,

Then He Was Dying To Finish College And Start Working,

Then He Was Dying To Marry And Have Children,

And Then He Was Dying For His Children To Grow Old Enough So He Could Go Back To Work!

And Then He Was Dying To Retire.

And Then He DIED!

In Between All This He Forgot Something,

HE FORGOT TO LIVE!

Don''t Let This Happen To You.

Appreciate Your
Present!
Have A Gud Day
Enjoy Life:)

Always Try To Prove

Always Try To Prove
That
You Are Right

But

Never Attempt To
Prove
That
Others Are Wrong ...

Success

Success belongs to those people who know to fight for it.......and never give up.......until they succeed.

Don''t Be Afraid Of

Don''t Be Afraid Of
Pressure ...
Remember That
Pressure Is What
Turns A Lump Of Coal
In To A DIAMOND ...

Success Without

Success Without Honor Is An

Unseasoned Dish ...

It Will Satisfy Your Hunger

But

It Won''t Taste Good ...

A Fantastic Sentence

A Fantastic Sentence at Japan Country Bus Stop:
.
"Only Buses Will Wait Here.
Not your Time.
So Keep Walking Towards your Goal"

The Mediocre Teache

The Mediocre Teacher Tells.

The Good Teacher Explains.

The Superior Teacher Strates.

The Great Teacher Inspires.

A Dog Will Not Hurt

A Dog Will Not Hurt You

If You Beat It With A Bone

Use The Right Weapon

To Handle People

That''s The Secret Of Winning ...

Aim for the stars

"Aim for the stars; that way the lowest thing you

can hit is the moon."..that''s the imporatance of dreaming big!!

Billboard on the side

Billboard on the side of the road:

"Keep your eyes on the road

and stop reading these boards"...!

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I went to a bookstore

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