I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2421 views       Inspirational

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The best cosmetic 4 lips is Jaap. 4 d voice is Simran. 4 d eyes is Darshan. 4 d ears is Gurbani and 4 hands is Sewa.

May U blessed by Babaji''s Grace!
As You Travel Through Life
Your Dreams Will Guide You
Determinations Will Get Ypu There
And Love Will Provide The Greatest Scenery Of All. . .
The Most Determinative & Motivating

Sentence Which Shud Always

Be Followed In Life.

The RACE Is NOT OVER

Because I Haven''t WON Yet.->
~ Golden Rule ~

You Can Win Life
By All Means
If You Simply Avoid
Two Things

"Comparing"
&
"Expectation" (:
A child on farm sees plane fly overhead
& dreamz of a far away place.
D Pilot on d plane sees d farmhouse
& dreamz of his home.
Dats life!:)
Worry Is The Misuse
Of Imagination ...

Have Confidence That

If You Have Done A Little Thing Well

You Can Do Bigger Thing Well Too ... :)
Even though the sky seems dark, believe in the future.
The storm will pass over. The clouds will roll by.
Believe in the best though it seems hidden.
Know that it will come though it''s not in sight.

Your faith will take you through the darkness.
Your belief shall prove that the sun will shine .
Quality Is Never An Accident. . . It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction And Skillful Execution. . . It Represents The Wise Choice Of Many Alternatives. . .
wAkE UP FrOm Ur DrAmS
B''cOz It''S tYm To RiSe AbOVe A||
B''cOz It''S TyM To PrOvE tHeM A||
B''cOz U''rE NoT AmONgsT ThEm A||. . .
Do Not Go Where


The Path May Lead,


Go Instead Where


There Is No


Path And Leave A Trail..
Life is a paradox whatever you want - you dont get,
Whatever you get - you don''t enjoy,
Whatever you enjoy - is not permanent and
Whatever is permanent - is boring
A clay pot having milk

will be ranked higher

than a golden pot having poison.

Its not our outer glamour

but our inner virtues

that make us valuable.