I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2448 views       Inspirational

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"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet.

It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt",

never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time.

But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace."

It''s the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven."

Go E!
You Cannot Change Your Future . . .


But

U Can Change Ur Habbits . . .

And

Sure Ur Habbits Will Change Ur Future . . .
A Blind Man Begging Wid A Board Writte

“I’m Blind Plz Help Me”

1 Guy Took The Board n Wrote Sumthing

& From That
He Got Heavy Collection

He Wrote

“Today is A Beautiful Day
But
I Cant See It”


Dats The Power Of Expression

Expressed At Right Time Can Change Many Things . . .
A Man Brought A Race Horse & Put Him In A Barn With A Big Sign
“THE FASTEST HORSE IN THE WORLD". . .

He Didn’t Exercise The Horse Nor Train It In Gud Shape.

When He Entered The Horse In A Race & It Came Last. . .

He Quickly Changed The Sign To
“THE FASTEST WORLD FOR THE HORSE”


Moral:
BY INACTION OR NOT DOING WHAT SHUD BE DONE. . . PEOPLE FAIL & THEY BLAME LUCK...
"T.r.u.s.t"

Alwayz In People

Who Go Through

"P.a.i.n"

Because

You Learn

What Is "L.i.f.e" ...
Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who s Ther?
Ans:Its Me,..."OPPORTUNITY".
Insider:U R Wrong.Coz OPPORTUNITY Nevr Knocks Twice.
Remember it!!
Bright Be The Road U R Walking,

Light Be The Load U R Carrying,

Sweet Be The Home U R Staying,

Happy Be The Day U R Foreseeing
Never Hold Yourself Solely Responsible For Any Misfortune In Life Because
No Single Raindrop Is Ever Alone Responsible For Any Flood
Words & Heart Are The 2 Things

To Be Handled With Care.


Because Words Once

Spoken And Heart Once

Broken Are D

Hardest Things To Retain Again
Having someone who understands is a great blessing for ourselves. Being someone who understands is a great blessing to others.
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows,
I believe that someone in the great somewhere, hears every word,
every time I hear a new born baby cry or touch a leaf or see the sky ......
then I know WHY I BELIEVE..
Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn''t A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (: