I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2465 views       Inspirational

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Lyf''s Ups n Down Provide Windows Of Opportunity To Determine Ur VALUES n GOALS...
Think Of Using All Obstacle As STEPPING STONES To Build The Life U Want . . .
life is not a reharsal
each day is a new show
no repeat
no rewind
give ur best shot in all acts.

cuz even if u dont..the show will go on
In rain all birds occupy shelter but eagle is
da one 1 dat avoids da rain by flying above da clouds.

Problem is common to all but attitude makes da difference!
Any Fool Can Count The Seeds In An Apple.

Only God Can Count All

The Apples In One Seed.

~Trust Him~
Nothin Is Worth More han This Day
U Can''t Relive Yesterday . .
Tommorow Is Still Beyond Ur Reach . . .
So Go Ahead Live Today . . B''coz It''ll Never Come Tommorow. .
Shed no tear! O shed no tear!
The flower will bloom another year.
Weep no more! O weep no more!
Young buds sleep in the root''s white core.
Life Is Like A Game
God Like The Winner
&
Lve The Loosers
But
Hates The Viewer
So B The Player
Don’t Care Of Critics
God Will Always Be With U :)
One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am
going to live, but how much I can do while living.”
Wen Kids Learn 2walk,They Keep Falling;

But 2 them Its Not Failing, It''s Learning.

So There''s Nothing Called Failure.

Everything Is A Learnig
When you wake up
in the morning
You have two choices-
Go back to sleep
and dream your dreams,
or wake up and chase those dream !!!!
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
Purpose Of Life Is Life Of Purpose.

Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail.

Most Of The People Spend Meaningful Time On Just Meaningless People.

If Youth Would Do, And Age Could Do..
(Time Never Waits)