I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2453 views       Inspirational

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Success Without Honor Is An

Unseasoned Dish ...

It Will Satisfy Your Hunger

But

It Won''t Taste Good ...
mein kissi dil ke tootney ya us ko zahmi karney kee wajah naheen banna chahta, iss liye meree request hai k mere jitney sms funny they k jin mein kissi ko mazaq kiya ghaya tha, wo kissi ko forward na kiye jayein.
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles,

but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them
Never get discouraged in first few attempts....

It is often the last key in the bounch that opens the lock...!!
There is much in life that we don''t understand or want to accept,
therein lies our Humanity!
Everything Allah plans has a reason,
therein lies HIS Divinity!
1)if ur heart obeys ur mind u will rule the world...



2)if ur mind obeys ur heart u will win the love of the world.....


wat wil u prefer to be the king of the world(1)
or to be loved by all (2)
"No candle loses its light while lighting another candle"
So never stop sharing and helping others because it makes ur life more meaningful.
Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through fingers,

no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.

Only hands in the praying posture can save it.
Mark Willson Said
"To Be The Subject oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Failure iN Life,
And
tO Be The Object oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Success iN Life" ;->
1)Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2)Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3)Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4)Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble.
5)Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6)Sometimes, He takes ''everything'' away from us so we can learn the value of ''everything'' we have
wAkE UP FrOm Ur DrAmS
B''cOz It''S tYm To RiSe AbOVe A||
B''cOz It''S TyM To PrOvE tHeM A||
B''cOz U''rE NoT AmONgsT ThEm A||. . .
Always celebrate your achievement whatever you achieved,no need to compare yourself with the others,because you will never achieve anything before time and more than your destiny. . .