I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3262 views       Inspirational

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Aik Scientific Sher Arz Hay...


Machhar K Kaatnay Se paPPu Ko Ho Gaya Maleria,

Pressure Is Equal To Force Per Unit Area... =P ;->
The Future Is Like Heaven.

Everyone Exalts It,


But No One Wants To Go There Now.
Thousands Of Aiswarya Rai Will Come & Go...


But There Was Ony One Mother Theresa Who Lives Among Us Forever....


Beauty''s Not In Skin Its In Heart
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don''t blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny
Don''t worry if your work is hard and your rewards are few.
Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you
;)
I can close my eyes and see all I’m searching for..
I can know what lies ahead without opening the door..
Intuition guiding me I will take my time..
All my answers live within my heart and quiet mind.
... Think Positive ...
Your Life Is Your Garden ...
Your Thoughts Are The Seeds...
If Your Life Isn''t Awesome ...
You Have Been Watering The Weeds ...
Laugh at ur mistakes but learn 4m them.

Take ovr ur troubles but gather strength 4m them.

Have fun with difficulties but do overcome them..

Thts The way 2 live!
The Happiness Of ur Life

Depends Upon The

Quality Of Ur Thoughts

But

The Quality Of Ur Thoughts

Depend Upon The People

Whom U Meet In Ur Life ..
Success Is Blocked By Concentration On It

And

Planning For It

Success Is Shy ... It Won''t Come Out While You''re Watching ...
Real person are not those,

who are always around you,

when everything is almost perfect.

....

They are the ones

who dig deep into the ground

when you''re down just to put you up and say,

"Everything''s gonna be alright."
Like Water, Be Gentle And Strong.

Gentle Enough To Follow The Natural Paths Of The Earth,

Strong Enough To Rise Up And Reshape The World.