I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3028 views Inspirational

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Success Without

Success Without Honor Is An

Unseasoned Dish ...

It Will Satisfy Your Hunger

But

It Won''t Taste Good ...

If You Fail Don''t

If You Fail, Don''t Fill Ur Eyes With Tears.
It May Hide The Other

Beautiful Opportunities Standing In Front Of You

Purpose Of Life

Purpose Of Life Is Life Of Purpose.

Failing To Plan Is Planning To Fail.

Most Of The People Spend Meaningful Time On Just Meaningless People.

If Youth Would Do, And Age Could Do..
(Time Never Waits)

Billgates gav3 5

Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.

The capacity for hope

The capacity for hope
is the most significant fact of life.
It provides human beings
with a sense of destination
and the energy to get started.

True Freedom Is n

True Freedom Is n
Inner Thing
Its A State Of Mind
Its A Deliberate Exercise
Of Choice
Thus
If V Think
V Are Bound By
External Force,
V Are Deceiving
Ourselves ..

When Life Turns Upside

When Life Turns Upside Down I Don''t Wonder
Why It Turned Instead I Work To Live On The Other Side . . .
That''s Attitude. . .

To Handle Yourself

To Handle Yourself,

Use Your Head;

To Handle Others,

Use Your Heart.

Beauty Is Life Whn

Beauty Is Life Whn Life
Unveils Her Holy Face
But U r Life & U r d
Veil
Beauty Is Eternity
Gazing @ Itself In a
Mirror
But U r Eternity & U r d
Mirror

Smooth roads never

Smooth roads never make good drivers..

Smooth sea never make good sailors..

Clear skies never make good pilots..

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person..

Have a tough, but winning day ahead....

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life..

A Dog Will Not Hurt

A Dog Will Not Hurt You

If You Beat It With A Bone

Use The Right Weapon

To Handle People

That''s The Secret Of Winning ...

BADSHAH ne apnay

BADSHAH ne apnay WAZEER ko 1 ANGOOTHI di Aur kaha k is par 1 aisa Sentence likho
jisko main agar khushi mein dekhon to ghamgeen ho jaoun. Aur agar gham mein dekhoun to khush ho jaoun.
Wazeer ne likha....

''YE WAQT GUZAR JAYE GA''...!!"

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I went to a bookstore

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