I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2521 views       Inspirational

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If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside
When Flood Comes

"Fish Eat Ants"

When Flood Goes Down

"Ants Eats Fish"

Time Matters ...

"GOD Gives Opportunity
To Everyone ..."
Ever See A Baby
Learn To Walk
Without Falling Down ... ?
No,
You Never Will Either.

"Mistakes" Are A Part
Of The Process We
Call "Success" ...
In The Camera Of Your
Mind ..
Load The Roll Of Your
Good Thoughts ...
Press The Buttons Of
Your Hard Work ...
And
Get The Photo Of Your
Success ... (:
You can blow out a candle
but you cant blow out a fire
once the flame begins to catch
the wind will blow it higher
Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn''t A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (:
Folks May Call You
Different

They May Say That
You Can''t Win

But

It''s Not What''s On
The Outside

It''s What You Have
Within ...
If u hv problem in choice
just flip a coin in the air
it works not becoz it solves the problem
but while the coin is in air
u''ll know what ur heart is hoping!!
Hard work spotlights the character of people:
some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their
noses, and some don''t turn up at all.
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
Alexanders Beautiful Last Words:

Bury My Body,Dnt Build Any Monumnt.Kep My Hand Outsid
So D Wrld Knws,Who Won D Wrld Had Ntng In Hand Wen Died

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'