I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2530 views       Inspirational

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Just Three Steps To End Your Tensions
''''Ctrl + Alt + Del''''
Control Urself
Look For Alternate
&
Delete The Situation That Caused Tension
In The Ocean Of Life ...

God Is Our Buoyant Force.

No Matter How Strong The Wind And How Gigantic The Waves Are,

We Will Not Sink Because We Are Anchored To Him


Men Marry Women With The Hope They Will Never Change.

Women Marry Men With The Hope They Will Change.

Invaribly They Are Both Disappointed.
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy
The art of living does not consist
in preserving and clinging
to a particular mood of happiness,
but in allowing happiness
to change its form without
being disappointed by the change;
for happiness, like a child,
must be allowed to grow up.
A Diplomat

Is A Man

Who Remembers

A Woman''s B''day

But Not Her Age

True Na...!!
''Agar Tum Apny''TAKKABUR''

ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...
Pple R like stained-glass windows
dey sparkle n shine wen the sun is out
but wen da darkness sets in
their true beauty is revealed only if der is a light frm within
The purpose of life is not to be happy – but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.
Living In The Favourable & Unfavourable Situation
Is Called Part Of Living

But

Smiling In All These Situations
Is Called Art Of Living . . . :)
There Are No Mistakes In Life ...
Only Lessons ...

And

Lesson Will Keep On Repeating
Themselves Until Learned ... =)
A Good Way To Change Somebody''s Attitude ...

Is To Change Ur Own ...

Because

The Same Sun Hardens The Clay

Also Melts The Butter ... =)