I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3089 views Inspirational

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Life Is Like A Game

Life Is Like A Game
God Like The Winner
&
Lve The Loosers
But
Hates The Viewer
So B The Player
Don’t Care Of Critics
God Will Always Be With U :)

When I Fail

When I Fail ...

I Laugh And Say
" It''s My Passion ..."

And

When I Succeed ...

I Call It My
"Business Strategy ... "

I m a PAKISTANI

"I m a PAKISTANI "

Kill me & call it
"A Mistake"

Imprison me & call it
"Security Measure"

Exile my people n masses & call it
"Progres"

Declare my leaders as the enemy of our country & call it
"Quilty of Treason"

Rob my rights, invade my land, declare me as

"Terrorist" & call it
"Development"

But listen, still i am PAKISTANI and will remain PAKISTANI 4ever
"LONG LIVE PAKISTAN'''' :-|

Each Of Us Makes

Each Of Us Makes Our

Own Weather

Determines The Color Of

The Skies In The

Emotional Universe

Which We Inhabit ...

KhaLiL JibRan Says

KhaLiL JibRan Says : " Dukh iS Baat Ka Nahi K Jo Usnay Kaha Woh Tlakh Tha,
Dukh iS Baat Ka Hai Jo Tlakh Tha Woh Usnay kaha " :-<

Na Kar JAn|x . . . ;->

Comparing Yourself T

"Comparing

Yourself To Other

Get You No Where ...

Work On Being

The Best YOU ...

You Can Be ..." =)

Smooth roads never

Smooth roads never make good drivers..

Smooth sea never make good sailors..

Clear skies never make good pilots..

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person..

Have a tough, but winning day ahead....

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life..

Sum Ppl Think That

Sum Ppl Think That

BLACK Color

As Sentimentaly Bad,

But They 4get

2 Know About

"Every Black Board

Makes Bright Students"

if ur heart obeys ur

1)if ur heart obeys ur mind u will rule the world...

2)if ur mind obeys ur heart u will win the love of the world.....

wat wil u prefer to be the king of the world(1)
or to be loved by all (2)

I saw u sitting and

I saw u sitting and crying..
so i asked u why ?
u dint answer..
i tried to hold ur hand..
but u walked away... wiping ur tears
then i realized we were sitting on my GRAVE !

The Sweetest Music

The Sweetest Music Is Not In The Oratorio

But In The Human Voice When

It Speaks From Its Instant Life Tones Of Tenderness, Truth Or Courage =)

Be more concerned

Be more concerned with your character
than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation
is merely what others think you are.

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