I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2660 views Inspirational

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When u r up in life

When u r up in life,
ur loved ones get to know who u r..
but
when u r down in life,
u get to know who ur loved ones r.

Good Things Come

Good Things Come To Those
Who Wait

Better Things Come To Those
Who Try

Best Things Come To Those
Who Believed

Desired Things Come To Those
Who Pray ...

Love Is A Fire

Love Is A Fire.

But Whether It Is Going To

Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House,

You Can Never Tell

Everyone Says You

Only Fall In Love

Life Laughs at u

Life Laughs at u whn ur unhappy

Life smiles at u whn ur happy...,

but...,

life Salutes u whn u make others happy...!!!

When I Knew

When I Knew
I''l Win, I Lost

When I Was Sure Of
Losing, I Won

When I Needed People
The Most, They Left Me

When I Learnt To Dry
My Tears, I Found A
Shoulder To Cry On

When I Craved For Love,
No Body Came To Me

When I Mastered The
Art Of Hating,
Somebody Started Loving Me ...

That''s Life ...

Door Knocks Twice

Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who s Ther?
Ans:Its Me,..."OPPORTUNITY".
Insider:U R Wrong.Coz OPPORTUNITY Nevr Knocks Twice.
Remember it!!

Don''t Think Abt The

Don''t Think Abt The Past It Brings Tearz

Dont Think Abt The Future It Brings Fearz

Just Think And Live The Presnt
It Bringz Cheerz

Don''t assume you''ve

Don''t assume you''ve lots of time for all you want to do.

Though the future seems to stretch away into the blue...

Maybe you intend to scale those summits far away...,

But all that matters - is the hill you''ve got to climb today.

If YoU vAlUe yOuRsElF

If YoU

vAlUe yOuRsElF ...

YoU UnDeRsTaNd

ThAt ...

YoU aRe A gIfT tO

AnYoNe U MeEt ... =)

Life Is At Its

DREAM - More

THINK - High

CHOOSE - Best

ANALYZE - Twice

PLAN - Perfect

BE - Confident

WORK - Hard

EXECUTE - Well

Then

SUCCESS - Is YOURS ... :)

I m a PAKISTANI

"I m a PAKISTANI "

Kill me & call it
"A Mistake"

Imprison me & call it
"Security Measure"

Exile my people n masses & call it
"Progres"

Declare my leaders as the enemy of our country & call it
"Quilty of Treason"

Rob my rights, invade my land, declare me as

"Terrorist" & call it
"Development"

But listen, still i am PAKISTANI and will remain PAKISTANI 4ever
"LONG LIVE PAKISTAN'''' :-|

LIFE Is The Art

LIFE Is The Art Of DRAWING Without Eraser.

So...

Be Careful While Taking Any Small Decision
About Valuable Pages Of Life.

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I went to a bookstore

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