I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2457 views       Inspirational

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In The Long Run You Hit Only What You Aim At

Therefore

Though You Should Fail Immidiately

You Better Aim At Something Really High
Folks May Call You
Different

They May Say That
You Can''t Win

But

It''s Not What''s On
The Outside

It''s What You Have
Within ...
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
Self Respect

Can Be

A Extension

Of Your

Ego

Or

Priceless Virtue . . .
If You Have Built Castles In The Air,

Your Work Need Not Be Lost;

That Is Where They Should Be.

Now Put Foundations Under Them.
If you follow no other truth, follow the truth that within your being is called joy. If you follow that, you''re always going to be right where you need to be, and you will always have life within your being.
If ystrday didn''t end up d way u planned,

Just remember:

God created 2day for u 2 start a new one,

D best is yet to come! Have a successful Day.
Every man is more than just himself; he also represents the unique, the very special and always significant and remarkable point at which the world''s phenomena intersect, only once in this way, and never again.
One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am
going to live, but how much I can do while living.”
Life Never Seem 2 Be Da Way V Want It
But V Live Da Best Way V Can
There Is No Perfect Life
But V Can Fill It Wid Perfect Moments

B Passionate . . .
ItS A FiNe ThIng

To HaVe A aBiLiTy

BuT

ThE AbIlITy To

DiScOvEr AbIlItY in OtHeRs

Is ThE TrUe TeSt ... :)
SUCCESS Is
Never
PERMANENT

FAILURE Is
Never
FINAL

So Alwayz Do Not Stop Effort Untill Ur

VICTORY Makes a HISTORY