I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2627 views       Inspirational

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In every crisis there is a message.
Crises are nature''s way of forcing change--
breaking down old structures,
shaking loose negative habits
so that something new and better
can take their place.
You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
"Don''t let yesterday take up too much of today,becoz everything is in present..yesterday is the past that u have lived off..so live today it won''t come again."
Success will never lower its standard 2 accomdate us,
we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
"for every bird god provides Food, But not their Nest"
Never get discouraged in first few attempts....

It is often the last key in the bounch that opens the lock...!!
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
It is not true that people stop pursuing
dreams because they grow old, they grow old
because they stop pursuing dreams.
Don''t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don''t care who rules the world! That''s called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!
Success Without Honor Is An

Unseasoned Dish ...

It Will Satisfy Your Hunger

But

It Won''t Taste Good ...
You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,

You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,

You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,

For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(Khalil Jibran)
A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
"Can there be anything worse than losing ur Eye Sight?"

The Wise Man replied:
"Yes..
Losing ur ''VISION''... ;->
Quality Is Never An Accident. . . It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction And Skillful Execution. . . It Represents The Wise Choice Of Many Alternatives. . .