I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3049 views Inspirational

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ChErIsH yOuR vIsIoN

ChErIsH yOuR vIsIoN
aNd
YoUr DrEaMz
As ThEy ArE tHe
ChIlDrEn Of YoUr SoUl
ThE bLuEpRiNtS oF
yOuR uLtImAtE
aChIeVeMeNtS ...

Walking Through Life

Walking Through Life

Contrary To Popular Belief,

The Great Men Are Not Born Great.

God Uses Trials And Turmoil To Make Them Great!

I Have Not Failed

I Have Not Failed.

I''ve Just Found 10,000

Ways That

Won''t Work-

Thomas Alva Edison

A BiG pOt FuLl Of

A BiG pOt FuLl Of
WaTeR
cAn Be EmPtIeD By
A sMaLl HoLe ...
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
WiLl BuRn Up
AlL tHe NoBiLiTy Of A
gOoD hEaRt ...

StAy CoOl n CaLm ... (=

The Most Intelligent

The Most Intelligent Person

Is One Who Humbly

Accepts The Ideas

Of Others,

And Not Their Own.

One Step Back

One Step Back

Doesn''t Mean Defeated ...

It Just Means

That You Will Take The Same
Step Forward Again

But

Wiser This Time ... :->

LiFe Is LiKe

LiFe Is LiKe

RiDinG BiCycLe . . .

YoU dOn''T FaLl oFf

UnLeSs YoU sToP PeDdLiNg . . .

Agar Tum Apny

''Agar Tum Apny''TAKKABUR''

ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...

SuCcEsS oN AnY

SuCcEsS oN AnY
MaJoR sCaLe
ReQuIrEs U 2
AcCePt ReSpOnCiBiLiTy .
In tHe FiNaL aNaLysIs ,
d QuaLiTy dAt aLl
SucCeSsFul pPl HaVe,
Is tHe aBiLiTy
2 TaKe ReSpOnSiBiLiTy ...

You Cannot Finish

You Cannot Finish The
Book Of Life
Without Closing It''s
Chapters
If You Want To Go On ...

Then

You Have To Leave
The Past As You Turn
The Pages ...

Xpress Urself Such

Xpress Urself Such That Ur Enimies Too Remember U

Laugh Such That Ur Sadness Too Laughes Wid U

Live Ur Life Such That God Too Feels Proud Of U

Life Never Seem

Life Never Seem 2 Be Da Way V Want It
But V Live Da Best Way V Can
There Is No Perfect Life
But V Can Fill It Wid Perfect Moments

B Passionate . . .

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