I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3195 views       Inspirational

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If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside
Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who s Ther?
Ans:Its Me,..."OPPORTUNITY".
Insider:U R Wrong.Coz OPPORTUNITY Nevr Knocks Twice.
Remember it!!
When you wake up
in the morning
You have two choices-
Go back to sleep
and dream your dreams,
or wake up and chase those dream !!!!
A Philosopher has very nicely said
.
"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
Perfection Is Achieved..

Not When

There Is Nothing More
To Add

But

When There Is Nothing
Left To Take Away ...


PRAYER is not a spare wheel,

That you pull out when you are in trouble.

USE it as a steering WHEEL,

That keep you on RIGHT path through out the life.
The tragedy of life is some what like this. . .
Just when we get all the answers of life. . .
Life changes the Question''. . . . .
Never Compromises Ur Values & Beliefs,
Even If it Means
Risking Riddicule And Rejection

Be True To Urself
Live Ur Own Life
& Don’t Allow Others
To Decide What’s Best For U

If U Do, U’ll B Unhappy
B’coz U’re Untrue To Urself . . .
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles,

but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them
Fantastic Quote About LIFE:-

Everything Is "Prewritten"

And Nothing Can B

Re-Written!"


So Live The Best And Leave The Rest.
The Future Is Like Heaven.

Everyone Exalts It,


But No One Wants To Go There Now.
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very Much,

The
Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very Much

And

Winning
Is Not
Very Exciting ...