I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3192 views       Inspirational

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Your controlling power should be such that you should have only such thoughts at a particular time, as you desire to have.

No more, No less.
Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snow flake.
Step by Step, The Journey Goes On

Little By Little It May Seem So Long

The Things We Learn Will Keep Us On

With Faith In GOD, HE''ll Keep Us Strong =)
Challenges Are Like Trees Seen Through A Running Train . . .
As You Approach Them They Grow Bigger, Once You Pass Them They Become Smaller! ! !
So Never Be Afraid Of Them
A turtle was trying hard to fly.

Each time it tried to fly the turtle fell back to the ground.

About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.

Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said:Don''t you think its time that we tell him, he was adopted? :(
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can b
The timeless in you is aware of life''s timelessness; and knows that yesterday is but today''s memory and tomorrow is today''s dream.

Khalil Jibran. . .
It is better to cry than to be angry,

because anger hurts others while

tears flow silently thru the soul and

cleanses the heart..
Luck is not in your hand
But;
Work is in your hand;
Luck never makes your work
But;
Work can make your luck.

So always trust in yourself...
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!
I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.
Running thru Da Monsoon
Beyond Da World
Where Da Rain Wont Hurt
Fightin Da Storm
Into Da blue
n'' When I Lose Myself I Think Of You
Together we''ll be runnin Sumwhere New Thru Da Monsoon