I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3264 views       Inspirational

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A BiG pOt FuLl Of
WaTeR
cAn Be EmPtIeD By
A sMaLl HoLe ...
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
WiLl BuRn Up
AlL tHe NoBiLiTy Of A
gOoD hEaRt ...

StAy CoOl n CaLm ... (=
IRONY OF LIFE :
Wen I Got Enough Confidence,De Stage Was Gone
Wen I Learnt 2 Dry My Own Tears,I Found A Shoulder 2 Cry On
Wen I Mastered De Skill Of Hating,Sumbody Started Luving Me
Wen I Injured My Heart,An Angel Came To Protect Me
And Wen After Waiting 4 Dawn,I Fell Asleep,The Sun Came Out....!
An Educational
System Isn''t Worth
A Great Deal

If It Teaches
Young People
How To make A Living

But

Doesn''t Teach Them
How To Make A Life ...
Waves Are Inspiring...
.
.
.
Not Because They Rise And Fall
.
But
.
Because Each Time They Fall,

They Always Try To Rise Again...!!
A person sometimes devotes all his life for

development of his assests and in the course

ignoring himself..
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!
Regretting Over Yesterday And Fear Of Tomorrow Are The Two Thieves Which Steal Our Present..
Live For Today..
Life Will Be Beautiful
In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.
If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside
Don''t assume you''ve lots of time for all you want to do.

Though the future seems to stretch away into the blue...

Maybe you intend to scale those summits far away...,

But all that matters - is the hill you''ve got to climb today.
Its madness...
To hate all roses cz U got scratch by one thorn,

To give up all Ur dreams cz one didn''t come true,

To loose faith in prayers cz one wasn''t answered,

To give up Ur efforts cz one of them failed,

To condemn all Ur friendz cz one betrayed U,

Not to believe in love cz someone was unfaithful...

Remember that another chance will come up, a new friend, a new love, a new life...

Never give up...

Cz life is indeed beautiful.
Through my eyes.

I read between the lines.Look past the truth and into the lies.

As the world keeps turning I keep on learning .

How to get through life without crashing and burning !!