I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2577 views       Inspirational

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Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn''t A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (:
You Get The Best Out Of Others

When

You Give The Best Of Yourself
Never Lose Hope!

Into each life a rain must fall
There''s joy and pain you can recall
Life''s full of challenge; big and small
But you can overcome them all.

Put everything in perspective
See things clearly, be positive
Life''s wonderful, plenty to give
More goals and dreams you can achieve.
Running thru Da Monsoon
Beyond Da World
Where Da Rain Wont Hurt
Fightin Da Storm
Into Da blue
n'' When I Lose Myself I Think Of You
Together we''ll be runnin Sumwhere New Thru Da Monsoon
The Most Wasted Day In Life Is,

The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.

-Charlie Chaplin.
The Winners Of Life''s
Game Aren''t Those
Who Have Never
Tasted Failure
But
Those Who Have
Tasted Failure Again
And Again but
Never Give Up ...
A boy was drowning in a river and he shouted for help. A man passing by jumped in the river and saved the boy’s life. As the man was leaving the boy said, “Thank you.”
The man asked, “For what?” The boy replied, “For saving my life.”
The man looked into the boy’s eyes and said, “Son, make sure when you grow up that your life was worth saving.”
Lead such a life, that, when you die, the people may mourn you, and while you are alive they long for your company.


HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
The Leaves Will Wither & Die,
Life Goes On

The Branches Will Break
Life Goes On

Old Wood Is Tossed In To The Fire
Life Goes On

Seeds Sprout & New Growth Emerges
Life Goes On

Join This Caravan Or Stand By The Wayside
Life Goes On

Welcome Life Or Struggle Against It
Life Goes On
Challenges Are Like Trees Seen Through A Running Train . . .
As You Approach Them They Grow Bigger, Once You Pass Them They Become Smaller! ! !
So Never Be Afraid Of Them
Hard work spotlights the character of people:

Some turn up their sleeves

Some turn up their noses,

&

Some don''t turn up at all.
Don''t see back when you are moving to success.

But don''t forget to look back after achieving success