I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2943 views       Inspirational

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Everybody Tells,
Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success
Bt It Is Not True.
"The Correction Of Mistake"
Is The First Step Of Success
To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
Life in itself is an
empty canvas

It becomes
whatsoever you paint
on it

You can paint misery,
You can paint bliss,

This freedom is your
glory ...
Xpress Urself Such That Ur Enimies Too Remember U

Laugh Such That Ur Sadness Too Laughes Wid U

Live Ur Life Such That God Too Feels Proud Of U
A prson askd an
intellectual
"How do i get d Best out
of Lyf?"
Intellectual answrd:
"Face Ur Past widout
regret,
Handle Ur Present wid
confidence,
Prepare 4 d Future
Widout fear"
Thn He added,
"Keep d Faith & drop d
Fear
Dnt Believe Ur Doubts
& nvr Doubts Ur
Believes
Lyf is Wondrful If U
Knw how 2 Live" (:
Thousands Of Aiswarya Rai Will Come & Go...


But There Was Ony One Mother Theresa Who Lives Among Us Forever....


Beauty''s Not In Skin Its In Heart
The Winners Of Life''s
Game Aren''t Those
Who Have Never
Tasted Failure
But
Those Who Have
Tasted Failure Again
And Again but
Never Give Up ...
"Even A Small Dot Can Stop A Big Sentence...





But...





Few More Dots Can Give A Continuity..."





Amazing But True...


Men Marry Women With The Hope They Will Never Change.

Women Marry Men With The Hope They Will Change.

Invaribly They Are Both Disappointed.
"Never Conclude A
Person By His
Present Status
Because Time Has
The Great Power To
Change A Useless
Coal Into A Valuable
Diamond..."
When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb,
He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before
He Got It To Work.

A Young Reporter Asked Him How
It Felt To Fail So Many Times. .
He Said,
" I Never Failed Once .
I Invented The Light Bulb.
It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process
Any Gr8 relationship iz based on 2 imp thingz-

First iz 2 find out d similaritiez, n second iz 2 respect d differencez!