I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3189 views       Inspirational

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Never Argue Wid A Fool B.

Cuz First Of All He Will Bring U Down To His Level

&

Then Will Beat U Wid His Experiences
H.a.P.p.I.n.E.s.S
iS nOt In ThE
mErE pOsSeSsIoN
oF mOnEy ...
It LiEs
In ThE jOy
Of AcHiEvEmEnT,
iN tHe ThRiLl
Of CrEaTiVe EfFoRt ...
Don''t Worry About The Delay In

Your Success Compared To

Others Because Construction

Of Pyramid Takes More

Time Than An Ordinary Building ... :-}
Champions are not Superhumans,
They just fight for 1 extra second,
When every 1 else quit,
Just remember somtimes 1 extra second of effort gives u Success
Without Crossing The Worst Situations,

No One Can Touch The Best Corners Of Life.

So Always Taste Worst Situation

For The Best Results.
To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target..
Shoot First,
And Whatever You Hit..
Call It The Target.!
Think Different
I Wanted A Perfect Ending
No I Have Learnt The Hard Way

Some Poems Don’t Have Rhyme
Some Stories Don’t Have A Clear
Begininig, Middle Or An Ending

Life Is About, Not Knowing, Having To Change
Taking The Moment & Making The Best Of It
WithOut Knowing What’s Going To Happen Next . . .
A Philosopher has very nicely said
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"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
Failures are often the results of timidity and fears; disappointments are the results of bashfulness; hours of leisure pass away like summer-clouds, therefore, do not waste opportunity of doing good
If you deeply hur a person who Trusts you madly,

He might forgive you but he never gather the courage to Trust you again....!
Do U Want 2 See This World After Ur Death.
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"Donate Ur Eyes"

If This Msg Gav U A Small Feeling

In Ur Heart Then Do Forwrd It.
Expect least from life and you would be the happiest person in the world.

Because if you dont get what you wished for, you would not get agreived

and if you get it you would get what you didn''t even expected.