I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3068 views       Inspirational

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Problems Can Either Make u 4 Break u...

Hammer, That breaks the Glass, Also shapes the steel...

Its up to you to be Glass or Steel...

Have a Willpower of Steel & Vision of Glass...
WhAt LoOkS tO b NoThInG
fInAlLy ThAt BeCoMeS eVeRyThInG
&
WhAt Is EvErYtHiNg
SuDdEnLy ChAnGeS tO nOtHiNg ...

ThAt''Z "L I F E"

LeArN tO lIvE
&
LiVe To LeArN
I am only one,
But still I am one.
I cannot do everything,
But still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
Failures are often the results of timidity and fears; disappointments are the results of bashfulness; hours of leisure pass away like summer-clouds, therefore, do not waste opportunity of doing good
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not
Life is a "Roller Coaster"
You can either scream everytime you hit a bump
Or
You can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it ... (:
Hate has 4 letters' but so does love,
Enemies has 7, but so does friends,
Laying has 5, but so does truth,
Hurt has 5, but so does heal,
Negative has 8, but so does positive,,,
Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity....
It's your perception that makes the difference in the way you feel be happy and make others happy
You Cannot Finish The
Book Of Life
Without Closing It''s
Chapters
If You Want To Go On ...

Then

You Have To Leave
The Past As You Turn
The Pages ...
Pressure is nither good or bad.
You can convert pressure into
negative tension and worry-
or positive expectation and
enthusiasm. It''s a choice you make
yourself.


Men Marry Women With The Hope They Will Never Change.

Women Marry Men With The Hope They Will Change.

Invaribly They Are Both Disappointed.
The Most Intelligent Person

Is One Who Humbly

Accepts The Ideas

Of Others,

And Not Their Own.
I''m Afraid Sometimes
You''ll Play Lonely Games Too,
Games You Can''t Win
Because You''ll Play Against You.