I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2444 views       Inspirational

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Guard Well Ur Spare
Moments, They r Lyk
Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Nevr b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life
The Future?

Like Unwritten Books

And

Unborn Children,



You Don''t Talk About It.

There is no market of buyers
For your sorrows
So, never advertise your feelings
It is useless
Be happy always
"A good servant is essential in every household

but i have never known how to keep anyone

as a servant."

...M.K.Gandhi.
... Think Positive ...
Your Life Is Your Garden ...
Your Thoughts Are The Seeds...
If Your Life Isn''t Awesome ...
You Have Been Watering The Weeds ...
GOD HASNT PROMISED ;
SKIES ALWAYS BLUE.
SUN WIDOUT RAIN
JOY WIDOUT SORROW,
PEACE WIDOUT PAIN

BUT GOD HAS PROMISED;
STRENGTH FOR D DAY;
REST FOR THE LABOUR;
LIGHT FOR D DAY,
GRACE FOR THE TRAILS,
HELP FROM ABOVE,
UNFAILING SYMPATHY,
UNDYING LOVE......
When u r up in life,
ur loved ones get to know who u r..
but
when u r down in life,
u get to know who ur loved ones r.


'My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,


so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'
Losers make promises they often break.

Winners make commitments they always keep.
Too Many Of Us

Are Not Living

On Our Dreams ...

Because

We Are Living

On Our Fears …
The True Luck

Consist Not In Holding

The Best Of Cards At The Table

Luckiest Is He ,

Who Knows

Just When To Rise the Right Card
Mistakes Are The Lessons Of Wsdom
Whn U Make A Mistake, Dont Look
Back At It For Long
Take The Lesson & Move Frwrd
Although The Past Cant B Changed
How To Shape The Future
Is Still In Ur Hands ...