I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2482 views       Inspirational

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Insist On Yourself ...

Never Imitate ...

Every Great Man Is Unique ... :)
The Mediocre Teacher Tells.

The Good Teacher Explains.

The Superior Teacher Strates.

The Great Teacher Inspires.
Agr Mei Chahta Tu Dunya K
Sary Yahodiyon Ko Khatam Kr
Sakta Tha Magr Mei Ne Un Mei Se
Kuch Ko Chor Dia Ta K Ap Jan Saken
K Me Unhe Q Mar Raha Tha.

Adolf Hitler
You Get The Best Out Of Others

When

You Give The Best Of Yourself
Mark Willson Said
"To Be The Subject oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Failure iN Life,
And
tO Be The Object oF Jealousy iS The Sign oF Success iN Life" ;->
You Don''t Become A

Better Person

Because U Are Suffering;

But

You Become A

Better Person

Because U Have Experienced Suffering".
Why we have so many temples if God is everywhere?

Air is every where but we need a fan to feel it.

Think it.
If You Look At What You Do Not Have In Life,
You Don''t Have Anything,
If You Look At What You Have In Life,
You Have Everything.
Aik Scientific Sher Arz Hay...


Machhar K Kaatnay Se paPPu Ko Ho Gaya Maleria,

Pressure Is Equal To Force Per Unit Area... =P ;->
Having someone who understands is a great blessing for ourselves. Being someone who understands is a great blessing to others.
Life Is Not A Rehearsal
Each Day Is A New Show
No Repeat, No Rewind.
So Give Ur Best Shot In All Ur Acts
As TheShow Goes On And On
In A Mirror
Is Where
We Find A Reflection
Of Our Appearances ...

But

In Heart
Is Where We Find
A Reflection Of
Our Soul ...