I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2515 views       Inspirational

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great lines from shakspear:
"i am not handsome but i can give my hand to some one who needs help,BEAUTY IS IN THE HEART NOT IN THE FACE"
Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.
Walking Through Life

Contrary To Popular Belief,

The Great Men Are Not Born Great.

God Uses Trials And Turmoil To Make Them Great!
World Is Not A Parking Place

It Is A Racing Track

Keep On Moving

No Matter When & Where You Start

But

Reach Your Goal & Make New Records
You can blow out a candle
but you cant blow out a fire
once the flame begins to catch
the wind will blow it higher
I saw u sitting and crying..
so i asked u why ?
u dint answer..
i tried to hold ur hand..
but u walked away... wiping ur tears
then i realized we were sitting on my GRAVE !
Its Hard To Open Your Eyes If Your Dreams Are Sweet

But Sometimes,

I Must To Wake Up Because

It''s The Only Reasonable

Way To See Reality ..
If Someone Points Out
Your Mistake ,

Be Happy That

At least Someone Is

Interested In

''''What You Have Done ...'''' (:
Smtims v think

why frenz keep frwarding msges 2 us

widout speaking wrds.

D reason is tat,

u hv got nthing big 2 say,

bt still want 2 say

i am alwys dere..:-):-)
Success Is Blocked By Concentration On It

And

Planning For It

Success Is Shy ... It Won''t Come Out While You''re Watching ...
You Can''t Cross The Sea
Merely By Standing The Sea
Don''t Let Urself
Indulge In
Vain Wishes . . .
There are some people who live in a dream world
And
There are some who face reality
And
Then there are those who turn one into the other...