I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2989 views       Inspirational

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When you wake up
in the morning
You have two choices-
Go back to sleep
and dream your dreams,
or wake up and chase those dream !!!!
A BiG pOt FuLl Of
WaTeR
cAn Be EmPtIeD By
A sMaLl HoLe ...
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
WiLl BuRn Up
AlL tHe NoBiLiTy Of A
gOoD hEaRt ...

StAy CoOl n CaLm ... (=
A Mistake Increase
Your Experience And
Experience Decreases
Your Mistake. If You
Learn From Your Mistakes,
Then Other Will Learn
From Your Success.
A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...
A Blind Man Begging Wid A Board Writte

“I’m Blind Plz Help Me”

1 Guy Took The Board n Wrote Sumthing

& From That
He Got Heavy Collection

He Wrote

“Today is A Beautiful Day
But
I Cant See It”


Dats The Power Of Expression

Expressed At Right Time Can Change Many Things . . .
D o n ’ t
W i s h
I t
W a s
E a s i e r,
R a t h e r
W i s h
Y o u
W e r e
B e t t e r . . . =)
The Happiness Of ur Life

Depends Upon The

Quality Of Ur Thoughts

But

The Quality Of Ur Thoughts

Depend Upon The People

Whom U Meet In Ur Life ..
If You Fail, Don''t Fill Ur Eyes With Tears.
It May Hide The Other

Beautiful Opportunities Standing In Front Of You
GOLDN WRDS by SIR MARTIN LUTHER KING:

if u cant Fly, RUN!

if u cant Run, WALK!

if u cant Walk, CRAWL!

But watevr u do..

Keep on Moving 2wards ur GOAL!
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!
Success Will Never Lower Its Standard To Accommodate Us
We Have To Raise Our Standard To Achieve It . . .

“For Every Bird GOD Provides Food, But Not In Their Nest”
kuch khoney ka gham hee asal mein hamarey dar kee wajah banta hai,

issi liye auo aur tamam ghamon ko apni khushiyon mein badlein aur sabit kar dein k

"dar k aagey jeet hai"