I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2449 views       Inspirational

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LUCKY means who Get the Opportunity
BRILLIANT means who Create the Opportunity
WINNER means who Use the Opportunity
So Win Every Day My Friend
if u lose wealth, u lost nothing..

if u lose health, u lost something..

but if u lose character, u lost everything....
"I prefer t0 be a 1st class citizen
0f a 3rd class c0untry rather than
being a 3rd class citizen
of a 1st class c0untry."

PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI... ;->
The art of living does not consist
in preserving and clinging
to a particular mood of happiness,
but in allowing happiness
to change its form without
being disappointed by the change;
for happiness, like a child,
must be allowed to grow up.
Life Never Leaves U
Empty
It Always Replaces
Evrything U Lost
If It Asks U To Put
Sumthing Down,
It''s B''coz
It Wants U To
Pick Up Sumthing
Better ...
Champions are not Superhumans,
They just fight for 1 extra second,
When every 1 else quit,
Just remember somtimes 1 extra second of effort gives u Success
Wives Of
King Edward & King Shahjahan
Both died of
"Polycystic Ovary Syndrome"
in the same year
-
Both Kings immensly
loved their Wives
But Both had a different
way of expressing it
-
Shahjahan spent Billions
to make "Taj Mahal" in
memory of the beloved
Wife
-
King Edward built the
"University For Research"
Proclaiming that no one
else should die of the disease
which had snatched his
beloved Wife

"Such differences of thinking
determines the causes of
Rise Or Fall Of Nations ... "
Keeping A Smile On Your Face

When Inside You Feel Like Dying

For The Sake Of Supporting Others

Means

S T R E N G H T ...
Dont Try To Run Ahead Of God

Let Him Direct Your Steps

He Has Plans And He Has His Time

God''s Clock Is Never Late Nor Early

It Always Strikes On Time
If Someone Hurts You
Ignore It

If You Can''t Ignore It
Forget It

If You Can''t Forget It
Laugh At It

If You Can''t Laugh
You Deserve It ...

There is no market of buyers
For your sorrows
So, never advertise your feelings
It is useless
Be happy always
life is a game of cards , u did not invent it nor did u form the rules,u hav no control overthe cards dealt to u but u r there to play
a good player even with a badband of cards will play well and emerge a winner a bad player even with best of cards will play badly and lose.
how r u playing it?