I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2106 views       Inspirational

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Bullet Goes Forward Only After Pressing The Trigger Backward.

Every Human Being Will Get Success

Only After Facing The Difficulties In Their Life Path
There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave.

The one you practiced,
the one you gave,
and the one you wish you gave.
Remember !!

Work For A Cause
Not For Applause

Live Life To Express
Not To Impress

Don''t Strive To Make
our Presence Noticed

Just Make Your
Absence Felt ...
When We Multiply
Tiny Pieces Of
Time With Small
Increments Of
Daily Efforts
We''ll Find
We Can Accomplish
Magnificent Things

We Can Change The World ... (:
The Great Success Mantra ,

"I m Not In Competition With Anybody

But Myself.

My Goal is To Beat

My Last PerformAnce"

-BILL GATES.!
Tym Is Lyk a River
You Cant Touch The Same Water Twice
B’coz
The Flow That Has Passed Never Pass Again
We Are What Our
Thoughts Have Made
Us
So
Take Care About
What You Think
Words Are Secondary
Thoughts Live, They
Travel Far ... !!
Life Teaches U To Smile
&
Also Teaches U To Cry
It May Be Ironical
But
Its True That
U Can''t Know Value Of Smile Until U Cry
Waiting For Opportunity Is Lazines
Missing Opportunity Is Foolishnes
Creating Opportunity Is Inteligence
" You Are A Creator"
Be A Champiom
You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
Life Is A
Paradox

Whatever U Want,
U Don''t Get

Whatever U Get,
U Don''t Enjoy

Whatever U Enjoy,
Is Not Permanent

Whatever Is Permanent,
Is Boring ...! :)
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!