I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2866 views       Inspirational

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khudi pe naaz ha itna kbhi mur k nahin dekha jisy keh dun tu mera ha usy hona bhi parta ha
"If you follow no other truth, follow the truth that within your being is called joy. If you follow that, you''re always going to be right where you need to be, and you will always have life within your being."
Destiny Is A
Combinition Of Your
Own Work & God''s Protection
You Cannot Sit Still &
Expect Thing To
Happen . . .
Every man has in himself a
continent of undiscovered character...

Happy is he who acts as the

''COLUMBUS''

to his own soul ...
Kill the stress before it kills you.

Reach the goal before it kicks you.

Help everyone before someone helps you.

Live life before life leaves you.
If YoU

vAlUe yOuRsElF ...

YoU UnDeRsTaNd

ThAt ...

YoU aRe A gIfT tO

AnYoNe U MeEt ... =)
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree and if you fall on the ground then fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!
Life is a paradox whatever you want - you dont get,
Whatever you get - you don''t enjoy,
Whatever you enjoy - is not permanent and
Whatever is permanent - is boring
Growing Seed Makes
NO SOUND,
But
Falling Tree Makes
HUGE NOISE
Destruction Has Noise,
Creation Is Always
Quiet ,

This Is The Power Of
SILENCE !!
... Think Positive ...
Your Life Is Your Garden ...
Your Thoughts Are The Seeds...
If Your Life Isn''t Awesome ...
You Have Been Watering The Weeds ...
Xpress Urself Such That Ur Enimies Too Remember U

Laugh Such That Ur Sadness Too Laughes Wid U

Live Ur Life Such That God Too Feels Proud Of U