I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2426 views       Inspirational

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Men Marry Women With The Hope They Will Never Change.

Women Marry Men With The Hope They Will Change.

Invaribly They Are Both Disappointed.
Knowing Others, Is Intelligence

Knowing Urself Is True Wisdom

Mastering Others, Is Strength

Mastering Urself Is True Power . .
The worst thing in life is attachment,it hurts when u loOse it . . .

The best thing in life is lonliness because it teaches u everything and when u loOse it u get everything!!!
"I prefer t0 be a 1st class citizen
0f a 3rd class c0untry rather than
being a 3rd class citizen
of a 1st class c0untry."

PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI... ;->
It is easy to have faith
in yours if when you
are a winner
What you''ve got to
have is faith and
discipline when you are
not yet a winner ...
Alexanders Beautiful Last Words:

Bury My Body,Dnt Build Any Monumnt.Kep My Hand Outsid
So D Wrld Knws,Who Won D Wrld Had Ntng In Hand Wen Died
Hard work spotlights the character of people:

Some turn up their sleeves

Some turn up their noses,

&

Some don''t turn up at all.
When God Drops Needles
And Pins Along Your Path In Life,
Don''t Avoid Them.
Pick Them Up And Collect Them.
They Were Designed
To Teach You To Be Stronger!
wAkE UP FrOm Ur DrAmS
B''cOz It''S tYm To RiSe AbOVe A||
B''cOz It''S TyM To PrOvE tHeM A||
B''cOz U''rE NoT AmONgsT ThEm A||. . .
In d walk of life,

Dont worry of people moving ahead of U.

Take ur own time.

Bt once U r ready to run,

make sure U r d best Of all
Attitude is a Little thing

which makes a big diffrence like..

I am not the best,

but I am not like the rest.
Take chances, make mistakes. That''s how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave