I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3174 views       Inspirational

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When God Drops Needles
And Pins Along Your Path In Life,
Don''t Avoid Them.
Pick Them Up And Collect Them.
They Were Designed
To Teach You To Be Stronger!
Believe where others doubt.

Work where others refuse.

Save where others waste.

Stay where others quit.

And u will Win where others lose.
Remember !!

Work For A Cause
Not For Applause

Live Life To Express
Not To Impress

Don''t Strive To Make
our Presence Noticed

Just Make Your
Absence Felt ...
Guard Well Ur Spare
Moments, They r Lyk
Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Nevr b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life
The tragedy of life is some what like this. . .
Just when we get all the answers of life. . .
Life changes the Question''. . . . .
The
Freedom
To Be
Your Best
Means
Nothing
Unless
You
Are
Willing
To Do
Your Best ...
I don''t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
All The Birds Have
Flown Up & Gone
A Lonely Cloud
Floats Leisurely By
We Never Tire Of
Looking At Each Other
Only The Moon & I

_ DaRk TeMpTaTiOn _
Speech By
Bryan Dyson
(CEO Coca Cola)


"Imagine life as a game
in which you r juggling
some 5 balls in the air
You name ''em
"Work, Family, Health,
Friends n Spirit"
n
You r keeping all of
these in the air

You''ll soon understand
that
Work is rubber ball

If you drop it, it''ll bounce
back

But

The Other 4 balls
"Family, Health, Friends
& Spirit"
r made of glass
If you drop 1 of these,
they will b irrecoverably
scuffed
A Bird Sitting On A Branch Doesn''t Get

Frightend By D Shaking Branch Coz D Bird

Trusts Not D Branch But Its Own Wings.

Trust Urself Alwz
Desire is the key to motivation. . .
but it''s determination and commitment
to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal
a commitment to excellence
that will enable you to attain the success you seek. . .
A person sometimes devotes all his life for

development of his assests and in the course

ignoring himself..