I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2806 views       Inspirational

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Door Knocks Twice.
Insider Asks:Who s Ther?
Ans:Its Me,..."OPPORTUNITY".
Insider:U R Wrong.Coz OPPORTUNITY Nevr Knocks Twice.
Remember it!!
Never Compromises Ur Values & Beliefs,
Even If it Means
Risking Riddicule And Rejection

Be True To Urself
Live Ur Own Life
& Don’t Allow Others
To Decide What’s Best For U

If U Do, U’ll B Unhappy
B’coz U’re Untrue To Urself . . .
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very Much,

The
Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very Much

And

Winning
Is Not
Very Exciting ...
The Single finger

which wipes out our tears

during our FAILURES

is much better than the 10 fingers

which come 2gether

to clap for our VICTORY.

Value it
View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !
Dont Try To Run Ahead Of God

Let Him Direct Your Steps

He Has Plans And He Has His Time

God''s Clock Is Never Late Nor Early

It Always Strikes On Time
Always Try To Prove
That
You Are Right

But

Never Attempt To
Prove
That
Others Are Wrong ...
Success means fulfilling your own dreams, singing your own song, dancing your own dance, creating from your heart and enjoying the journey, trusting that whatever happens, it will be OK. Creating your own adventure
GOD HASNT PROMISED ;
SKIES ALWAYS BLUE.
SUN WIDOUT RAIN
JOY WIDOUT SORROW,
PEACE WIDOUT PAIN

BUT GOD HAS PROMISED;
STRENGTH FOR D DAY;
REST FOR THE LABOUR;
LIGHT FOR D DAY,
GRACE FOR THE TRAILS,
HELP FROM ABOVE,
UNFAILING SYMPATHY,
UNDYING LOVE......
Sumday Evrything ''Ll
All Make Perfect
Sense
So 4 Now
Laugh @ The Confusion
Smile Through Tears
And
Keep Reminding
Yourself
Dat
Evrything Happens For
A Reason .. (:
Most Touching Msg-
We Came With D
Fear Of Nt Knowing Anybody.

Bt

We Wil Go With Tears Aftr Knowng Evrybody. & That''s Called
"WORTH LIFE"
FoR gOoD oR iLl ,
YoUr CoNvErSaTiOn Is
YoUr AdVeRtIsEmEnT ...
EvErY tImE yOu OpEn
YoUr MoUtH
yOu LeT tHe PeOpLe
LoOk InTo YoUr MiNd ...