I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3019 views       Inspirational

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Nothin Is Worth More han This Day
U Can''t Relive Yesterday . .
Tommorow Is Still Beyond Ur Reach . . .
So Go Ahead Live Today . . B''coz It''ll Never Come Tommorow. .
Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through fingers,

no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.

Only hands in the praying posture can save it.
Expect least from life and you would be the happiest person in the world.

Because if you dont get what you wished for, you would not get agreived

and if you get it you would get what you didn''t even expected.
May Your Neighbors Respect You,
Trouble Neglect You,
The Angels Protect You,
And Heaven Accept You.
LUCKY means who Get the Opportunity
BRILLIANT means who Create the Opportunity
WINNER means who Use the Opportunity
So Win Every Day My Friend
Courage Is Rightly Esteemed,

The First Of Human Qualities ...

Because

It Is The Quality

Which Guarantees All Others ...
Always Smile
Because
Our Faces Are
The Best Billboards
Where The Ads Of Life
Are Seen ... :)

'Imam Ali Raza a.s. Said:


"To be patient in the face of hardships
is a virtue but to refrain from forbidden deeds is a greater one."'
Most Superior example of love in My life .

"When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."

(Bu Ali Seena)
wAkE UP FrOm Ur DrAmS
B''cOz It''S tYm To RiSe AbOVe A||
B''cOz It''S TyM To PrOvE tHeM A||
B''cOz U''rE NoT AmONgsT ThEm A||. . .
All The Water N The Ocean Could Never Sink A Ship Unless It Gets Inside . . .
Like Wise
All The Pressure Of Life Can Never Hurt You Unless U Let Them In. . .


'My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,


so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'