I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2385 views       Inspirational

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How Can u Have
"Charisma" ? ? ?

Be More Concerned
About Making Others
Feel Good About Themselves

Than

You Are Making Them
Feel Good About You ...
Even Though, I Clutch
My Blanket n Growl
When The Alarm Rings
Thank You ALLAH, That
I Can Hear
There Are Many
Who Are Deaf ...

Even Though I Keep My
Eyes Closed Against
The Morning Light As
Long As Possible
Thank You ALLAH
That I Can See
Many Are Blind

Even Though, I Huddle In
My Bed n Put Off
Rising.
Thank You ALLAH
That I''ve The Strenght
To Rise
There Are Many
Who Are Bedridden

Thanks ALLAH For
Uncountable
Blessings ...
"Delay"

Is D Enemy Of Efficiency,

"Waiting"

Is The Enemy Of Utilisation.

So Don''t Delay Anything &
Don''t Wait 4 Anything

-Bill Gates
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
Perfection Is Achieved..

Not When

There Is Nothing More
To Add

But

When There Is Nothing
Left To Take Away ...

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'
Lyf''s Ups n Down Provide Windows Of Opportunity To Determine Ur VALUES n GOALS...
Think Of Using All Obstacle As STEPPING STONES To Build The Life U Want . . .
If U Learn To Translate
Every Event Of Ur Life Into A Postive One.
U''ll Stop Being A Prisoner Of Ur Past
And Become The Architect Of Future
Success will never lower its standard 2 accomdate us,
we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
"for every bird god provides Food, But not their Nest"
When I Knew
I''l Win, I Lost

When I Was Sure Of
Losing, I Won

When I Needed People
The Most, They Left Me

When I Learnt To Dry
My Tears, I Found A
Shoulder To Cry On

When I Craved For Love,
No Body Came To Me

When I Mastered The
Art Of Hating,
Somebody Started Loving Me ...

That''s Life ...
There Is No Better Time Than Now.
The Time To Live Is Now.
The Time To Dream Is Now.
The Time To Imagine And Forget The Past Is Now.
The Time To Shine Is Now.
The Time To Bleed, Sweat,
And Determine Yourself For
The Things You Want Most Is Now.
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not