I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3084 views       Inspirational

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A BiG pOt FuLl Of
WaTeR
cAn Be EmPtIeD By
A sMaLl HoLe ...
EvEn
A lItTlE aNgEr Or EgO
WiLl BuRn Up
AlL tHe NoBiLiTy Of A
gOoD hEaRt ...

StAy CoOl n CaLm ... (=
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not
If You Fail, Don''t Fill Ur Eyes With Tears.
It May Hide The Other

Beautiful Opportunities Standing In Front Of You
Courage Is Like Love,Both Of Them Are Driven By Hope.


I Still Believe In Hope - Mostly Because There''s No Such Place As Fingers Crossed.
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,

and you do not know what it will bring back,

a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
Don''t Cry For Anything Because Tears In Our Eyes Will Spoil The Vision & We Can''t See Our Goal Clearly. So Always Smile And Accept The Things For Good Future. . .
Life is a paradox whatever you want - you dont get,
Whatever you get - you don''t enjoy,
Whatever you enjoy - is not permanent and
Whatever is permanent - is boring
Remember ...

"G r i e f
&
T r a g e d y
&
H a t r e d

Are Only For A Time ...

G o o d n e s s
&
R e m e m b e r a n c e
&
L o v e

Have No End ..."
As You Travel Through Life
Your Dreams Will Guide You
Determinations Will Get Ypu There
And Love Will Provide The Greatest Scenery Of All. . .
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
People are not remembered by how few times they fail but by how often they succeed. Every wrong step is another step forward

There is no market of buyers
For your sorrows
So, never advertise your feelings
It is useless
Be happy always