I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2508 views       Inspirational

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A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...
Power Consists In One''s Capacity
To Link His Will
With The Purpose Of others,
To Lead By Reason
And
A Gift Of Cooperation.
There are only two important moments in a man''s life...

First
When he was born

n

Second
When he proves
Why he was born...
Do U Want 2 See This World After Ur Death.
.
.
.
.
.
"Donate Ur Eyes"

If This Msg Gav U A Small Feeling

In Ur Heart Then Do Forwrd It.
If you would cure anger,
Do not feed it.
Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day;
Then every other day;
Now only every third or fourth day.
‘When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of
thanksgiving to the gods
The World Suffers A Lot,
Not Because Of "VIOLENCE" Of Bad People
But Because Of
"SILENCE" Of Good People.
So,
Break The Silence.
Waiting For Opportunity Is Lazines
Missing Opportunity Is Foolishnes
Creating Opportunity Is Inteligence
" You Are A Creator"
Be A Champiom
Everyone Has An Invisible Sign Hanging From His Neck Saying
"MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT"
Never Forget This Message When Working With Peole
Pressure is nither good or bad.
You can convert pressure into
negative tension and worry-
or positive expectation and
enthusiasm. It''s a choice you make
yourself.
As You Travel Through Life
Your Dreams Will Guide You
Determinations Will Get Ypu There
And Love Will Provide The Greatest Scenery Of All. . .
When God Drops Needles
And Pins Along Your Path In Life,
Don''t Avoid Them.
Pick Them Up And Collect Them.
They Were Designed
To Teach You To Be Stronger!
Success will never lower its standard 2 accomdate us,
we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
"for every bird god provides Food, But not their Nest"