I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2867 views       Inspirational

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Write your name in kindness, love, and mercy on the hearts of thousands you come in contact with year by year, and you will never be forgotten. Your name and your good deeds will shine as the stars of heaven.
When u r up in life,
ur loved ones get to know who u r..
but
when u r down in life,
u get to know who ur loved ones r.
Waves Are Inspiring...
.
.
.
Not Because They Rise And Fall
.
But
.
Because Each Time They Fall,

They Always Try To Rise Again...!!
Don''t Expect Anything
frm Life Expectations Hurt
When u Don''t Expect
Every Moment,Every thing

is a Surprise& Every Surprise Brings Happiness
Nthng Else
Destroys d Power 2
Stand Alone As
D Habit Of Leaning On
Othrs
If U Leann, U''ll Nvr B
Strong Or Orignal
Stand Alone Or Bury Ur
Ambition 2 B Sumbdy
In Wrld ...
Wen U Keep Sayng U R Busy, Thn U R Nevr Free,Wen U Keep Sayng U Ve No Time,

Den U''l Nevr Ve Tim, Wen U Keep Sayng Dat

U''l Do It 2morow,

Den Ur 2morow Wl Nevr Cum
"A good servant is essential in every household

but i have never known how to keep anyone

as a servant."

...M.K.Gandhi.
The Most Important

Single Ingredient

In The

Formula Of Success

Is Knowing

How To

Get Along With People ... =)
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.''

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."
Donot worry over what other people

are thinking about you.

They are busy worrying over what

you are thinking about them.
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
"if u want to achieve something which u have never achieved,you have to do something which u have never done"