I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2287 views Inspirational

more Inspirational SMS Messages

In The Chase BetweeN

In The Chase Between Cat & Mouse . . .
The Mouse Wins Mostly, B''coz The Cat Is Running For Its Food & Mouse For Its Life . . .
Remeber
Purpose Is More Important Than Need

The Future Lies

The Future Lies Before You. . . .
Like Paths Of Pure White Snow. . .
Be Careful How You Treat It. . .
For Every Step. . . .
Coz It Will Be Shown . . .

HaPpInEsS iS tO

HaPpInEsS iS tO

sEe tHe WoRld iN a GrAiN oF sAnD

AnD

HeAvEn in WiLd FlOwEr

To HoLd InFiNiTy In ThE PaLm Of ur hAnD

AnD

EteRniTy in a SiNgLe hoUr ... [:

The Most Wasted

The Most Wasted Day In Life Is,

The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.

-Charlie Chaplin.

There Are No Mistake

There Are No Mistakes In Life ...
Only Lessons ...

And

Lesson Will Keep On Repeating
Themselves Until Learned ... =)

Worry Litle Bit Evryday

Worry Litle Bit Evryday
n
In a Lyftym U''ll Lose a
Couple Of Years
If Sumthng Is Wrong,
Fix It If U Can
But
Train Urself Not 2 Worry
worry Never Fixes
Anything ...

I prefer t0 be a

"I prefer t0 be a 1st class citizen
0f a 3rd class c0untry rather than
being a 3rd class citizen
of a 1st class c0untry."

PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI... ;->

We Are What Our

We Are What Our
Thoughts Have Made
Us
So
Take Care About
What You Think
Words Are Secondary
Thoughts Live, They
Travel Far ... !!

The Great Success

The Great Success Mantra ,

"I m Not In Competition With Anybody

But Myself.

My Goal is To Beat

My Last PerformAnce"

-BILL GATES.!

Problems Can Either

Problems Can Either Make u 4 Break u...

Hammer, That breaks the Glass, Also shapes the steel...

Its up to you to be Glass or Steel...

Have a Willpower of Steel & Vision of Glass...

Dere''s A Luxury In

Dere''s A Luxury In
Self-Reproach,
Whn V Blame
Ourselves,
V Feel Dath No One Else
Has A Rite 2 Blame Us.
Its d Confession, Not
The Priest, Dat Gives
Us Absoluti

Give all options to

Give all options to the opponent, if you win its historical, if you fight and loose- he is definite to loose next time, if you loose-you can enjoy his happiness even.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

I went to a bookstore

more Inspirational SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages