I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3170 views       Inspirational

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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
There Is No Better Time Than Now.
The Time To Live Is Now.
The Time To Dream Is Now.
The Time To Imagine And Forget The Past Is Now.
The Time To Shine Is Now.
The Time To Bleed, Sweat,
And Determine Yourself For
The Things You Want Most Is Now.
LiVe uP, dRinK IT doWn,

aVoid ThE bULLshiT aNd neVeR haVe RegReTs

coZ aT oNe PoiNT eVeRYThiNg

Was ThE WaY u WaNTEd IT To bE LiKe
Time is short - What you do with your time reflects on your own destiny.

I am not afraid to write what I feel.

I am afraid that you will not listen until it is to late.
Bright Be The Road U R Walking,

Light Be The Load U R Carrying,

Sweet Be The Home U R Staying,

Happy Be The Day U R Foreseeing
Don''t Expect Anything
frm Life Expectations Hurt
When u Don''t Expect
Every Moment,Every thing

is a Surprise& Every Surprise Brings Happiness
Never Compromises Ur Values & Beliefs,
Even If it Means
Risking Riddicule And Rejection

Be True To Urself
Live Ur Own Life
& Don’t Allow Others
To Decide What’s Best For U

If U Do, U’ll B Unhappy
B’coz U’re Untrue To Urself . . .
Be more concerned with your character
than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation
is merely what others think you are.
SuCcEsS oN AnY
MaJoR sCaLe
ReQuIrEs U 2
AcCePt ReSpOnCiBiLiTy .
In tHe FiNaL aNaLysIs ,
d QuaLiTy dAt aLl
SucCeSsFul pPl HaVe,
Is tHe aBiLiTy
2 TaKe ReSpOnSiBiLiTy ...
Our Eyes Are Placed
In front
Because
It Is More Important
To Look Ahead
Than
To Look Back ...
One Of The Sad Fact
Of Life . . .

"It''s Tough When
Someone Special Begins
To Ignore You,
But
It''s Even Tougher To
Pretend That You Don''t
Mind . . . "