I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2543 views       Inspirational

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CRUEL FACT

Wen U hav so much Pain in Ur Heart
&
U want 2 talk 2 the only Person
Who can Stop U
4m Crying.
Is
Somtimes
exctly
The Same Person
Who made U Cry...
Walking Through Life

Contrary To Popular Belief,

The Great Men Are Not Born Great.

God Uses Trials And Turmoil To Make Them Great!
Pple R like stained-glass windows
dey sparkle n shine wen the sun is out
but wen da darkness sets in
their true beauty is revealed only if der is a light frm within
Remember !!

Work For A Cause
Not For Applause

Live Life To Express
Not To Impress

Don''t Strive To Make
our Presence Noticed

Just Make Your
Absence Felt ...
Success Isn''t A Matter Of Being D Best

& Winning D Race.

Success Is A Matter

Of Handling D Worst

& Still Finishing D Race.
Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness but few are going by the same road.

Success consists in being successful, not in having potential for success. Any wide piece of ground is the potential site of a palace, but there''s no palace till it''s built.
In life whn u face choices,
just toss a coin,
not coz it settles d question
But,
While d coin is in air u''ll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=
Always Try To Prove
That
You Are Right

But

Never Attempt To
Prove
That
Others Are Wrong ...
Success & Excuses

Don''t Walk Together ..

If You Want Excuse ..
Forget About Success

If You You Want Success ..
Don''t Give Excuses
Life Is Like

A Flowing River Full Of
Opportunities ...

Its Up To You

Wether You Stand With The
Bucket Or A Spoon ...
Look At The
Brightness Of The
Lamp ...
Not The Darkness
Underneath It ..
Optimism Isn''t A
Attribute, Its A Way
Of Life ... (: