I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3124 views       Inspirational

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Everyone Has An Invisible Sign Hanging From His Neck Saying
"MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT"
Never Forget This Message When Working With Peole
Never Speak
Out Of Anger ,

Never Act
Out Of Fear ,

Never Choose
From Impatience ,

But Wait

&

Peace Will
Appear ... Never Speak
Out Of Anger ,

Never Act
Out Of Fear ,

Never Choose
From Impatience ,

But Wait

&

Peace Will
Appear ...
Never Measure

The Height Of A Mountain

Until

You Have Reached The Top

Then You Will See

How Low It Was ...
HaPpInEsS iS tO c

ThE wOrLd In A gRaIn Of SaNd

&

HeAvEn In A wIlD fLoWeR

tO hOlD iNfInItY iN tHe PaLm Of Ur HaNd

&

EtErNiTy In A sInGlE hOuR ...
Log sirf yeh hee kyun kehtey hein k aankh sey aansoo nikal rahey hein,

Kya dil kabhi nahee roya?

Agar roya hai to log dil ko kyun bhool jatey hein
When Your Way Comes Darkest . . . When Your Eyes With Tears Are Dim . . . Go To GOD, Tell all Your Troubles To Him. . . The Soul Would Have No Rainbow If The Eyes Had No Tears. .
Come to the edge,
we can''t we are afraid
Come to the edge,
we can''t we will fall
Come to the edge,
and they came
...and he pushed them
...and they flew
One day a Man said 2 God: I LOVE U THE MOST.


God took all his wealth n asked: Do u love Me now?


The man said: More than before !


God made all his family against him so they all left him.


God asked: Do u still love Me?


He said: Yes


God made him so poor that he had nothing 2 wear n eat !


God asked once more: Do u love me now?


The man said: I love U the most now because..

THERE''S NOTHING BETWEEN US NOW!
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values.
It Is Easy In The World
To Live After The
World''s Opinion, It Is
Easy In Solitude After
Our Own,
But
The Great Man Is He,
Who In The Midst Of
Te Crowd Keeps With
Perfect Sweetness The
Independence Of
Solitude ... :)
We Only Live Once
But
Once Is Enuf
If V Do It Rite
Live Ur Life Wid Class,
Dignity And Style
So That An
Exclamation,
Rather Than A Question
Mark Signifies It !
To Bear Failure

With Courage

Is The Best Proof Of

CHARACTER

That

Anyone Can Give ...