I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3183 views Inspirational

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When I Fail

When I Fail ...

I Laugh And Say
" It''s My Passion ..."

And

When I Succeed ...

I Call It My
"Business Strategy ... "

Success & Excuses

Success & Excuses

Don''t Walk Together ..

If You Want Excuse ..
Forget About Success

If You You Want Success ..
Don''t Give Excuses

There are only two

There are only two important moments in a man''s life...

First
When he was born

n

Second
When he proves
Why he was born...

Dere cud be 500

Dere cud be 500 apples at a time on an apple tree & each apple has 10 seeds. "Why wud u need so many seeds 2 grow just a few more apple trees?" Well, bcoz
not all seeds bcum trees. Most seeds never grow. So if u want 2 make sumthing happen, u shud try more than once.

Imagine All The

Imagine All The People
Living Life In Peace
You May Say ...
"I m A Dreamer"
But
I m Not The Only One
I Hope Someday
You''ll Join Us
&
World Will Be As One ... :)

Diappointments are

Diappointments are like road humps,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards.
Don''t stay on the humps too long. Move on !!!!!!

zaban ki taseer

lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...

Do not be afraid

Do not be afraid to shine,
This world needs what you have to give.

Open up the areas of your being;
Expose them to yourself - to others.

You are valuable. You are unique.

You have much to give.
Do not be afraid to give it.

The Leaves Will

The Leaves Will Wither & Die,
Life Goes On

The Branches Will Break
Life Goes On

Old Wood Is Tossed In To The Fire
Life Goes On

Seeds Sprout & New Growth Emerges
Life Goes On

Join This Caravan Or Stand By The Wayside
Life Goes On

Welcome Life Or Struggle Against It
Life Goes On

A Sailor Ws Stuck

A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.

Be more concerned

Be more concerned with your character
than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation
is merely what others think you are.

Our Incomes Are

Our Incomes Are Like Our Shoes

If Too Small, They Gall And Pinch Us

But

If Too Large, They Cause Us To Stumble And To Trip

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