I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3069 views       Inspirational

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On the road of Life
Losses r just like puddles,
Even if You drop in some,
Keep moving the express
Highways await You ... (:
Why Celebrate Your Birth

On Just One Day

When You Can Celebrate

The Life

Every Day … (=
One of the best thoughts i have ever come across practically..+

"There''s not markrt for ur sorrows in this owrld, so never advertise them"
Don''t Worry About The Delay In

Your Success Compared To

Others Because Construction

Of Pyramid Takes More

Time Than An Ordinary Building ... :-}
You can blow out a candle
but you cant blow out a fire
once the flame begins to catch
the wind will blow it higher
Never be ashamed to admit you were wrong — you’re only saying that you’re wiser today than you were yesterday.
Self Confidence Gets U Started

Habit Keeps U Running

Attitude Decides Ur Pace

Values Decide Ur Destination

N

Faith Itself Is Ur Goal,

Leave Rest All To God !
Luv The Ppl Who Luv You

Coz

They Something In U, Develop It

Luv The Ppl Who Hate U

Coz

They Hate Something In U, Change It . .
Without Crossing The Worst Situations,

No One Can Touch The Best Corners Of Life.

So Always Taste Worst Situation

For The Best Results.
Failure Is The

Opportunity

To Begin Again

But

More Intelligently

This Time ...
The single finger which wipes out tears during our Failure is much better than 10 fingers which come together to clap for our Victory…
Guard Well Ur Spare
Moments, They r Lyk
Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Nevr b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life