I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2399 views       Inspirational

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1 Man Cried Wen He Had No Shoes,
Bt He Stopped Crying Wen He Saw A Man Widout Legs.
Life Is Full Of Blessings But
Somtimes We Dont Understand It.
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife.
I saw u sitting and crying..
so i asked u why ?
u dint answer..
i tried to hold ur hand..
but u walked away... wiping ur tears
then i realized we were sitting on my GRAVE !
One day u wil ask me wat i Luv more...
You or My Life,and wen I wil say My Life..
you wil walk away from me without.
knowing...that ur MY LIFE....!
Life Is Not A Rehearsal
Each Day Is A New Show
No Repeat, No Rewind.
So Give Ur Best Shot In All Ur Acts
As TheShow Goes On And On
Every truth passes through three stages before
it is recognized. In the first it is ridiculed,
in the second it is opposed, in the third it
is regarded as self evident.
A Dog Will Not Hurt You

If You Beat It With A Bone

Use The Right Weapon

To Handle People

That''s The Secret Of Winning ...
In rain all birds occupy shelter but eagle is
da one 1 dat avoids da rain by flying above da clouds.

Problem is common to all but attitude makes da difference!
"Don''t Give Up When You

Still Have Something To Give.

Nothing Is Really Over

Until The Moment You Stop Trying.."


"I AM BORN TO SUCCEED"
Ability is what you''re capable of doing.

Motivation determines what you do.

Attitude determines how well you do it.

Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
Strength of a character
means...

- The ability to
overcome resentment
against other...

- To hide hurt
feelings...

And

- To forgive quickly... :>)