I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2723 views       Inspirational

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WhAt LoOkS tO b NoThInG
fInAlLy ThAt BeCoMeS eVeRyThInG
&
WhAt Is EvErYtHiNg
SuDdEnLy ChAnGeS tO nOtHiNg ...

ThAt''Z "L I F E"

LeArN tO lIvE
&
LiVe To LeArN
The worst thing in life is attachment,it hurts when u loOse it . . .

The best thing in life is lonliness because it teaches u everything and when u loOse it u get everything!!!
Insist On Yourself ...

Never Imitate ...

Every Great Man Is Unique ... :)
Do Not Limit Your Challenges

Challenge Ur Limits . . .

Born Wid Personality Is An Accident

But

Dying As A Personality Is An Achievement
Why Celebrate Your Birth

On Just One Day

When You Can Celebrate

The Life

Every Day … (=
To Handle Yourself,

Use Your Head;

To Handle Others,

Use Your Heart.
If We Fight,

We May Not Always Win.

But If We

Dont Fight

We''ll Surely Loose.


So Never Compromise

In Life

&

Fight 4 D Best.
Everybody Tells,
Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success
Bt It Is Not True.
"The Correction Of Mistake"
Is The First Step Of Success
Great Motivational Pharase:

"I know I am something,
because God doesn''t create garbage."
words written on the entrance of an
American university!
~ Golden Rule ~

You Can Win Life
By All Means
If You Simply Avoid
Two Things

"Comparing"
&
"Expectation" (:
If you follow no other truth, follow the truth that within your being is called joy. If you follow that, you''re always going to be right where you need to be, and you will always have life within your being.
You Are Educated

When You Have The Ability

To listen To Almost Anything

Without Losing Your

Temper & Self Confidence