I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3013 views       Inspirational

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Don''t Expect Anything
frm Life Expectations Hurt
When u Don''t Expect
Every Moment,Every thing

is a Surprise& Every Surprise Brings Happiness
Do not be afraid to shine,
This world needs what you have to give.

Open up the areas of your being;
Expose them to yourself - to others.

You are valuable. You are unique.

You have much to give.
Do not be afraid to give it.
You can blow out a candle
but you cant blow out a fire
once the flame begins to catch
the wind will blow it higher
The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same.

Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.
We Only Live Once
But
Once Is Enuf
If V Do It Rite
Live Ur Life Wid Class,
Dignity And Style
So That An
Exclamation,
Rather Than A Question
Mark Signifies It !

The Starting Point Of Achievement Is Desire. . . Keep This Constantly In Mind. . . Weak Desires Produce Weak Results. . . Just As A Small Amount Of Fire Produces A Small Amount Of Heat. . .
If u hv problem in choice
just flip a coin in the air
it works not becoz it solves the problem
but while the coin is in air
u''ll know what ur heart is hoping!!


Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
Knowing Others, Is Intelligence

Knowing Urself Is True Wisdom

Mastering Others, Is Strength

Mastering Urself Is True Power . .
A man..
One of the most beautiful creations.
U can see his innocence in the form of a $On;
his care in the form of a brother;
his warmth in the form of a friend;
his passion in the form of a beloved;
his dedication in form of a husband
and his divinity in the form of a father.

Send this to every man u admire.
Contribute towards bringing a smile on every men''s face... ;->
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not
It Feels Good To
Stand On Ground
And
Watch Up High
At Your Aim
But
It Feels Best
When You Stand
Up High
And
Other Watch U As
Their Aim ...