I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2612 views       Inspirational

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A Good Way To Change Somebody''s Attitude ...

Is To Change Ur Own ...

Because

The Same Sun Hardens The Clay

Also Melts The Butter ... =)
IRONY OF LIFE :
Wen I Got Enough Confidence,De Stage Was Gone
Wen I Learnt 2 Dry My Own Tears,I Found A Shoulder 2 Cry On
Wen I Mastered De Skill Of Hating,Sumbody Started Luving Me
Wen I Injured My Heart,An Angel Came To Protect Me
And Wen After Waiting 4 Dawn,I Fell Asleep,The Sun Came Out....!
KhaLiL JibRan Says : " Dukh iS Baat Ka Nahi K Jo Usnay Kaha Woh Tlakh Tha,
Dukh iS Baat Ka Hai Jo Tlakh Tha Woh Usnay kaha " :-<

Na Kar JAn|x . . . ;->
''L i f e''
Is not an
''i - P o d''
To listen your
Favorite Songs

It''s a
''R a d i o''
You must
''A d j u s t''
Yourself to enjoy,
Whatever comes in it...
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself.


He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it
All The Birds Have
Flown Up & Gone
A Lonely Cloud
Floats Leisurely By
We Never Tire Of
Looking At Each Other
Only The Moon & I

_ DaRk TeMpTaTiOn _
The Future Is Like Heaven.

Everyone Exalts It,


But No One Wants To Go There Now.
The Easiest Way To

Change The World

" Be The Change

You Want To

See In the

World ... "
"Delay"

Is D Enemy Of Efficiency,

"Waiting"

Is The Enemy Of Utilisation.

So Don''t Delay Anything &
Don''t Wait 4 Anything

-Bill Gates
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.''

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."
M o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)
Sometimes GOD pushes us to our LIMITS ...

HE tests us beyond our ENDURANCE,

Because

He has greater FAITH in us than we have in ourselves ... :)