I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2848 views       Inspirational

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Do 3 Things In Life

DRINK

STEAL

&

LIE ...


DRINK 4rm The Fountain Of Knowledge

STEAL Away 4rm Bad Company

&

LIE On The Bed Of Success (:
Pressure is nither good or bad.
You can convert pressure into
negative tension and worry-
or positive expectation and
enthusiasm. It''s a choice you make
yourself.
God is the great Architect of life

& He has a great plan for us.

But we r still the carpenters

and we should construct our life

according to His plan.
A Man Brought A Race Horse & Put Him In A Barn With A Big Sign
“THE FASTEST HORSE IN THE WORLD". . .

He Didn’t Exercise The Horse Nor Train It In Gud Shape.

When He Entered The Horse In A Race & It Came Last. . .

He Quickly Changed The Sign To
“THE FASTEST WORLD FOR THE HORSE”


Moral:
BY INACTION OR NOT DOING WHAT SHUD BE DONE. . . PEOPLE FAIL & THEY BLAME LUCK...
Life Never Leaves U
Empty
It Always Replaces
Evrything U Lost
If It Asks U To Put
Sumthing Down,
It''s B''coz
It Wants U To
Pick Up Sumthing
Better ...
...What An Amazing Fact...

The word
" L I E "

stands right in the

middle of the word

" B E L I E V E"
Never get discouraged in first few attempts....

It is often the last key in the bounch that opens the lock...!!
You cannot change your future...

but, u can change ur habits...

and sure ur habits will change ur future.
Come to the edge,
we can''t we are afraid
Come to the edge,
we can''t we will fall
Come to the edge,
and they came
...and he pushed them
...and they flew
In A Mirror
Is Where
We Find A Reflection
Of Our Appearances ...

But

In Heart
Is Where We Find
A Reflection Of
Our Soul ...


Never Be Afraid To Try

Remember

Amateurs Built The Ark

Professionals Built The Titanic ...
I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.