I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2546 views       Inspirational

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You Can''t Cross The Sea
Merely By Standing The Sea
Don''t Let Urself
Indulge In
Vain Wishes . . .
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
If u cry at a trouble, it grows double and if u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble. so always face ur problems wth a lovely bubbly smile..
Alexanders Beautiful Last Words:

Bury My Body,Dnt Build Any Monumnt.Kep My Hand Outsid
So D Wrld Knws,Who Won D Wrld Had Ntng In Hand Wen Died
If YoU

vAlUe yOuRsElF ...

YoU UnDeRsTaNd

ThAt ...

YoU aRe A gIfT tO

AnYoNe U MeEt ... =)
A Life Widout Challenge
Wud Be Like Going 2 School
Widout Lesson w Learn
Challengez Come
Not 2 Depress Or Get U Down
But
2 Master
& 2 Grow
& 2 Unfold Ur Abilities
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.
Life Is Meant To Be Lived In
Eternal Joy,
Infinite Freedom,
Unconditional Love
n
Unbounded Awareness
Anything Less Is Utterly Missing
The Points Of Being Born
A Human ....
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very
Much

Then

Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very
Much

And

Winning
Is
Not
Very
Exciting
An Optimist Is A Person
Who Sees
A Green Light Everywhere
While
A Pessimist Sees
Only the red stop light.
The Truly Wise Person
Is Color Blind ... :)
A mud pot filled wid Milk will alwayz rank higher than a Gold pot filled wid POISON...
Its not our outer glamour but our inner virtues that make us VALUABLE!
A turtle was trying hard to fly.

Each time it tried to fly the turtle fell back to the ground.

About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.

Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said:Don''t you think its time that we tell him, he was adopted? :(