I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3086 views Inspirational

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FAce Challenges

FAce Challenges Confidently . . . Think
If I Cannot, Who Can . . .

But

After Winning B Humble Enuf To Say
I Can, Who Cannot . .

Do U Know Why

Do U Know Why

d car''s WINDSHIELD is So Large

& d REARVIEW Miror is so Small?

Bcoz Ur PAST is Not As Important

As Ur FUTURE.

So,luk ahead & move on.

Aaj Se 60 Saal Pehle

Aaj Se 60 Saal Pehle.

Eik Qoom Ko Eik Mulk Ki Talash Thi.

Allah K Karam Se.
Aj Jub Hamare Pas Mulk Ha To Hamain Eik Qoom Ki Talash Ha.
Think Abt That

Self Respect

Self Respect

Can Be

A Extension

Of Your

Ego

Or

Priceless Virtue . . .

Don''t walk as if

Don''t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don''t care who rules the world! That''s called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!

The difference between

The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.

Life never leaves u

Life never leaves u empty.

It always replaces everythng u lost!

If it asks u 2 put something down, it''s bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.

Gud Day! empty.

It always replaces everythng u lost!

If it asks u 2 put something down, it''s bcoz it wants u to pick up something better.

Gud Day!

IRONY OF LIFE

IRONY OF LIFE :
Wen I Got Enough Confidence,De Stage Was Gone
Wen I Learnt 2 Dry My Own Tears,I Found A Shoulder 2 Cry On
Wen I Mastered De Skill Of Hating,Sumbody Started Luving Me
Wen I Injured My Heart,An Angel Came To Protect Me
And Wen After Waiting 4 Dawn,I Fell Asleep,The Sun Came Out....!

When you and I meet

""When you and I meet,
And Greet-
Even if, to part;
To meet again,
Further down the Hall!

And that, you see,
Is just that!

Us."

The Duck Looks

The Duck Looks Smooth n Calm On Top Of Water

But

Underneath Ther Is Restless Peddling . . .

Similiarly In Life Nothing Worth while Comes
Without Struggle . . .

FoR gOoD oR iLl

FoR gOoD oR iLl ,
YoUr CoNvErSaTiOn Is
YoUr AdVeRtIsEmEnT ...
EvErY tImE yOu OpEn
YoUr MoUtH
yOu LeT tHe PeOpLe
LoOk InTo YoUr MiNd ...

Remember !!

Remember !!

Work For A Cause
Not For Applause

Live Life To Express
Not To Impress

Don''t Strive To Make
our Presence Noticed

Just Make Your
Absence Felt ...

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