I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2779 views       Inspirational

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I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows,
I believe that someone in the great somewhere, hears every word,
every time I hear a new born baby cry or touch a leaf or see the sky ......
then I know WHY I BELIEVE..
Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect
It Means Dat U Have Decided To Look
Beyond All The Imperfection & It Is The
Most Beautiful Type Of Faith On ALLAH
Diappointments are like road humps,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards.
Don''t stay on the humps too long. Move on !!!!!!
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very Much,

The
Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very Much

And

Winning
Is Not
Very Exciting ...
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
You Cannot Finish The
Book Of Life
Without Closing It''s
Chapters
If You Want To Go On ...

Then

You Have To Leave
The Past As You Turn
The Pages ...
Luv The Ppl Who Luv You

Coz

They Something In U, Develop It

Luv The Ppl Who Hate U

Coz

They Hate Something In U, Change It . .
Success Will Never Lower Its Standard To Accommodate Us
We Have To Raise Our Standard To Achieve It . . .

“For Every Bird GOD Provides Food, But Not In Their Nest”
A Diplomat

Is A Man

Who Remembers

A Woman''s B''day

But Not Her Age

True Na...!!
Hard work spotlights the character of people:
some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their
noses, and some don''t turn up at all.
LiVe uP, dRinK IT doWn,

aVoid ThE bULLshiT aNd neVeR haVe RegReTs

coZ aT oNe PoiNT eVeRYThiNg

Was ThE WaY u WaNTEd IT To bE LiKe
Never despise life''s fiery trials.
They are God''s ways of bringing out the best in you.

Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.