I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2908 views       Inspirational

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Life is sacred.
Celebrate life.
Care for others
And
Share whatever you have with those less fortunate than you
For the whole world belong to you ...
There Is A Garden In Her Face,
Where Roses And White Lilies Blow;
A Heavenly Paradise Is That Place,
Wherein All Pleasant Fruits Do Grow.
There Cherries Grow That None May Buy,
Till Cherry Ripe Themselves Do Cry
A turtle was trying hard to fly.

Each time it tried to fly the turtle fell back to the ground.

About an hour later, watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two birds.

Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said:Don''t you think its time that we tell him, he was adopted? :(
A clay pot having milk

will be ranked higher

than a golden pot having poison.

Its not our outer glamour

but our inner virtues

that make us valuable.
Quality Is Never An Accident. . . It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction And Skillful Execution. . . It Represents The Wise Choice Of Many Alternatives. . .
Without Crossing The Worst Situations,

No One Can Touch The Best Corners Of Life.

So Always Taste Worst Situation

For The Best Results.
Don''t worry if your work is hard and your rewards are few.
Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you
;)
Expect least from life and you would be the happiest person in the world.

Because if you dont get what you wished for, you would not get agreived

and if you get it you would get what you didn''t even expected.
It Feels Good To
Stand On Ground
And
Watch Up High
At Your Aim
But
It Feels Best
When You Stand
Up High
And
Other Watch U As
Their Aim ...
Regretting Over Yesterday And Fear Of Tomorrow Are The Two Thieves Which Steal Our Present..
Live For Today..
Life Will Be Beautiful
A Mistake
Increase Ur
Experience
&
Experience
Decrease Ur
Mistakes ...
You Learn
From Ur
Mistakes
&
Other Will
Learn From Ur
Success ...

Be
"SUCCESSFUL" Always ... :)
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very Much,

The
Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very Much

And

Winning
Is Not
Very Exciting ...