I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2716 views       Inspirational

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Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak;
sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go...!!!
There Are Two Eternities
That Can Really Break You Down

YESTERDAY & TOMMOROW

One Is Gone & The Other Doesn’t Exist

So Live Today . . . :->
Without faith, hope and trust there is not promise for the future
and without a promising future, life has no direction, no meaning
and no justification.
The True Luck

Consist Not In Holding

The Best Of Cards At The Table

Luckiest Is He ,

Who Knows

Just When To Rise the Right Card
A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...
When God Drops Needles
And Pins Along Your Path In Life,
Don''t Avoid Them.
Pick Them Up And Collect Them.
They Were Designed
To Teach You To Be Stronger!
Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles,

but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them
There Are No Mistakes In Life ...
Only Lessons ...

And

Lesson Will Keep On Repeating
Themselves Until Learned ... =)

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'
Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!


So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
Life Laughs at u whn ur unhappy

Life smiles at u whn ur happy...,

but...,


life Salutes u whn u make others happy...!!!