I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2783 views       Inspirational

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The only difference between where you are right now, and where you''ll be next year at this same time, are the people you meet and the books you read.
Ishk qatil Se B,
Mqtool Se Hmdrdi B

Bta Kis Se Muhabat Ki Jaza Mange Ga?

Sajda Khaliq Ko B,
Iblees Se Yarana B,

Hashr Me Kis Se Aqidat Ka Sila Mange Ga....??
At fifteen my heart was set on learning; at thirty
I stood firm; at forty I had no more doubts;

at fifty I knew the mandate of heaven; at sixty my ear was obedient;

at seventy I could follow my heart''s desire without transgressing the norm.
LiVe uP, dRinK IT doWn,

aVoid ThE bULLshiT aNd neVeR haVe RegReTs

coZ aT oNe PoiNT eVeRYThiNg

Was ThE WaY u WaNTEd IT To bE LiKe
Waiting For Opportunity Is Lazines
Missing Opportunity Is Foolishnes
Creating Opportunity Is Inteligence
" You Are A Creator"
Be A Champiom
You don’t develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity.
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak;
sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go...!!!


Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
In every crisis there is a message.
Crises are nature''s way of forcing change--
breaking down old structures,
shaking loose negative habits
so that something new and better
can take their place.
The Mind Is Like
A Clock
That Is Constantly
Running Down ...
It Has To Be Wound
Up Daily With
Good Thoughts ...

Don''t Go Through Life,
Grow Through Life ...
Don''t Show Off
With Artificial Things
Because
The Real Confidence Is
In Your Simplicity
Which Shows Your
Character ...
IF U R Born Poor, Its not ur Mistake..........


BUT IF U DIE Poor , Its UR MISTAKE...