I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2757 views       Inspirational

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''L i f e''
Is not an
''i - P o d''
To listen your
Favorite Songs

It''s a
''R a d i o''
You must
''A d j u s t''
Yourself to enjoy,
Whatever comes in it...
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
Wives Of
King Edward & King Shahjahan
Both died of
"Polycystic Ovary Syndrome"
in the same year
-
Both Kings immensly
loved their Wives
But Both had a different
way of expressing it
-
Shahjahan spent Billions
to make "Taj Mahal" in
memory of the beloved
Wife
-
King Edward built the
"University For Research"
Proclaiming that no one
else should die of the disease
which had snatched his
beloved Wife

"Such differences of thinking
determines the causes of
Rise Or Fall Of Nations ... "
Success Seems To Be Connected With Action

Successful People Keep Moving

They Make Mistake But They Don''t Quit ...
Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snow flake.
If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree and if you fall on the ground then fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.
Wanting To Win
Is Common To All
Working To Win
Is The Real Mark Of
"C H A M P I O N"
You [a disciple],

shall I teach you about knowledge?

What you know, you know,

what you don''t know,

you don''t know. This is true wisdom.
Greatness Isn''t Found In

Possessions ... Power ...
Position Or Prestige ...

It''s Discovered In

Goodness ... Humility ...
Service & Character ...
KhaLiL JibRan Says : " Dukh iS Baat Ka Nahi K Jo Usnay Kaha Woh Tlakh Tha,
Dukh iS Baat Ka Hai Jo Tlakh Tha Woh Usnay kaha " :-<

Na Kar JAn|x . . . ;->
Man''s Rise Or Fall, Success Or Failure,

Happiness Or Unhappiness Depends On His Attitude..

A Man''s Attitude Will Create

The Situation He Imagines
Having someone who understands is a great blessing for ourselves. Being someone who understands is a great blessing to others.