I went to a bookstore

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I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  
Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2420 views       Inspirational

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Shoes we wear are
Shoes we wear are sold in a.c showrooms..
vegitabl;es that we eat are sold on footpaths...

pizza reaches faster than an ambulance,
life is always strange!!
The significance of a man
The significance of a man

is not in

what he attains


but


in what


he longs to attain.

~ Kahil Gibran ~
The secret of joy
The secret of joy in
work is contained in
one word
Excellence ...
to know how to do
something well is to
enjoy it ... :)
Never Lose Hope
Never Lose Hope!

Into each life a rain must fall
There''s joy and pain you can recall
Life''s full of challenge; big and small
But you can overcome them all.

Put everything in perspective
See things clearly, be positive
Life''s wonderful, plenty to give
More goals and dreams you can achieve.
One of the thing
One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am
going to live, but how much I can do while living.”
A Bird Sitting On
A Bird Sitting On A Branch Doesn''t Get

Frightend By D Shaking Branch Coz D Bird

Trusts Not D Branch But Its Own Wings.

Trust Urself Alwz
The Easiest Way To
The Easiest Way To

Change The World

" Be The Change

You Want To

See In the

World ... "
A ChaMpIon Is SoMeOnE

A ChaMpIon Is SoMeOnE

WhO GoEs So FaR

ThEy CaN''T Go AnOtHeR iNcH

&

ThEn ThEy gO tHaT InCh . . .
An Optimist Is A
An Optimist Is A Person
Who Sees
A Green Light Everywhere
While
A Pessimist Sees
Only the red stop light.
The Truly Wise Person
Is Color Blind ... :)
Hitler
Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!


So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
Rememember that
Rememember that "there are 4 things that you cannot recover."
These are:

1- The stone...

...after the throw!

2- The word...

...after it’s said!

3- The occasion...

... after the loss!

4- The time...

... after it''s gone!
Fallen flowers can''t
"Fallen flowers can''t climb back..."

So, Dont think past, love the present..live the future..

world is yours..

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