I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2274 views       Inspirational

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Life Is Like A Game
God Like The Winner
&
Lve The Loosers
But
Hates The Viewer
So B The Player
Don’t Care Of Critics
God Will Always Be With U :)
To study

and

not think

is a waste.


To think

and

not study

is dangerous
Quality Is Never An Accident. . . It Is Always The Result Of High Intention, Sincere Effort, Intelligent Direction And Skillful Execution. . . It Represents The Wise Choice Of Many Alternatives. . .
If YoU

vAlUe yOuRsElF ...

YoU UnDeRsTaNd

ThAt ...

YoU aRe A gIfT tO

AnYoNe U MeEt ... =)
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
Log sirf yeh hee kyun kehtey hein k aankh sey aansoo nikal rahey hein,

Kya dil kabhi nahee roya?

Agar roya hai to log dil ko kyun bhool jatey hein
The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
Never despise life''s fiery trials.
They are God''s ways of bringing out the best in you.

Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.
Avoiding something doesn''t always

mean that you hate it...

it could also mean that you want it,

but you just know that it isn''t right...
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy
''Agar Tum Apny''TAKKABUR''

ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...
Don''t Cry For Anything Because Tears In Our Eyes Will Spoil The Vision & We Can''t See Our Goal Clearly. So Always Smile And Accept The Things For Good Future. . .