I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3117 views       Inspirational

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Like Water, Be Gentle And Strong.

Gentle Enough To Follow The Natural Paths Of The Earth,

Strong Enough To Rise Up And Reshape The World.
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only GOD keeps You Going!
Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.

Then no friends would not be like yourself (all friends would be as loyal as yourself).

If you make a mistake, do not be afraid to correct it.
"The Unfortunate Thing About

This World Is That The

Good Habits

Are Much Easier To Give Up

Than The Bad Ones"
The Winners Of Life''s
Game Aren''t Those
Who Have Never
Tasted Failure
But
Those Who Have
Tasted Failure Again
And Again but
Never Give Up ...
To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Happiness always looks small
when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
you will realize
how big and precious it is!!
KhaLiL JibRan Says : " Dukh iS Baat Ka Nahi K Jo Usnay Kaha Woh Tlakh Tha,
Dukh iS Baat Ka Hai Jo Tlakh Tha Woh Usnay kaha " :-<

Na Kar JAn|x . . . ;->
IRONY OF LIFE :
Wen I Got Enough Confidence,De Stage Was Gone
Wen I Learnt 2 Dry My Own Tears,I Found A Shoulder 2 Cry On
Wen I Mastered De Skill Of Hating,Sumbody Started Luving Me
Wen I Injured My Heart,An Angel Came To Protect Me
And Wen After Waiting 4 Dawn,I Fell Asleep,The Sun Came Out....!
Nthng Else
Destroys d Power 2
Stand Alone As
D Habit Of Leaning On
Othrs
If U Leann, U''ll Nvr B
Strong Or Orignal
Stand Alone Or Bury Ur
Ambition 2 B Sumbdy
In Wrld ...
""When you and I meet,
And Greet-
Even if, to part;
To meet again,
Further down the Hall!

And that, you see,
Is just that!

Us."
Attitude is a Little thing

which makes a big diffrence like..

I am not the best,

but I am not like the rest.