I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2853 views       Inspirational

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...What An Amazing Fact...

The word
" L I E "

stands right in the

middle of the word

" B E L I E V E"
Alexander the Great in his death bed said:
''''My last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin''''
I wish people to know that
''''I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world.''
If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise ...
Hurdles are always there in life,

Some LONG, Some SHORT,

Some HIGH, Some Low,

however NONE are PERSISTENT,

so keep walking and smiling.
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very
Much

Then

Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very
Much

And

Winning
Is
Not
Very
Exciting
"World Is Not A Parking Place,

It Is A Racing Track
Keep On Moving.

No Matter When & Where You Start

But Reach Your Goal & Make New Records.
You cannot change your future...

but, u can change ur habits...

and sure ur habits will change ur future.
Do 3 Things In Life

DRINK

STEAL

&

LIE ...


DRINK 4rm The Fountain Of Knowledge

STEAL Away 4rm Bad Company

&

LIE On The Bed Of Success (:
An Optimist Is A Person
Who Sees
A Green Light Everywhere
While
A Pessimist Sees
Only the red stop light.
The Truly Wise Person
Is Color Blind ... :)
Our Mind
Work Like
A Garden
That
Accepts
Any
&
Everything
We Plant.
Good or Evil
Constructive or Destructive
Our Lives Will Bear
The Fruit Of
The Seeds
We Plant In
Our MInds . . .
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In
Prayer ... :)
Alwayz B Happy

Alwayz Wear A Smile

Not Bcoz Life Is Full Of Reasons To Smile

But

Bcoz Ur Smile Itself Is The Reason For
Many Others To Smile ... (=