I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3284 views Inspirational

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Smooth roads never

Smooth roads never make good drivers..

Smooth sea never make good sailors..

Clear skies never make good pilots..

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person..

Have a tough, but winning day ahead....

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life..

''L i f e'' Is not an

''L i f e''
Is not an
''i - P o d''
To listen your
Favorite Songs

It''s a
''R a d i o''
You must
''A d j u s t''
Yourself to enjoy,
Whatever comes in it...

IF U R Born Poor

IF U R Born Poor, Its not ur Mistake..........

BUT IF U DIE Poor , Its UR MISTAKE...

A Sailor Ws Stuck

A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.

Every Success

Every Success
Makes You Grow
Strong
B''coz
It Teaches You Wh8
To Do
But
Every Failure Makes
You Stronger
B''coz
It Also Teaches You
Wh8 Not To Do...

Before you criticize

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

The Leaves Will

The Leaves Will Wither & Die,
Life Goes On

The Branches Will Break
Life Goes On

Old Wood Is Tossed In To The Fire
Life Goes On

Seeds Sprout & New Growth Emerges
Life Goes On

Join This Caravan Or Stand By The Wayside
Life Goes On

Welcome Life Or Struggle Against It
Life Goes On

Nthng Else Destroys

Nthng Else
Destroys d Power 2
Stand Alone As
D Habit Of Leaning On
Othrs
If U Leann, U''ll Nvr B
Strong Or Orignal
Stand Alone Or Bury Ur
Ambition 2 B Sumbdy
In Wrld ...

We Must Move

We Must Move
From
Asking GOD To Take Care
Of The Things That Are
Breaking Our Hearts,
To
Praying About
The Things That Are
Breaking HIS Heart

You will never

You will never possess
what you are unwilling to pursue.

(Mike Murdock)

Crow sitting on a tre

Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing.Rabit thought to do the same and sat on ground.
A wolf came and ate it.

MORAL: to sit and do nothing, u need to be be on Top.

Hard work spotlights

Hard work spotlights the character of people:
some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their
noses, and some don''t turn up at all.

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