I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3273 views Inspirational

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LiVe uP dRinK IT

LiVe uP, dRinK IT doWn,

aVoid ThE bULLshiT aNd neVeR haVe RegReTs

coZ aT oNe PoiNT eVeRYThiNg

Was ThE WaY u WaNTEd IT To bE LiKe

When I Fail

When I Fail ...

I Laugh And Say
" It''s My Passion ..."

And

When I Succeed ...

I Call It My
"Business Strategy ... "

Agar Tum Apny

''Agar Tum Apny''TAKKABUR''

ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...

Life Teaches U To

Life Teaches U To Smile
&
Also Teaches U To Cry
It May Be Ironical
But
Its True That
U Can''t Know Value Of Smile Until U Cry

The World Suffer

The World Suffers A Lot,
Not Because Of "VIOLENCE" Of Bad People
But Because Of
"SILENCE" Of Good People.
So,
Break The Silence.

Celebrate Your Success

Celebrate Your
Success
And
Stand Strong
When
Adversity Hits...
For When
The Storm Clouds Come In
The Eagle Soar
While Other Birds
Take Cover ...

Don''t Be Afraid Of

Don''t Be Afraid Of
Pressure ...
Remember That
Pressure Is What
Turns A Lump Of Coal
In To A DIAMOND ...

Dont Try To Run

Dont Try To Run Ahead Of God

Let Him Direct Your Steps

He Has Plans And He Has His Time

God''s Clock Is Never Late Nor Early

It Always Strikes On Time

Do 3 Things In Life

Do 3 Things In Life

DRINK

STEAL

&

LIE ...

DRINK 4rm The Fountain Of Knowledge

STEAL Away 4rm Bad Company

&

LIE On The Bed Of Success (:

A Dog Will Not Hurt

A Dog Will Not Hurt You

If You Beat It With A Bone

Use The Right Weapon

To Handle People

That''s The Secret Of Winning ...

A Sincere Devotee

A Sincere Devotee Asked God:

I Want Peace.

God Replied: Remove I That''s Ego,

Remove WANT That''s Desire,

Then PEACE Is Automatically Attained.

Guard Well U

Guard Well Ur Spare
Moments, They r Lyk
Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Nevr b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life

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I went to a bookstore

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