I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2561 views Inspirational

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Wanting To Win

Wanting To Win
Is Common To All
Working To Win
Is The Real Mark Of
"C H A M P I O N"

Begin doing what

Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snow flake.

Failures are often

Failures are often the results of timidity and fears; disappointments are the results of bashfulness; hours of leisure pass away like summer-clouds, therefore, do not waste opportunity of doing good

Beautiful Message by

Beautiful Message by Mother Teresa:

"If you cannot love a person
whom you see,

then how can you love
GOD whom you have never seen"

Play the game of

Play the game of life with the attitude of "PLAYING TO WIN"
and not with the attitude of "PLAYING NOT TO LOSE".

(think about it, it makes a lot of difference)

The True Test Of Character

"The True Test Of Character Of A Person

Is Not How Much We Know How To Do,

But How We Behave

When We Don''t Know What To Do..!!"

If An Egg Is Broken

If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside

The Most Important

The Most Important

Single Ingredient

In The

Formula Of Success

Is Knowing

How To

Get Along With People ... =)

A Sailor Ws Stuck

A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.

Rememember that

Rememember that "there are 4 things that you cannot recover."
These are:

1- The stone...

...after the throw!

2- The word...

...after it’s said!

3- The occasion...

... after the loss!

4- The time...

... after it''s gone!

Two Things Indicate

Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS..
One To Be Silent When It Is Proper Time To Speak..
Second To Speak When It Is Proper Time To Be Silent.

Kill the stress before

Kill the stress before it kills you.

Reach the goal before it kicks you.

Help everyone before someone helps you.

Live life before life leaves you.

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I went to a bookstore

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