I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2821 views       Inspirational

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Life is Like An Hourglass ...
Eventually,
Everything Hits
The Bottom
And
All You Have To
Do Is Wait It Out
Until
Someone Comes Along
&
Turns It Round ...

Life Is Not A Matter Of Milestone,
But Of Moments ...
Todayz Thought . . .

"M e e t i n g
&
D e p a r t i n g
Is The Way Of Life . . .

But

D e p a r t i n g
&
M e e t i n g
Is The Hope Of Life . . .
To make our way,
We must have firm
Resolve, Persistence, Tenacity.
We must gear ourselves to
Work hard all the way.
We can never let up ...
It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task
which, more than anything else, will affect its
successful outcome.
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.''

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."
Don''t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don''t care who rules the world! That''s called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!
There Are Only Two
Things You "Have To"
Do In Life ...

You "Have To" Die ...

And

You "Have To" Live
Until You Die ...

You Make Up
All The Rest ...
Success & Excuses

Don''t Walk Together ..

If You Want Excuse ..
Forget About Success

If You You Want Success ..
Don''t Give Excuses
Life is a "Roller Coaster"
You can either scream everytime you hit a bump
Or
You can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it ... (:
When A Person Doesn''t Have Gratitude. . . Something Is Missing In His Or Her Humanity. . . A Person Can Almost Be Defined By His Or Her Attitude Toward Gratitude. . .
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don''t blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought. Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose.