I went to a bookstore

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I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  
Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2864 views       Inspirational

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Dere''s litle difrnce
Dere''s litle difrnce in
ppl, but tht litle
difrnce makes a big
difrnce
the lile difrnce is
"ATTITUDE"
The big difrnce is
wethr it is "Positive"
Or "Negative"
Loneliness and the
Loneliness and the feeling
of being unwanted is the
most terrible poverty.
When Life Turns Upside
When Life Turns Upside Down I Don''t Wonder
Why It Turned Instead I Work To Live On The Other Side . . .
That''s Attitude. . .
May Your Neighbors
May Your Neighbors Respect You,
Trouble Neglect You,
The Angels Protect You,
And Heaven Accept You.
Remember
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
E is the most unfortunate
"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet.

It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt",

never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time.

But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace."

It''s the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven."

Go E!
You Cannot Change
You Cannot Change Your Future . . .


But

U Can Change Ur Habbits . . .

And

Sure Ur Habbits Will Change Ur Future . . .
wAkE UP FrOm
wAkE UP FrOm Ur DrAmS
B''cOz It''S tYm To RiSe AbOVe A||
B''cOz It''S TyM To PrOvE tHeM A||
B''cOz U''rE NoT AmONgsT ThEm A||. . .
If U Learn To Translate
If U Learn To Translate
Every Event Of Ur Life Into A Postive One.
U''ll Stop Being A Prisoner Of Ur Past
And Become The Architect Of Future
When Thomas Edison
When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb,
He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before
He Got It To Work.

A Young Reporter Asked Him How
It Felt To Fail So Many Times. .
He Said,
" I Never Failed Once .
I Invented The Light Bulb.
It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process
The significance of a man
The significance of a man

is not in

what he attains


but


in what


he longs to attain.

~ Kahil Gibran ~
Respect the pas
Respect the past in the full measure of its desserts, but do not make the mistake of confusing it with the present nor seek in it the ideals of the future.

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