I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2587 views       Inspirational

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Life Is A
Paradox

Whatever U Want,
U Don''t Get

Whatever U Get,
U Don''t Enjoy

Whatever U Enjoy,
Is Not Permanent

Whatever Is Permanent,
Is Boring ...! :)
Pple R like stained-glass windows
dey sparkle n shine wen the sun is out
but wen da darkness sets in
their true beauty is revealed only if der is a light frm within
Big Fights Usually Break RELATIONS

But

MINOR Misunderstandings
Spoil RELATIONS

And

The Fact Is

SPOILED Relations Are More Painful Then BROKEN ONES ...
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
Don''t Waste Your Time On Jealousy. . .
Some Times U''re A Head . . . Some Times U''re Behind . . .
The Race Is Long And In The End It''s Only Wid Yourself . . .
Never Argue Wid A Fool B.

Cuz First Of All He Will Bring U Down To His Level

&

Then Will Beat U Wid His Experiences
Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through fingers,

no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.

Only hands in the praying posture can save it.
Never despise life''s fiery trials.
They are God''s ways of bringing out the best in you.

Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.
Dont Be Happy For A Reason,

Because That Happiness Ends With The Reason.

Be Happy Without Any Reason

And U Will B Happy For Ever.

Be Happy N Stay Happy :-)
Real person are not those,

who are always around you,

when everything is almost perfect.

....

They are the ones

who dig deep into the ground

when you''re down just to put you up and say,

"Everything''s gonna be alright."
The Tragedy Of Life

Is Not That It Ends So Soon

But

That We Wait So Long To Begin It ...
View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !