I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3009 views       Inspirational

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... Think Positive ...
Your Life Is Your Garden ...
Your Thoughts Are The Seeds...
If Your Life Isn''t Awesome ...
You Have Been Watering The Weeds ...
"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet.

It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt",

never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time.

But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace."

It''s the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven."

Go E!
In life whn u face choices,
just toss a coin,
not coz it settles d question
But,
While d coin is in air u''ll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=
Life Teaches U To Smile
&
Also Teaches U To Cry
It May Be Ironical
But
Its True That
U Can''t Know Value Of Smile Until U Cry
Life Is A
Paradox

Whatever U Want,
U Don''t Get

Whatever U Get,
U Don''t Enjoy

Whatever U Enjoy,
Is Not Permanent

Whatever Is Permanent,
Is Boring ...! :)
One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is not how long I am
going to live, but how much I can do while living.”

"Persistence"

Is The

Twin Sister Of

"Excellence"

One Is A Matter Of

Quality

The Other

A Matter Of Time ...
Life is sacred.
Celebrate life.
Care for others
And
Share whatever you have with those less fortunate than you
For the whole world belong to you ...
A mud pot filled wid Milk will alwayz rank higher than a Gold pot filled wid POISON...
Its not our outer glamour but our inner virtues that make us VALUABLE!
A boy was drowning in a river and he shouted for help. A man passing by jumped in the river and saved the boy’s life. As the man was leaving the boy said, “Thank you.”
The man asked, “For what?” The boy replied, “For saving my life.”
The man looked into the boy’s eyes and said, “Son, make sure when you grow up that your life was worth saving.”
Worry Litle Bit Evryday
n
In a Lyftym U''ll Lose a
Couple Of Years
If Sumthng Is Wrong,
Fix It If U Can
But
Train Urself Not 2 Worry
worry Never Fixes
Anything ...
Do Not Go Where


The Path May Lead,


Go Instead Where


There Is No


Path And Leave A Trail..