I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3141 views       Inspirational

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Don''t Be Afraid Of
Pressure ...
Remember That
Pressure Is What
Turns A Lump Of Coal
In To A DIAMOND ...
Luck is like sand in hands.
It will sneak out through fingers,

no mater gripped firmly or held loosely.

Only hands in the praying posture can save it.
Success Seems To Be Connected With Action

Successful People Keep Moving

They Make Mistake But They Don''t Quit ...
''Agar Tum Apny''TAKKABUR''

ko Torna Chahtay Ho
To
KiSi Ghareeb Aur MufliS ko Salaam karo,
Aur
Puri Tawajoh k Sath, US Se
MuSafah KARO...
A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.
Never Lose Hope!

Into each life a rain must fall
There''s joy and pain you can recall
Life''s full of challenge; big and small
But you can overcome them all.

Put everything in perspective
See things clearly, be positive
Life''s wonderful, plenty to give
More goals and dreams you can achieve.
The Mediocre Teacher Tells.

The Good Teacher Explains.

The Superior Teacher Strates.

The Great Teacher Inspires.
When Your Way Comes Darkest . . . When Your Eyes With Tears Are Dim . . . Go To GOD, Tell all Your Troubles To Him. . . The Soul Would Have No Rainbow If The Eyes Had No Tears. .
Confidence On Self-

"I

Am

I N D E E D

A

K I N G

Because
I

Know

How
To

Rule

M Y S E L F"
Chalenges In Life Come In 3 Broad Categories:
Easy

Difficult

&

Impossible

Those Wh o Take On Only The Easy Have A Safe & Boring Life

Those Who Take On The Difficult Have A Tough But Satisfying Life

&

Those Who Take On The Impoosible Are Remembered
A man..
One of the most beautiful creations.
U can see his innocence in the form of a $On;
his care in the form of a brother;
his warmth in the form of a friend;
his passion in the form of a beloved;
his dedication in form of a husband
and his divinity in the form of a father.

Send this to every man u admire.
Contribute towards bringing a smile on every men''s face... ;->
The little plans I tried to carry
Have failed
O'' Dear God.
But, I will not sorrow
I will pause a little while
And try again tomorrow.

Anushree Karnani