I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3065 views       Inspirational

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Loss leaves us empty
But
Learn not 2 close ur
Heart & Mind in grief
Allow life to replenish U.
Whn sorrow comes it seems
Impossible
But
New joys wait 2 fill d void... :)
If Someone Hurts You
Ignore It

If You Can''t Ignore It
Forget It

If You Can''t Forget It
Laugh At It

If You Can''t Laugh
You Deserve It ...
The secret of health for both mind and body
is not to mourn for the past,
not to worry about the future,
nor to anticipate troubles,
but to live in the present
moment wisely and earnestly.

(Buddha)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller


Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.
Perfection Is Achieved..

Not When

There Is Nothing More
To Add

But

When There Is Nothing
Left To Take Away ...
Sum Ppl Think That

BLACK Color

As Sentimentaly Bad,

But They 4get

2 Know About


"Every Black Board

Makes Bright Students"
One Of The Greatest Discoveries A Man Makes,

One Of His Great Surprises,

Is To Find He Can Do What

He Was Afraid He Couldn''t Do.
It is not true that people stop pursuing
dreams because they grow old, they grow old
because they stop pursuing dreams.
Agr Mei Chahta Tu Dunya K
Sary Yahodiyon Ko Khatam Kr
Sakta Tha Magr Mei Ne Un Mei Se
Kuch Ko Chor Dia Ta K Ap Jan Saken
K Me Unhe Q Mar Raha Tha.

Adolf Hitler
A
pOsItIvE
aTtItUdE
iS
cOnTaGiOuS

bUt

dOn''T
wAiT
tO
cAtCh
It
FrOm
oThErS

bE a
C A R R I E R ... (:
A boy was drowning in a river and he shouted for help. A man passing by jumped in the river and saved the boy’s life. As the man was leaving the boy said, “Thank you.”
The man asked, “For what?” The boy replied, “For saving my life.”
The man looked into the boy’s eyes and said, “Son, make sure when you grow up that your life was worth saving.”