I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2607 views       Inspirational

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Running thru Da Monsoon
Beyond Da World
Where Da Rain Wont Hurt
Fightin Da Storm
Into Da blue
n'' When I Lose Myself I Think Of You
Together we''ll be runnin Sumwhere New Thru Da Monsoon

Success consists in being successful, not in having potential for success. Any wide piece of ground is the potential site of a palace, but there''s no palace till it''s built.
"A good servant is essential in every household

but i have never known how to keep anyone

as a servant."

...M.K.Gandhi.
"Delay"

Is D Enemy Of Efficiency,

"Waiting"

Is The Enemy Of Utilisation.

So Don''t Delay Anything &
Don''t Wait 4 Anything

-Bill Gates
If ystrday didn''t end up d way u planned,

Just remember:

God created 2day for u 2 start a new one,

D best is yet to come! Have a successful Day.
There Are No Mistakes In Life ...
Only Lessons ...

And

Lesson Will Keep On Repeating
Themselves Until Learned ... =)
Don''t expect anything from anyone, expectations hurt.
When you don''t expect, every moment is a surprise and every surprise brings happiness...
However High D Sky May B,
However Wide D River May B,
However Strong D Wind May B,
However Dark D Clouds May B
Just Remember
Its Non Of Ur Business
Everybody Tells,
Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success
Bt It Is Not True.
"The Correction Of Mistake"
Is The First Step Of Success
The Great Success Mantra ,

"I m Not In Competition With Anybody

But Myself.

My Goal is To Beat

My Last PerformAnce"

-BILL GATES.!
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.''

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."


'My prayer for You:

May Allah break the front teeth of those people who plot evil against you
secretly,


so that you know your enemies by their
smiles...!!! :D ;)'