I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3217 views       Inspirational

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Hunger wakes u 2 work.

Failure makes u 2 achieve.
Poverty pushes u 2 earn.
Problems keep u alert.
Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!


Never Be Afraid To Try

Remember

Amateurs Built The Ark

Professionals Built The Titanic ...
Go Confidently In The Direction Of Your Dreams. . . Live The Life You''ve Imagined. . . As You Simplify Your Life, The Laws Of The Universe Will Be Simpler. . . .
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak;
sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go...!!!
dillo ki emarato main kai bandagi nahi pather ki masjido main khoda dhondhtay hain log
Words & Heart Are The 2 Things

To Be Handled With Care.


Because Words Once

Spoken And Heart Once

Broken Are D

Hardest Things To Retain Again
Life Teaches U To Smile
&
Also Teaches U To Cry
It May Be Ironical
But
Its True That
U Can''t Know Value Of Smile Until U Cry
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only GOD keeps You Going!
Living In The Favourable & Unfavourable Situation
Is Called Part Of Living

But

Smiling In All These Situations
Is Called Art Of Living . . . :)
Do U Want 2 See This World After Ur Death.
.
.
.
.
.
"Donate Ur Eyes"

If This Msg Gav U A Small Feeling

In Ur Heart Then Do Forwrd It.
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It's not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROW is important.