I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2922 views Inspirational

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Agr Mei Chahta Tu

Agr Mei Chahta Tu Dunya K
Sary Yahodiyon Ko Khatam Kr
Sakta Tha Magr Mei Ne Un Mei Se
Kuch Ko Chor Dia Ta K Ap Jan Saken
K Me Unhe Q Mar Raha Tha.

Adolf Hitler

Wen Kids Learn 2walk

Wen Kids Learn 2walk,They Keep Falling;

But 2 them Its Not Failing, It''s Learning.

So There''s Nothing Called Failure.

Everything Is A Learnig

~ Golden Rule ~

~ Golden Rule ~

You Can Win Life
By All Means
If You Simply Avoid
Two Things

"Comparing"
&
"Expectation" (:

E is the most unfortunate

"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet.

It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt",

never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time.

But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace."

It''s the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven."

Go E!

FoR gOoD oR iLl

FoR gOoD oR iLl ,
YoUr CoNvErSaTiOn Is
YoUr AdVeRtIsEmEnT ...
EvErY tImE yOu OpEn
YoUr MoUtH
yOu LeT tHe PeOpLe
LoOk InTo YoUr MiNd ...

A clay pot having

A clay pot having milk

will be ranked higher

than a golden pot having poison.

Its not our outer glamour

but our inner virtues

that make us valuable.

If you realized how

If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought. Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose.

The Most Intelligent

The Most Intelligent Person

Is One Who Humbly

Accepts The Ideas

Of Others,

And Not Their Own.

Dont Try To Run

Dont Try To Run Ahead Of God

Let Him Direct Your Steps

He Has Plans And He Has His Time

God''s Clock Is Never Late Nor Early

It Always Strikes On Time

Happiness Is An

Happiness Is An Attitude ...

We Either Make Ourselves

Miserable

Or

Happy And Strong ...

The Amount Of Work
Is The Same ...

There Is No Bette

There Is No Better Time Than Now.
The Time To Live Is Now.
The Time To Dream Is Now.
The Time To Imagine And Forget The Past Is Now.
The Time To Shine Is Now.
The Time To Bleed, Sweat,
And Determine Yourself For
The Things You Want Most Is Now.

Sometimes we must

Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow,
we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes our vision clears only after our
eyes are washed away with tears.

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