I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2869 views       Inspirational

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Celebrate Your
Success
And
Stand Strong
When
Adversity Hits...
For When
The Storm Clouds Come In
The Eagle Soar
While Other Birds
Take Cover ...
The only difference between where you are right now, and where you''ll be next year at this same time, are the people you meet and the books you read.
LUCKY means who Get the Opportunity
BRILLIANT means who Create the Opportunity
WINNER means who Use the Opportunity
So Win Every Day My Friend
The Shortest Distance Between A Problem And It''s Solution
Is The Distance Between Ur Khees & Floor
The 1 Who Kneels 2 ALLAH(SWT)Cn Stand Up 2 Anything
In life, don’t expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
If you can''t have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...
Waves Are Inspiring...
.
.
.
Not Because They Rise And Fall
.
But
.
Because Each Time They Fall,

They Always Try To Rise Again...!!
Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back
But sometimes future can give
U back ur lost things! good night.
Strong People Make

Mistakes Like Weak People Do,


The Difference Is

Strong People Admit Them,

Laugh At Them

And

Learn From

Them.That Is How
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Most optimistic line i have ever come across.

"I know i''m the boy of her dreams,

Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"