I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3082 views       Inspirational

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"Never Conclude A
Person By His
Present Status
Because Time Has
The Great Power To
Change A Useless
Coal Into A Valuable
Diamond..."
If You Have Built Castles In The Air,

Your Work Need Not Be Lost;

That Is Where They Should Be.

Now Put Foundations Under Them.
If You Fail, Don''t Fill Ur Eyes With Tears.
It May Hide The Other

Beautiful Opportunities Standing In Front Of You
"The real truth is this: The whole world is joy. Heaven is a festival all year long. Of all lies, the greatest falsehood is melancholy."
Our Incomes Are Like Our Shoes

If Too Small, They Gall And Pinch Us

But

If Too Large, They Cause Us To Stumble And To Trip
JOY & SORROW

R D Light & Shade Of Life

WithOut Light & Shade

No Picture Is Clear
Meditate.
Live purely. Be quiet.
Do your work with mastery.
Like the moon, come out
from behind the clouds!
Shine

There is no market of buyers
For your sorrows
So, never advertise your feelings
It is useless
Be happy always
Ups & Downs,
unexpected results & problems are a part of life. Never lose hope in any condition because the darkness of night always finishes with light of day. Remember
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air But not for 1second without hope!
When We Multiply
Tiny Pieces Of
Time With Small
Increments Of
Daily Efforts
We''ll Find
We Can Accomplish
Magnificent Things

We Can Change The World ... (:
Once i asked my luck how my future is in ur view?
Luck replied! i''m surprised that u hv a sweet mother
& u r asking me abt luck,
go & listen ur mother''s prayer
u will judge ur self
where u will stand in future . . . (:->
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”