I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2845 views       Inspirational

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Shoes we wear are sold in a.c showrooms..
vegitabl;es that we eat are sold on footpaths...

pizza reaches faster than an ambulance,
life is always strange!!
The way I see it is you have two choices in life; you can be grateful for everything life has given you or you can be resentful for everything life has done to you. Your degree of happiness is directly proportional to the conviction of your choice
Ups & Downs,
unexpected results & problems are a part of life. Never lose hope in any condition because the darkness of night always finishes with light of day. Remember
A man can live about 40 days without food
About 3 days without water
About 8 minutes without air But not for 1second without hope!
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,

and you do not know what it will bring back,

a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
""When you and I meet,
And Greet-
Even if, to part;
To meet again,
Further down the Hall!

And that, you see,
Is just that!

Us."
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very Much,

The
Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very Much

And

Winning
Is Not
Very Exciting ...
Begin doing what you want to do now.
We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snow flake.
Guard Well Ur Spare
Moments, They r Lyk
Uncut Diamonds.
Discard Them & Their
Value Will Nevr b Known
Improve Them & They
Will Become d Brightest
Gems In A Useful Life

A ChaMpIon Is SoMeOnE

WhO GoEs So FaR

ThEy CaN''T Go AnOtHeR iNcH

&

ThEn ThEy gO tHaT InCh . . .
In life whn u face choices,
just toss a coin,
not coz it settles d question
But,
While d coin is in air u''ll knw wh8 ur heart really desires for.. (=
Most Superior example of love in My life .

"When apples are 4 & we are 5
Then my mother
Says, "i dont like apples."

(Bu Ali Seena)
Dont Pray For An Easy Life ,


Pray For The Strength To Endure A Difficult One.