I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3006 views Inspirational

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Feel The Difference

Feel The Difference

A Job Is Something U Do For Money
A Career Is Something U Do Based On An Inner Desire & Motivation

"Chase Ur Passion, Not Ur Pension"

If love fails

If love fails,

set yourself free,

let your heart spread its wings and fly again.

Remember you may find love and lose it,

but when love dies,

you never have to die with it.

Tym Is Lyk a River

Tym Is Lyk a River
You Cant Touch The Same Water Twice
B’coz
The Flow That Has Passed Never Pass Again

A 10 Years Old

A 10 Years Old Boy Went
To An Ice-cream Shop
& Asked How Much A
Cone Costs ???
Waiter Said Rs: 15 Rs
The Boy Started
Counting How Much He
Had In His Wallet ...
Then He Asked
How Much A Small Cup
Cost?
Waiter Said: 12 Rs
The Boy Asked For A
Small Cup , He Had It
And Paid The Bill & Left
When The Waiter Came
To Pick The Empty Cup ,
He Was Touched. The Boy
Had Left 3 Rs Coins As
Tip For Him ...

... Moral ...
Try Giving
Something To Everyone
Out Of Whatever Little
You Have ...

When I Knew

When I Knew
I''l Win, I Lost

When I Was Sure Of
Losing, I Won

When I Needed People
The Most, They Left Me

When I Learnt To Dry
My Tears, I Found A
Shoulder To Cry On

When I Craved For Love,
No Body Came To Me

When I Mastered The
Art Of Hating,
Somebody Started Loving Me ...

That''s Life ...

A Sailor Ws Stuck

A Sailor Ws Stuck In An Island

Whr He Ws D Only Survivor.

He Made A Hut4his Sheltr.Day N Nite,

He Ws Prayin N Waitin4sum1 To Rescue Him

Bt No1came.He Stored Food In D Hut 4 his Survival,

Bt1day,D Hut Burned2ashes N Nothing

Ws Left Of It.He Ws So Angry,

He Said,"God,

Y Hav U Done Dis2me?!

"D Next Morning,Rescuers Came.

He Askd "Hw Did U Know Dat I Ws Hre?"

They Replied,"V Saw A Smoke Signal!"

Trust God Whn Misfortune Happens,

His Plans R Always Greater Than Ours.

You Don''t Become

You Don''t Become A

Better Person

Because U Are Suffering;

But

You Become A

Better Person

Because U Have Experienced Suffering".

Let Ur Heart Be Ur

Let Ur Heart Be Ur Compass

Ur Mind Ur Map

Ur Soul Ur Guide

And

U Will Never Get Lost

Holding On To

Holding On To Anger
Is Lyk
Grasping A Hot Coal
Wid The Intent Of Throwing
@ Someone Else
But
You Are One , Getting Burned

Fallen flowers can''t

"Fallen flowers can''t climb back..."

So, Dont think past, love the present..live the future..

world is yours..

Painful Thingz

Painful Thingz:
-Flashing ur smile to s0me0ne u d0n''t want to see!
-Kn0wing dat u have been used by s0me0ne U truly Luv!
-Trying to hide ur tears,
when they voluntarily fall from ur eyes!
-Learning to trust, after u''ve been betrayd!
-Convincing urself that u are not in luv, when u know that u are! ;->

We Must Move

We Must Move
From
Asking GOD To Take Care
Of The Things That Are
Breaking Our Hearts,
To
Praying About
The Things That Are
Breaking HIS Heart

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I went to a bookstore

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