I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2455 views       Inspirational

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Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS..
One To Be Silent When It Is Proper Time To Speak..
Second To Speak When It Is Proper Time To Be Silent.
In The Ocean Of Life ...

God Is Our Buoyant Force.

No Matter How Strong The Wind And How Gigantic The Waves Are,

We Will Not Sink Because We Are Anchored To Him
M o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)
Ppl See U As An Object,

Not As A Prson,

And

They Project A Set Of Expectations Onto You...
life is a game of cards , u did not invent it nor did u form the rules,u hav no control overthe cards dealt to u but u r there to play
a good player even with a badband of cards will play well and emerge a winner a bad player even with best of cards will play badly and lose.
how r u playing it?
Kill the stress before it kills you.

Reach the goal before it kicks you.

Help everyone before someone helps you.

Live life before life leaves you.
Don''t worry if your work is hard and your rewards are few.
Remember the mighty oak was once a nut like you
;)
Our Incomes Are Like Our Shoes

If Too Small, They Gall And Pinch Us

But

If Too Large, They Cause Us To Stumble And To Trip
There''s Nothing More

Beautiful Than A Rainbow

But It Take Both Rain

And Sunshine To Make One

If Life Is To Be Rounded

And Many Colored Like Rainbow

Both Joy And Sorrow

Must Come To It
The runner up says, its possible but its difficult, The winner says, its difficult but its possible. Attitude matters
''HAVE A WINNING ATTITUDE''
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
"The aim of life is self-development. To realize one''s nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for."