I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Jun, 15 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2965 views Inspirational

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All Great Things

All Great Things Are Simple,

And Many Can Be Expressed In Single Words:
Freedom,
Justice,
Honor,
Duty,
Mercy,
Hope.

Every Moment Every Situation

Every Moment

Every Situation

Every Issue

And

Every Concern

Have Positive Side . . .

Find It

&

Bring It To Life . . .

A Dog Will Not Hurt

A Dog Will Not Hurt You

If You Beat It With A Bone

Use The Right Weapon

To Handle People

That''s The Secret Of Winning ...

Dere cud be 500

Dere cud be 500 apples at a time on an apple tree & each apple has 10 seeds. "Why wud u need so many seeds 2 grow just a few more apple trees?" Well, bcoz
not all seeds bcum trees. Most seeds never grow. So if u want 2 make sumthing happen, u shud try more than once.

Reality

Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It's not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROW is important.

Do Not Go Where

Do Not Go Where

The Path May Lead,

Go Instead Where

There Is No

Path And Leave A Trail..

Peace Cannot Be

Peace

Cannot Be Kept

By Force

It Can Only Be

Achieved By

Understanding ...

A Man Brought A

A Man Brought A Race Horse & Put Him In A Barn With A Big Sign
“THE FASTEST HORSE IN THE WORLD". . .

He Didn’t Exercise The Horse Nor Train It In Gud Shape.

When He Entered The Horse In A Race & It Came Last. . .

He Quickly Changed The Sign To
“THE FASTEST WORLD FOR THE HORSE”

Moral:
BY INACTION OR NOT DOING WHAT SHUD BE DONE. . . PEOPLE FAIL & THEY BLAME LUCK...

Even though the sky

Even though the sky seems dark, believe in the future.
The storm will pass over. The clouds will roll by.
Believe in the best though it seems hidden.
Know that it will come though it''s not in sight.

Your faith will take you through the darkness.
Your belief shall prove that the sun will shine .

khudi pe naaz hai

khudi pe naaz ha itna kbhi mur k nahin dekha jisy keh dun tu mera ha usy hona bhi parta ha

A clay pot containing

A clay pot containing milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot containing poison.
Not our outer glamour But our inner virtues make us valuable.

Too Many Of Us

Too Many Of Us

Are Not Living

On Our Dreams ...

Because

We Are Living

On Our Fears …

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