I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3277 views       Inspirational

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Never Lose Hope!

Into each life a rain must fall
There''s joy and pain you can recall
Life''s full of challenge; big and small
But you can overcome them all.

Put everything in perspective
See things clearly, be positive
Life''s wonderful, plenty to give
More goals and dreams you can achieve.
" Golden Words"

Kisi Mukamal Shakhs Ki Talash Mein Mohabbat Na Karo

Balke

Kisi Adhuray Ko Mukamal Karne Ke Liye Mohabat Karo
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
When A Person Doesn''t Have Gratitude. . . Something Is Missing In His Or Her Humanity. . . A Person Can Almost Be Defined By His Or Her Attitude Toward Gratitude. . .
Greatness Isn''t Found In

Possessions ... Power ...
Position Or Prestige ...

It''s Discovered In

Goodness ... Humility ...
Service & Character ...
If
You
Don''t
Invest
Very
Much

Then

Defeat
Doesn''t
Hurt
Very
Much

And

Winning
Is
Not
Very
Exciting
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only GOD keeps You Going!
We Should Be Taught Not To Wait
For Inspiration To Start A Thing . . .
Action Always Generates Inspration
Inspiration Seldom Generates Action . . .
Efforts May Fail,

But Don''t Fail To Make Efforts,

Great Things Always Come Late,

Believe In Yourself.

There Is No Shortcut To Success
I do not wish to treat friendships daintily, but with the roughest courage. When they are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.
A Mistake
Increase Ur
Experience
&
Experience
Decrease Ur
Mistakes ...
You Learn
From Ur
Mistakes
&
Other Will
Learn From Ur
Success ...

Be
"SUCCESSFUL" Always ... :)
When Flood Comes

"Fish Eat Ants"

When Flood Goes Down

"Ants Eats Fish"

Time Matters ...

"GOD Gives Opportunity
To Everyone ..."