I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2557 views       Inspirational

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An Optimist Is A Person
Who Sees
A Green Light Everywhere
While
A Pessimist Sees
Only the red stop light.
The Truly Wise Person
Is Color Blind ... :)
Optimistic people bring a sense of hope into world.

Encouraging people bring a new meaning to life.

They help you see past the clouds on a glooming day.

They bring sunlight everyday :)
Hate, But Love More... Argue, But Agree More
Talk, But Listen More.. Punish, But Forgive More..
Then People Will Love U More
The runner up says, its possible but its difficult, The winner says, its difficult but its possible. Attitude matters
''HAVE A WINNING ATTITUDE''
Once i asked my luck how my future is in ur view?
Luck replied! i''m surprised that u hv a sweet mother
& u r asking me abt luck,
go & listen ur mother''s prayer
u will judge ur self
where u will stand in future . . . (:->
Take The First Step
In FAITH

You Don''t Have To
See The Whole Staircase

Just Take The First Step ...
There is much in life that we don''t understand or want to accept,
therein lies our Humanity!
Everything Allah plans has a reason,
therein lies HIS Divinity!
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can b
Abhi Ye Na Pooch K Manzil Kahan Hai

Abhi Tou Bas Safar Ka Irada Kia Hai

Na Hoarunga Main Hosla Zindagi Bhar

Ye Kisi Se Nahi Khud Se Wada Kia Hai
When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb,
He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before
He Got It To Work.

A Young Reporter Asked Him How
It Felt To Fail So Many Times. .
He Said,
" I Never Failed Once .
I Invented The Light Bulb.
It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process
Never Hold Yourself Solely Responsible For Any Misfortune In Life Because
No Single Raindrop Is Ever Alone Responsible For Any Flood
Don''t Waste Your Time On Jealousy. . .
Some Times U''re A Head . . . Some Times U''re Behind . . .
The Race Is Long And In The End It''s Only Wid Yourself . . .