I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2775 views       Inspirational

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People are not remembered by how few times they fail but by how often they succeed. Every wrong step is another step forward
FULLSTOP IS NOT AN END
''COZ WE CAN WRITE A NEW
SENTENCE AFTER IT. SAME WAY
IN LIFE FAILURE IS NOT THE
REAL END BUT IT IS THE
BEGINING OF NEW SUCCESS..
A Life Widout Challenge
Wud Be Like Going 2 School
Widout Lesson w Learn
Challengez Come
Not 2 Depress Or Get U Down
But
2 Master
& 2 Grow
& 2 Unfold Ur Abilities
Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS..
One To Be Silent When It Is Proper Time To Speak..
Second To Speak When It Is Proper Time To Be Silent.
Decide Carefully
Exactly

"What You Want In
Life ...!!!"

Then Work Like
"MAD"

To Make Sure
You Get It ... !!!
Gratitude is an essential component of a life that''s filled with joy
and meaning and richness. Whenever, wherever you choose gratitude, it
always makes life better.
Celebrate Your
Success
And
Stand Strong
When
Adversity Hits...
For When
The Storm Clouds Come In
The Eagle Soar
While Other Birds
Take Cover ...
A mud pot filled wid Milk will alwayz rank higher than a Gold pot filled wid POISON...
Its not our outer glamour but our inner virtues that make us VALUABLE!
The Difference Between

F A I L U R E

And

S U C C E S S

Is

Doing A Thing Nearly Right

A n d

Doing It Exactly Right ...
Diappointments are like road humps,
they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards.
Don''t stay on the humps too long. Move on !!!!!!
Champions are not Superhumans,
They just fight for 1 extra second,
When every 1 else quit,
Just remember somtimes 1 extra second of effort gives u Success
As A Mirror Reflects All The Things Held Before It

So

When Ur Mind''s Mirror Is Clam U Wud B Able To See Reflected In It

The True Qulaities Of Others