I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2822 views       Inspirational

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Conscience is a salt of life

and Imagination is sweet of life.

Conscience keep life safe

and imagination brings sweetness 2 life.

A proper balance is Art of Life.
Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,

But Only GOD keeps You Going!
The Most Important

Single Ingredient

In The

Formula Of Success

Is Knowing

How To

Get Along With People ... =)
The Future Is Like Heaven.

Everyone Exalts It,


But No One Wants To Go There Now.


Never Be Afraid To Try

Remember

Amateurs Built The Ark

Professionals Built The Titanic ...
Challenges Are Like Trees Seen Through A Running Train . . .
As You Approach Them They Grow Bigger, Once You Pass Them They Become Smaller! ! !
So Never Be Afraid Of Them
People spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace.

They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people,
hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them.

The irony is that the only place they ever needed to search was
within themselves.
First He Was Dying To Finish High School And Start College,

Then He Was Dying To Finish College And Start Working,

Then He Was Dying To Marry And Have Children,

And Then He Was Dying For His Children To Grow Old Enough So He Could Go Back To Work!

And Then He Was Dying To Retire.

And Then He DIED!

In Between All This He Forgot Something,

HE FORGOT TO LIVE!

Don''t Let This Happen To You.

Appreciate Your
Present!
Have A Gud Day
Enjoy Life:)
If I Failed 1000 times ,i won''t say i failed 1000 times.Rather i would say : I had discovered 1000 ways WhiSmile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILEch can cause failure. . .
Hard work spotlights the character of people:

Some turn up their sleeves

Some turn up their noses,

&

Some don''t turn up at all.
If You Fail, Don''t Fill Ur Eyes With Tears.
It May Hide The Other

Beautiful Opportunities Standing In Front Of You
1 Man Cried Wen He Had No Shoes,
Bt He Stopped Crying Wen He Saw A Man Widout Legs.
Life Is Full Of Blessings But
Somtimes We Dont Understand It.