I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2926 views       Inspirational

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Hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!


So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.
Imagine All The People
Living Life In Peace
You May Say ...
"I m A Dreamer"
But
I m Not The Only One
I Hope Someday
You''ll Join Us
&
World Will Be As One ... :)
ALLAH Loves U And He Knows All The Secrets Of Your Heart. . . U''ve Allowed The Past To Come Between You And ALLAH. Turn The Past Over To ALLAH. ALLAH Is Strong Enough To Take It And Give Him Ur Future too. . . ALLAH Will Make U Strong Enough To Live It. . .
Difficulties In Your Life
Don''t Come To Destroy
You


But


Help Yo To Realize Your
Hidden Potential

Let The Difficulties
Know That ...

You Are DIFFICULT 2 !!
An Arrow Can Be Shot

Only By Pulling It

Backward.

So Whenever Life Pulls U

Back,

Dont Worry.

It''s Going 2 Lead

U Forward To Victory.
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Happiness always looks small
when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
you will realize
how big and precious it is!!
PrIdE iS aN aDmIsSiOn Of WeAkNeSs ...

It SeCrEtLy FeArS aWl ThE cOmPeTiTiOn

AnD

dReAdS aWl RiVaLs ...
Listen to advice and accept instruction, and in the end you will be wise

The difficult we do at once, the impossible takes a little longer

Hate is like cancer slowly eating us away inside

Art has no enemy but ignorance
“If you’re too analytical, you’ll miss the miracle. If you’re too literal, you’ll miss the joke. Being too skeptical kills the fun. Being open-minded opens doors to a happier life..”
In The Chase Between Cat & Mouse . . .
The Mouse Wins Mostly, B''coz The Cat Is Running For Its Food & Mouse For Its Life . . .
Remeber
Purpose Is More Important Than Need
You can blow out a candle
but you cant blow out a fire
once the flame begins to catch
the wind will blow it higher
Real person are not those,

who are always around you,

when everything is almost perfect.

....

They are the ones

who dig deep into the ground

when you''re down just to put you up and say,

"Everything''s gonna be alright."