I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2408 views       Inspirational

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Worry Is The Misuse
Of Imagination ...

Have Confidence That

If You Have Done A Little Thing Well

You Can Do Bigger Thing Well Too ... :)
If u hv problem in choice
just flip a coin in the air
it works not becoz it solves the problem
but while the coin is in air
u''ll know what ur heart is hoping!!
Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.
~ S t r a n g e ~

When Written In Chinese
The Word "Crisis"
Is Composed Of Two
Characters
One Represent "Danger"
n
The Other Represent
"Opportunity" (:
LiFe Is TrAvElLeD OnLi OnCe..2dAy''s MoMeNt BeCuMs 2mOrOw''S MeMoRy...EnJoY EvRy MoMeNt..No MaTtEr GoOd Or bAd ....CoZ D gIfT Of LiFe Is LiFe ItSeLf!!!
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority.

And

The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority
H.a.P.p.I.n.E.s.S
iS nOt In ThE
mErE pOsSeSsIoN
oF mOnEy ...
It LiEs
In ThE jOy
Of AcHiEvEmEnT,
iN tHe ThRiLl
Of CrEaTiVe EfFoRt ...
FULLSTOP IS NOT AN END
''COZ WE CAN WRITE A NEW
SENTENCE AFTER IT. SAME WAY
IN LIFE FAILURE IS NOT THE
REAL END BUT IT IS THE
BEGINING OF NEW SUCCESS..
Man''s Rise Or Fall, Success Or Failure,

Happiness Or Unhappiness Depends On His Attitude..

A Man''s Attitude Will Create

The Situation He Imagines
To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target..
Shoot First,
And Whatever You Hit..
Call It The Target.!
Think Different
Secret of success
Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word.''

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."
Life Is Mostly Froth And Bubble

But

Two Things Stands As Stone

Kindness in Others'' Trouble

And

Courage In Your Own ...