I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3276 views       Inspirational

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You Can''t Cross The Sea
Merely By Standing The Sea
Don''t Let Urself
Indulge In
Vain Wishes . . .
The worst thing in life is attachment,it hurts when u loOse it . . .

The best thing in life is lonliness because it teaches u everything and when u loOse it u get everything!!!
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
The Good News

Is That

The Bad New Can Be
Turned


In To


Good News
When You Change Your

-- "ATTITUDE" --
If U Stand For A Reason.

Be Prepared To Stand Alone Like A Tree.

If U Fall No D Ground

Fall As A Seed Dat Grows Back To Fight Again
Why Celebrate Your Birth

On Just One Day

When You Can Celebrate

The Life

Every Day … (=
Remember ... !!!

Those Who Do More Then They''re Paid
For Are Always Sought For Their Services. Their Name & Work
Outlive Them & They Always
Command The Highest Price

Chase Your Passion Not Your Pension
Never despise life''s fiery trials.
They are God''s ways of bringing out the best in you.

Always remember, you are like a Diamond.
And more a diamond is cut, the more it sparkles.
We Are What Our
Thoughts Have Made
Us
So
Take Care About
What You Think
Words Are Secondary
Thoughts Live, They
Travel Far ... !!
The Future Is Like Heaven.

Everyone Exalts It,


But No One Wants To Go There Now.
If you can''t have faith in what is held up to you for faith, you must find things to believe in yourself, for a life without faith in something is too narrow a space to live.
Drop The Idea Of Becoming Someone,
Because
You Are Already A Masterpiece.
You Cannot Be Improved.
You Have Only To Come To It, To Know It, To Realize It...