I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2443 views       Inspirational

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Lyf''s Ups n Down Provide Windows Of Opportunity To Determine Ur VALUES n GOALS...
Think Of Using All Obstacle As STEPPING STONES To Build The Life U Want . . .
Winners Are Struck

But

Not Destroyed

We All Have Had

Setbacks In Life

Failing Doesn''t Mean

We Are Failures ...


Never Be Afraid To Try

Remember

Amateurs Built The Ark

Professionals Built The Titanic ...
There Is A Garden In Her Face,
Where Roses And White Lilies Blow;
A Heavenly Paradise Is That Place,
Wherein All Pleasant Fruits Do Grow.
There Cherries Grow That None May Buy,
Till Cherry Ripe Themselves Do Cry
Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don''t blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny
If Someone Points Out
Your Mistake ,

Be Happy That

At least Someone Is

Interested In

''''What You Have Done ...'''' (:
Drop The Idea Of Becoming Someone,
Because
You Are Already A Masterpiece.
You Cannot Be Improved.
You Have Only To Come To It, To Know It, To Realize It...
Everyone Has An Invisible Sign Hanging From His Neck Saying
"MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT"
Never Forget This Message When Working With Peole
DEFEAT Is NOT When You
Fall Down..

It Is When You Refuse
To Get Up...!

~ Alexander,The Great.
A Sincere Devotee Asked God:

I Want Peace.

God Replied: Remove I That''s Ego,

Remove WANT That''s Desire,

Then PEACE Is Automatically Attained.