I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2330 views       Inspirational

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The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Happiness always looks small
when you hold it in your hands ...
But when you learn to share it ,
you will realize
how big and precious it is!!
We Only Live Once
But
Once Is Enuf
If V Do It Rite
Live Ur Life Wid Class,
Dignity And Style
So That An
Exclamation,
Rather Than A Question
Mark Signifies It !
When u r up in life,
ur loved ones get to know who u r..
but
when u r down in life,
u get to know who ur loved ones r.
Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.

Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.
1)Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2)Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3)Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4)Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble.
5)Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6)Sometimes, He takes ''everything'' away from us so we can learn the value of ''everything'' we have

'The Main Difference Betweem
Attitude And Ego Is That

Attitude Makes U Defer From Others,
While Ego Makes U Alone From Othersâ€'
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a human being can be by sustaining pressures of life. Be hopeful..
Courage Is Rightly Esteemed,

The First Of Human Qualities ...

Because

It Is The Quality

Which Guarantees All Others ...
Dunia main khobsorat dil ki talas karochehray ki nahi
kion ka khobsorat chehray to bohat hain lekin
khobsorat dil bohat kam hain.
I don''t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
Being Happy Doesnt Mean Everything Is Perfect
It Means Dat U Have Decided To Look
Beyond All The Imperfection & It Is The
Most Beautiful Type Of Faith On ALLAH
Celebrate Your
Success
And
Stand Strong
When
Adversity Hits...
For When
The Storm Clouds Come In
The Eagle Soar
While Other Birds
Take Cover ...