I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2881 views       Inspirational

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Don''t Think Abt The Past It Brings Tearz

Dont Think Abt The Future It Brings Fearz

Just Think And Live The Presnt
It Bringz Cheerz
If u cant find the brighter side of life..
Then
polish the darker side

Attitude of Adjustment is the only instrument to live a life..
"E" is the most unfortunate character in the alphabet.

It is always out of "cash", forever in "debt",

never out of "danger" and in "hell" all the time.

But notice that "e" is never in "war" and always in "peace."

It''s the beginning of "existence" and the end of "trouble."

Without "e", we would have no "love", "life" or "heaven."

Go E!
When Life Turns Upside Down I Don''t Wonder
Why It Turned Instead I Work To Live On The Other Side . . .
That''s Attitude. . .


The Fear Of Death

Follows From

The Fear Of Life...
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A Man Who Lives

Fully Is Prepared

To Die At Any Time...!!!
If An Egg Is Broken Due 2 OUTSIDE Force Inside Life END''s

If It Breaks Frm Inside Life Begins

GREAT Things Alwys Begin Frm Inside
The Most Wasted Day In Life Is,

The Day In Which We Have Not Laughed.

-Charlie Chaplin.
A Philosopher has very nicely said
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"Friend is like blood, though they are not seen in your skin but it comes out when you are wounded"
Every King was once a crying baby
and
every great building was once a map.
It's not important where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you will reach TOMORROW is important.
GOD HASNT PROMISED ;
SKIES ALWAYS BLUE.
SUN WIDOUT RAIN
JOY WIDOUT SORROW,
PEACE WIDOUT PAIN

BUT GOD HAS PROMISED;
STRENGTH FOR D DAY;
REST FOR THE LABOUR;
LIGHT FOR D DAY,
GRACE FOR THE TRAILS,
HELP FROM ABOVE,
UNFAILING SYMPATHY,
UNDYING LOVE......
FAce Challenges Confidently . . . Think
If I Cannot, Who Can . . .

But

After Winning B Humble Enuf To Say
I Can, Who Cannot . .
To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target..
Shoot First,
And Whatever You Hit..
Call It The Target.!
Think Different