I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3270 views       Inspirational

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View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !
"I prefer t0 be a 1st class citizen
0f a 3rd class c0untry rather than
being a 3rd class citizen
of a 1st class c0untry."

PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI... ;->
An Educational
System Isn''t Worth
A Great Deal

If It Teaches
Young People
How To make A Living

But

Doesn''t Teach Them
How To Make A Life ...
I Have Come To Beleive That
All My Past Failure & Frustration Were Actually
Laying The Foundation For The
Understandings
That Have Created The New
Level Of Living
I Now Enjoy


(Anthony Robbins)
BADSHAH ne apnay WAZEER ko 1 ANGOOTHI di Aur kaha k is par 1 aisa Sentence likho
jisko main agar khushi mein dekhon to ghamgeen ho jaoun. Aur agar gham mein dekhoun to khush ho jaoun.
Wazeer ne likha....

''YE WAQT GUZAR JAYE GA''...!!"

DEDICATED 2 PAKISTANI NATION !
He Who Finds Diamonds

Must Grapple In Mud And Mire

Because

Diamonds Are Not Found

In Polished Stones.

They Are Made ...
Greatness is not in where we stand,

but in what direction we are moving.

We must sail sometimes with the wind

and sometimes against it-

but we must sail and not drift,

nor lie at anchor.
Life is a "Roller Coaster"
You can either scream everytime you hit a bump
Or
You can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it ... (:
Celebrate Your
Success
And
Stand Strong
When
Adversity Hits...
For When
The Storm Clouds Come In
The Eagle Soar
While Other Birds
Take Cover ...
At times, even the Sun’s brightness is overshadowed by clouds.
Why can’t yours?

However dark and dense the clouds may be, Sun will shine back. And it will shine the brightest.
Why can’t you
Agr Mei Chahta Tu Dunya K
Sary Yahodiyon Ko Khatam Kr
Sakta Tha Magr Mei Ne Un Mei Se
Kuch Ko Chor Dia Ta K Ap Jan Saken
K Me Unhe Q Mar Raha Tha.

Adolf Hitler
Trust Urself
Cre8 d Kind Of Self Tht
U''ll b Happy 2 Live Wid
All Ur Lyf
Make d Most Of Urself
By Fanning d Tiny, Iner
Sparks Of Possibility In
2 Flames Of Achievements ... :)