I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2499 views       Inspirational

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There is much in life that we don''t understand or want to accept,
therein lies our Humanity!
Everything Allah plans has a reason,
therein lies HIS Divinity!
Be Simple
But Look Stylish
Be Tough
But Look Soft
Be Tensed
But Look Cool
Be A Beginner
But Look Winner
That\''s d Way Of
LIFE
LIFE Has No
\"Pause Buttons\"
DREAMS Have No
\"Expiry Date\"
Time Has No
\"Holiday\"
So
Don\''t Waste A Single
Moment In Your Life ... :)
To succeed, you need to take that gut feeling in what you believe and act on it with all of your heart.
Dere''s litle difrnce in
ppl, but tht litle
difrnce makes a big
difrnce
the lile difrnce is
"ATTITUDE"
The big difrnce is
wethr it is "Positive"
Or "Negative"
Luv The Ppl Who Luv You

Coz

They Something In U, Develop It

Luv The Ppl Who Hate U

Coz

They Hate Something In U, Change It . .
~ S t r a n g e ~

When Written In Chinese
The Word "Crisis"
Is Composed Of Two
Characters
One Represent "Danger"
n
The Other Represent
"Opportunity" (:
Nthng Else
Destroys d Power 2
Stand Alone As
D Habit Of Leaning On
Othrs
If U Leann, U''ll Nvr B
Strong Or Orignal
Stand Alone Or Bury Ur
Ambition 2 B Sumbdy
In Wrld ...
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself.


He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it
Do Not Go Where


The Path May Lead,


Go Instead Where


There Is No


Path And Leave A Trail..
Although water falls from a hill,

it never thinks it had fallen,

it raises to run as a river.

Our glory in life is not falling

but to raise at every fall.
success is nothing more than a few simple DISCIPLINES practiced daily. and failure is nothing more than a few small errors repeated daily.
Our Incomes Are Like Our Shoes

If Too Small, They Gall And Pinch Us

But

If Too Large, They Cause Us To Stumble And To Trip